Duck You! [Did You Mean: LitRPG?]

[RS Satire List #1, Comedy List #18, GameLit #23, Isekai #36, Slice of Life #26] Kai tried to fix a bug. He became one. Kai was a backend developer working late at 3 AM. He didn't get hit by a truck; he spilled an energy drink on his dev computer and fell into the code. Now, he isn't the "Chosen One." He is a glitch. And the System hates him. The game world is broken. The physics are loose. And the Magic Interface is stuck on Aggressive Autocorrect. He tries to cast "Fireball." The System hears "Flyer Ball" and buries him in grocery coupons. He tries to summon an "Apocalypse." The System hears "Alpacalypse" and summons 5,000 angry alpacas inside the Adventurer's Guild. He tries to curse. The System makes him say "Duck." Now, Kai is 17,500 Gold in debt. Worse, he is being hunted by Dave from QA,  in the real world who is using moderator tools to delete Kai from existence. Kai’s only hope is to reach the Server Room. Unfortunately, he is stuck leading the worst party in history: Gideon: A knight who wears a sticky, rotting pumpkin on his head and worships a tricycle bell. Viscount Pigglesworth: A snobby noble trapped in a shoe that screams "KILL ME" every time it takes a step. Maya: A Senior 3D Artist who fights with a giant brush. She wants to paint blood, but the System's "Child Safety Mode" forces her to turn eldritch horrors into cute plushies. What to Expect: A Broken System: The magic is just bad code. LitRPG Parody: Skills include Summon Manager, Clear Cache, and Ticket Submission. Unique Bosses: Fight a singing Purple Dinosaur that kills you with hugs. No Harem: Just anxiety, massive debt, and a screaming shoe. Upload Schedule: Daily.