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The Dark Lord Just Wants to Retire in Peace

The Dark Lord Just Wants to Retire in Peace

by Sliver Landlady

ComedySlice of LifeFantasyHigh FantasyMale Gay RomanceComedySlice of LifeFantasyHigh FantasyMale Gay Romance
Rising Stars:Comedy #20
Shadow rank ~88–98 in Fantasy↓23

In the tiny rural village of Holly-on-Green, terrible things keep happening. Whispers in the trees lure the village children into darkness. Strangers in the inn bring violent intentions. Strange lights in the lake snatch fishermen from the shores. And the new Baron of the land only travels by black coach in the dead of night.These young evils are on the rise, each looking to claim the black throne left empty by the Dark Lord Vladimir Grimm. The breaker of armies, the grave of a thousand failed quests....the village alchemist?!In an unfortunate twist, these nascent villains are about to discover that the rumors of Mir's death are the best lies he ever told. Now, if they want to live, they're going to live under his rules. Because if their actions bring the Heroes to his doorstep there will be hell to pay.This story contains:♦ A loving power couple of husbands.♦ An unrepentantly evil MC who's capable of healthy relationships.♦ Wholesome daily life segments.♦ The bad guys getting snapped in half offscreen.♦ Villainous monologues (look he's trying to quit, he swears).♦ The occasional cooking scene.♦ Cozy interruptions to the high-fantasy narrative.♦ OP magic used in negligently mundane ways.♦ Found family? He didn't sign on for this...

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Current Rank
#20
Peak Rank
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Followers
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FVR
1.30%
Rating
4.98
Ratings
29
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Reviews
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RS Days
8
Total Chapters
23
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Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Chapter One: Wrong Target0----
2Chapter Two: The Couple in the Valley0----
3Chapter Three: What Worries the Wicked0----
4Chapter Four: The Return of the Minions0----
5Chapter Five: The Mountainside Manor0----
6Chapter Six: The Uninvited Guest0----
7Chapter Seven: What the Miller Boy Saw0----
8Chapter Eight: A Withering Village0----
9Chapter Nine: Not All Northmen Are Equal0----
10Chapter Ten: The Offer To Be Good Neighbors0----
11Chapter Eleven: The Dragon, The Dark Lord, and The Vampire0----
12Chapter Twelve: The Accord is Forged0----
13Chapter Thirteen: Nothing Says Love Like A Hellhound0----
14Chapter Fourteen: Of Priests and Problems0----
15Chapter Fifteen: Cinnamon Rolls With a Side of Rage0----
16Chapter Sixteen: The Truth of Evil0----
17Chapter Seventeen: Welcome, You Must Be New Here0----
18Chapter Eighteen: A Storm to Sooth Savage Souls0----
19Chapter Nineteen: A Table For Four0----
20Chapter Twenty: Ripples on the Lake0----
21Chapter Twenty-One: The Little Mer-Massacre0----
22Chapter Twenty-Two: The New Pet Goldfish0----
23Chapter Twenty-Three: A Day in the Demesne0----