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by VingadorVVX
Book 1 is available on Amazon/Kindle Unlimited Cultivate the Dao of Shamelessness. Ascend to the Heavens. Transmigrated into a world full of immortal-seeking, drug-addicted cultivators with a broken dantian, Feng Fan discovers his unique cheat: Mind-reading. Armed with said cheat, a sentient brick, and the knowledge of countless xianxia plots burned into his mind, he’s determined to reach immortality. With his brain long fried by brain-rot plots, no young master or ancient clan can stop his rise. What to expect: - Bawdy humor. - Actual Daoist knowledge (mixed with bawdy humor) - Shameless, unhinged MC who doesn’t hesitate to use anything at his disposal to achieve his goals. - Young masters, who need facial reconstruction, in abundance - Honey-trap jade beauties. - Elders to slap, and ancient clans to set on fire. - No harem. - The most edgy of the edgelords (Little Brick has 12 edges). - This is a parody of brain-rot cultivation novels. Turn off your brain and enjoy the ride. - Sect Building (much later in the story) Average Chapter Length: 2,000 Words Release Schedule: 3x chapter/week. Discord Server Patreon This novel is part of Feng Fan's Ascension Saga. Capitalistic Cultivation. (Launched) Max Sword Comprehension. (Launch date TBD) Seizing Divinity. (Launch date TBD) Cover by Duy Phan Typograph by Inorai
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| 1 | Chapter 1: When a Shy Maiden Lifts Her Skirt | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Rob Them Clean! | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Cultivators Are a Perverted Bunch | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 67: Talking About Money Among Brothers Sullies Our Sacred Brotherhood! | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 68: The Outside World Is Too Dangerous | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 69: I am Indeed as Handsome and Dashing as the Rumors Say | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 70: Why Had This Boy Grown So… Fat? | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 71: Young Master Ding, Why Do You Have an Anaconda Between Your Legs? | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 72: Third Prince Mao Shun | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 73: Kidnappers and Kidnapped | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 74: I Would At Least Like Not To Be Sober | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 75: Sword as Firm And As Erect as Mount Tai | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 76: Such Were The Ups And Downs Of The Cultivation World | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 77: The Best Material To Create Arrays | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 78: Several Months Later… | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 79: Never Forget To Lift His Friends’ Burden | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 80: For The Prosperity Of The Heavens Suppression Sect And Its Sect Master | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 81: A Bunch Of Paupers, Not Even Worth The Effort Of Killing! | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 82: Helping Evil Cultivators Cleansing Bad Karma | 0 |
| 20 | Second Novel Announcement | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 83: Rogue Cultivator 69 | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 84: Divine Doctor Mo | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 85: Not Only Am I Handsome, But I’m Also a Good Guy | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 86: Deflowering a Million-Years-Old Maiden (1) | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 87: Deflowering a Million-Years-Old Maiden (2) | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 88: Mysterious Ship | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 89: Where Do These Gu Come From? | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 90: How About a Sunbath? | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 91: A Pair of Good, Righteous Cultivators | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 92: Is This Guy’s Brain In His Pants? | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 93: Killing A Peak Nascent Soul Cultivator | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 94: Such Crude Method, Yet They Still Fall For It? | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 95: Tier 4 Array Master | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 96: A Janitor Made To Clean Battlefields | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 97: Second Coming Of Pig-like Teammate | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 98: I Want To Protect Our Homeland. I Want To Protect The Common People | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 99: A Match Made In Heaven | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 100: The Fifth Suppression Artifact | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 101: This Script… Was Wrong | 0 |
| 40 | Stub Announcement | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 102: Repay Enmity With Kindness (1) | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 103: Repay Enmity With Kindness (2) | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 104: No Good Deed Ever Goes Unpunished | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 105: Leaving So Soon? | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 106: A Deadly Situation | 0 |
| 46 | Amazon Launch! | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 107: Fu Family | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 108: Feng Fan, You Bastard! | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 109: A Forcefully Squeezed Melon Isn’t Sweet | — |
| 50 | Chapter 110: How Come Young Master Wanted Both The Beauty And The Protagonist? | — |
| 51 | Chapter 111: Rule Domain | — |
| 52 | Chapter 112: Courtesans | — |
| 53 | Chapter 113: Yang-Sucking Demons | — |
