![Transmigrated Into a Cultivation World? Good Thing I Can Read Minds! [Xianxia Parody]](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.royalroadcdn.com%2Fpublic%2Fcovers-large%2F147030-transmigrated-into-a-cultivation-world.jpg%3Ftime%3D1772100097&w=640&q=75)
by VingadorVVX
Cultivate the Dao of Shamelessness. Ascend to the Heavens. Transmigrated into a world full of immortal-seeking, drug-addicted cultivators with a broken dantian, Feng Fan discovers his unique cheat: Mind-reading. Armed with said cheat, a sentient brick, and the knowledge of countless xianxia plots burned into his mind, he’s determined to reach immortality. With his brain long fried by brain-rot plots, no young master or ancient clan can stop his rise. What to expect: - Bawdy humor. - Actual Daoist knowledge (mixed with bawdy humor) - Shameless, unhinged MC who doesn’t hesitate to use anything at his disposal to achieve his goals. - Young masters, who need facial reconstruction, in abundance - Honey-trap jade beauties. - Elders to slap, and ancient clans to set on fire. - No harem. - The most edgy of the edgelords (Little Brick has 12 edges). - This is a parody of brain-rot cultivation novels. Turn off your brain and enjoy the ride. - Sect Building (much later in the story) Average Chapter Length: 2,000 ~ 2,200 Words Release Schedule: 3x chapter/week. Discord Server Patreon
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Chapter 1: When a Shy Maiden Lifts Her Skirt | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2: Rob Them Clean! | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: Cultivators Are a Perverted Bunch | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: Allergic To Beauties | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: Fratricide?! Let Me Punish This Evildoer! | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 6: Call Me Your Grandpa | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 7: Villains Need Better Work Ethics | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 8: Sorry, I Have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: Cheating The Cheaters | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 10: Pay Up, Or Else… | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: Dao Discussion | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: Spouting Nonsense, Preaching the Dao | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 13: Poor As Fuck | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14: He, Feng Fan, Doesn’t Swing That Way! | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15: Immortal Master, I need to take a piss! | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16: Chicken, a Man’s Best Friend | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17: Snake Entering The Cave | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18: One Climax at a Time | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: No Sane Person In This Place | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: Anus Destroyer | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21: Body Remodeling: 99% | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22: I Just Went Out to Take a Piss | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23: Constructing The Array Dao Body, Stepping Into The Cultivation Path | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24: A Black Brick?! The Real Protagonist Appears! | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25: If I’m to Eat Soft Rice, It’ll Only Be From Young, Beautiful Women! | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26: Why Are You Naked? | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 27: Life And Death Duel (1) | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 28: Life And Death Duel (2) | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 29: Young Master Wants to Eat The Protagonist (1) | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 30: Young Master Wants to Eat The Protagonist (2) | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 31: Teaching The Mutt a Lesson on The Owner’s Behalf | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 32: It Truly Is Difficult To Defy The Heavens | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 33: Gay Master In Trouble | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 34: Pig-like Teammate | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 35: True Gender Equality! | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 36: Snake Entering The Cave… Reversed? | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 37: Ask The Brick In My Hand First! | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 38: Limb Regrowing Pill | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 39: Chatting NPCs | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 40: Accepting A Master | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: As A Moral, Upright Man… | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Teaching How To Spell Death | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: Did You Take a Bath in a Sewer or Roll Around in Manure? | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: Go Kiss Your Grandson’s Ass, Horny Ghost! | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: Stepping Into The Second Realm | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: Shouldn’t You Put On Some Clothes First? | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: Dai Ming’s True Identity | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48: Thunder Forest | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49: If That Bastard Dai Ming Appeared Now… | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50: Dao Heart Like Water | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51: Soaring Through the Sky Like a True Sword Immortal | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52: The Entrance Exam Begins | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53: Unfair Results? | 0 |
