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Ethan Cole was supposed to be average. Instead, he got kidnapped by reality. Dropped into a fantasy world without a tutorial, roasted by a glitching, sarcastic System, and diagnosed as *“aggressively fine,”* Ethan is given exactly one advantage: a healer class that can’t fight, can’t run, and absolutely requires friends he does not have. Armed with trash stats, glowing hands, and a System that openly regrets choosing him, Ethan discovers that healing in this world is *weird*, System users are *not welcome*, and even helping people can make things significantly worse. Survival was not part of the plan.Heroism was never an option.And the System thinks this is hilarious. Welcome to a fantasy world where the weakest class belongs to the wrong kid, healing scares monsters, and being “support” means you’re everyone’s problem.