| 54 | Chapter 114: Feng Jie’s Wedding | — |
| 55 | Chapter 115: Kids’ Table | — |
| 56 | Chapter 116: The Feng Family Is Too Sly | — |
| 57 | Chapter 117: Equivalent Exchange | — |
| 58 | Chapter 118: A Frog At The Bottom Of The Well | — |
| 59 | Chapter 4: Allergic To Beauties 6 months ago | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 5: Fratricide?! Let Me Punish This Evildoer! 6 months ago | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 6: Call Me Your Grandpa 6 months ago | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 7: Villains Need Better Work Ethics 6 months ago | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 8: Sorry, I Have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 6 months ago | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 9: Cheating The Cheaters 6 months ago | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 10: Pay Up, Or Else… 6 months ago | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 11: Dao Discussion 6 months ago | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 12: Spouting Nonsense, Preaching the Dao 6 months ago | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 13: Poor As Fuck 6 months ago | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 14: He, Feng Fan, Doesn’t Swing That Way! 6 months ago | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 15: Immortal Master, I need to take a piss! 6 months ago | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 16: Chicken, a Man’s Best Friend 5 months ago | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 17: Snake Entering The Cave 5 months ago | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 18: One Climax at a Time 5 months ago | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 19: No Sane Person In This Place 5 months ago | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 20: Anus Destroyer 5 months ago | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 21: Body Remodeling: 99% 5 months ago | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 22: I Just Went Out to Take a Piss 5 months ago | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 23: Constructing The Array Dao Body, Stepping Into The Cultivation Path 5 months ago | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 24: A Black Brick?! The Real Protagonist Appears! 5 months ago | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 25: If I’m to Eat Soft Rice, It’ll Only Be From Young, Beautiful Women! 5 months ago | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 26: Why Are You Naked? 5 months ago | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 27: Life And Death Duel (1) 5 months ago | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 28: Life And Death Duel (2) 5 months ago | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 29: Young Master Wants to Eat The Protagonist (1) 5 months ago | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 30: Young Master Wants to Eat The Protagonist (2) 5 months ago | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 31: Teaching The Mutt a Lesson on The Owner’s Behalf 5 months ago | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 32: It Truly Is Difficult To Defy The Heavens 5 months ago | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 33: Gay Master In Trouble 5 months ago | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 34: Pig-like Teammate 5 months ago | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 35: True Gender Equality! 5 months ago | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 36: Snake Entering The Cave… Reversed? 5 months ago | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 37: Ask The Brick In My Hand First! 5 months ago | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 38: Limb Regrowing Pill 4 months ago | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 39: Chatting NPCs 4 months ago | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 40: Accepting A Master 4 months ago | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 41: As A Moral, Upright Man… 4 months ago | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 42: Teaching How To Spell Death 4 months ago | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 43: Did You Take a Bath in a Sewer or Roll Around in Manure? 4 months ago | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 44: Go Kiss Your Grandson’s Ass, Horny Ghost! 4 months ago | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 45: Stepping Into The Second Realm 4 months ago | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 46: Shouldn’t You Put On Some Clothes First? 4 months ago | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 47: Dai Ming’s True Identity 4 months ago | 0 |
| 103 | Chapter 48: Thunder Forest 4 months ago | 0 |
| 104 | Chapter 49: If That Bastard Dai Ming Appeared Now… 4 months ago | 0 |
| 105 | Chapter 50: Dao Heart Like Water 4 months ago | 0 |
| 106 | Chapter 51: Soaring Through the Sky Like a True Sword Immortal 4 months ago | 0 |
| 107 | Chapter 52: The Entrance Exam Begins 4 months ago | 0 |
| 108 | Chapter 53: Unfair Results? 4 months ago | 0 |
| 109 | Chapter 54: Dangerous Path. Pay The Toll To Proceed Safely 4 months ago | 0 |
| 110 | Chapter 55: Selfless Feng Fan 4 months ago | 0 |
| 111 | Chapter 56: Nine Directional Thunder Prison Formation 3 months ago | 0 |
| 112 | Chapter 57: The Combat Trial Begins 3 months ago | 0 |
| 113 | Chapter 58: Venturing Through Virgin Forests 3 months ago | 0 |
| 114 | Chapter 59: We Go Through Thick And Thin Together 3 months ago | 0 |
| 115 | Chapter 60: Kowtow to Your Grandfather! 3 months ago | 0 |
| 116 | Chapter 61: I Was Just Passing By. Don’t Mind Me 3 months ago | 0 |
| 117 | Chapter 62: The Third Suppression Artifact 3 months ago | 0 |
| 118 | Chapter 63: Glorious Return. Brick Swallowing The Sun 3 months ago | 0 |
| 119 | Chapter 64: Sword Dao vs Brick Dao 3 months ago | 0 |
| 120 | Chapter 65: Who Dares to Be His Master? 3 months ago | 0 |
| 121 | Chapter 66: The Heavens’ Barricade 3 months ago | 0 |