by K-Hack
Zachary Torres died as he lived... terminally horny for monster men. When he wakes up in Hell, he's given a once-in-a-lifetime offer by a suspiciously handsome demonic President: instead of eternal torment, he can join a dysfunctional warband of Hell's most elite (and attractive) demons to take down the glittering bores of Heaven. The catch? He's their new "secret weapon," a high-value asset that must be protected at all costs. Zac figures this is a win-win. He's surrounded by a seven-foot wolf general with a beard, a pompous lion in a suit of armor, a grumpy wendigo who hates shirts, a sarcastic owl pirate, a bird-man who looks like a WWII pin-up, and a three-headed dragon butler. He is living the fantasy he literally died for. The demons, however, quickly realize their new human asset is a walking HR disaster with zero survival instincts and a very specific... "condition" that is the source of all of his (self-identified) woes, and quickly becomes everyone else's as well. A hellarious M/M thirst fest for the cultured demon enjoyer. This story is marked as mature because it is mature and has lots of naughty situations and no-no words. Please do not read if this upsets you.
