
by Lich, Don't Kill My Vibe
***Volume One is complete! Look out for part two sometime in April 2026!*** Going from burnt-out formerly gifted kid to monster-hunting adventurer is a rough transition. Getting ritually sacrificed is the obvious first step. Ripped from the dingy bathroom of an old bar through the cosmos, Greg Norwood arrives confused, naked, and surrounded by the corpses of the cult that summoned him. Marked (physically and spiritually) as Gifted by divine and demonic forces, he’s given powers that will kill him if he can’t keep them balanced and a glitchy user interface that is sometimes more hindrance than help. A dwarf engineer and a legendary elf adventurer "offer" to help him survive long enough to figure out what he’s doing. Unfortunately, the coastal city of Rhobair doesn’t plan on giving Greg a break. If the monsters in the sewers weren’t enough, a new drug just dropped that turns regular people into Gifted hunting ghouls. When hesitation will get him eaten by a kraken and powerful families play dangerous games, Greg can’t just coast anymore. He’ll have to learn to fight back, to connect, and to care, or he’ll die before figuring out why he was summoned in the first place. What to expect:-1 chapter per day for the first two weeks (New chapter Monday through Friday after that)-No OP MC: Numbers go up, but progress is earned -No Harem/Romance focus (possible subplot later)-Mystery/Political Intrigue Elements-Dry Humor and pop culture references-Found family dynamics-Character Driven Narrative Some titles I drew inspiration from-He Who Fights With Monsters-The Dresden Files-Arcane
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| 0 | Chapter One: Sentiment Below Threshold | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter Two: Excellent, Love That For Me | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter Three: First Hit's Free | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter Four: As Told By Brannoc | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter Five: Read Your Damn Messages | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter Six: Ruin Edict | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter Seven: What Are You Going To Do With It? | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter Eight: Close Enough To Hurt | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter Nine: Stop Waivin' That Damn Thing Around | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter Ten: Saved By the Bello | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter Eleven: It's A Part Of You Now | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter Twelve: Hot Night and a Cold Plunge | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter Thirteen: Better Off Dead | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter Fourteen: Friends Don't Apologize | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter Fifteen: Samuel L Jackson Made A Movie About This | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter Sixteen: Fresh Mint and Crippling Addiction | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter Seventeen: At Least as Refined as Hepburn | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter Eighteen: The Death of Privacy | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter Nineteen: Surgically Removed and Pumped Full of Roids | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter Twenty: No Going Back | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter Twenty-one: Volatility Event | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter Twenty-two: Stop Poking That Particular Dragon | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter Twenty-three: You Stole His Axe? | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter Twenty-four: A Good, Fair, and Understanding Businessman | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter Twenty-five: Point of Contention | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter Twenty-six: Father's Embrace | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter Twenty-seven: Not Your Average Shopping Episode | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter Twenty-eight: Positive Self-Talk | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter Twenty-nine: Fancy | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter Thirty: The Idiot and The Horde | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter Thirty-one: Maybe Something a Little More Subtle | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter Thirty-two: There Be Body Horror Here (TW) | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter Thirty-three: We've Got Adventuring To Do | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter Thirty-four: Brannoc Wept | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter Thirty-five: Trust | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter Thirty-six: Mother's Ultimatum | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter Thirty-seven: A Little More Grace | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter Thirty-eight: Thoughtful | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter Thirty-nine: Of Kobolds and Apologies | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter Forty: How All This Magic Stuff Works | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter Forty-one: Dragon Heart Crystal | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter Forty-two: Remains | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter Forty-three: Growing Pains | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter Forty-four: Changed For The Better...Right? | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter Forty-five: The Coming Calamity | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter Forty-six: Blaze of Glory | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter Forty-seven: The Devil's In The Details | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter Forty-eight: Instructions Not Included | 0 |
| 48 | Epilogue: Jinty McGinty And The Bard Of Destiny | 0 |