by wenhao
“Look, Princess. Your Prophecy is just a poorly coded script with an unskippable 20-minute cutscene, and I’ve got split-times to hit. Step aside.” Most heroes arrive in a new world and start crying about destiny. Vexis? He just looks at the Goddess of Light and wonders why her dialogue box doesn't have a 'Skip' button. Vexis is a world-record holder who treats high-fantasy worlds not as places of wonder, but as unoptimized, buggy dumpster fires of broken physics and terrible AI. Why spend forty years mastering the blade when you can vibrate against a specific palace wall at 120Hz until the collision detection engine gives up and lets you clip directly into the treasury? Why wait for the Demon King to finish his Phase 2 monologue when you can perform a frame-perfect backflip, trigger a save-state exploit, and delete his entire existence before the boss music even starts? He isn't here to save Eldoria. He’s here to finish it—preferably by Tuesday. What you’re getting into: Glitch-Core Combat: Forget mana. Vexis uses collision errors, logic loops, and physics-breaking jumps to turn 'Impossible' boss fights into a joke. The "Malicious" Edge: A protagonist who treats legendary NPCs like disposable assets and Gods like annoying pop-up ads. Breaking the Progression: Why grind for XP when you can just overflow the counter and hit Level 99 by accident? Pure System Satire: A comedic middle finger to every Isekai trope that ever made you roll your eyes. Eldoria was meant to last for an eternity. Vexis plans to beat it in under an hour. No resets allowed.
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