
by Apollo333
A mysterious cat appears on the Watchtower. Within minutes, half the Justice League is traumatized, the Teen Titans are emotionally shattered, and several Lanterns are questioning their purpose in the universe. Even the mages refuse to speak of what they heard. No one will explain what happened. No one will repeat a single word. All they’ll say is this: “Don’t let the cat hiss at you.” But Batman refuses to be left out of the secret. And when he finally uncovers the truth—through telepaths, translators, and one very ill‑advised machine—he realizes something terrifying: This cat speaks a language older than magic, sharper than a Lantern ring, and more profane than anything mortals were meant to hear. A cosmic mystery. A linguistic weapon. A housecat with the vocabulary of a fallen god. And the greatest heroes on Earth are not prepared.