by Absollover77
Imagine working for the IRS for seven years, and getting hit by Truck-kun after a long 8-hour shift of being on the phone with several dozen people and telling them, "Yes, sir/miss (insert last name here) you owe the government (insert amount here) in taxes." "No, I personally cannot authorize an extension or anything of the like. This isn't a billing company. This is the IRS." "Yes, I can see why that would be an issue, I can escalate you to my supervisor."Now I died, I know I did. However, this old guy in a comfortable pink bathrobe and matching bunny slippers said that he had a hilarious idea. He looked into my past and found my absolute love for the show Yu-Gi-Oh GX. His idea? If I wanted, I could have a new life. Send me down into the world of Duel Monsters. Only thing though he built a deck for me to use. I could improve on it, but I had a rule to follow... I personally couldn't summon any monsters at all. Instead? I made them pay taxes... Via cards like Coffin Seller or Fatal Abacus enforcing taxes for people tributing monsters or fusion summoning. A new life with a few conditions and easy ones at that? Sign her up!
