by Doxis_
A man who lost everything volunteered for a project that has taken him far beyond his wildest dreams. Meet John (that's not his real name because his real name was lost in a bet) He is traveling the Multiverse without a way to control the destination or the duration. He's no hero. He's no villain. He's just a guy who loves to sell food and has a magical food cart to help him do so. This story is a love letter to food, and to the fandoms and fictional worlds I love. All fictions represented in this story are rights of their respective creators. This is a non-commercial fanfiction. All original IPs belong to their respective owners. No permission for commercial reproduction or distribution. Most updates are on Thursday, with some others sprinkled in. This book is not authorized for sale. It is published free of charge on Royal Road. If you paid money for this you have been scammed. #noharem #noai #naruto #deepspacenine #startrek #DC #DCAU #Superman #SG1 #food #dadjokes
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| 1 | 1. Landing in a Ninja world. | 0 |
| 2 | 2. Dogs and Corndogs | 0 |
| 3 | 3. Hot Sauce. | 0 |
| 4 | 4. What a pickle. | 0 |
| 5 | 5. Economics and erroneous wristwear. | 0 |
| 6 |
| 6. Popcorn. |
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| 7 | 7. Inns and Outs. | 0 |
| 8 | 8. Raspberry Jam in the Cheese Sauce | 0 |
| 9 | 9. Obligatory Flashback | 0 |
| 10 | 10. I am the Walrus | 0 |
| 11 | 11. The smell of money | 0 |
| 12 | 12. The Tyrant | 0 |
| 13 | 13. Final hours in Konoha | 0 |
| 14 | 14. Your Un-Anbu-leviable | 0 |
| 15 | 15. Dancing with myself | 0 |
| 16 | 16. In transit | 0 |
| 17 | 17. Peldor Joi | 0 |
| 18 | 18. Around we go. | 0 |
| 19 | 19. Tastes like electric chicken | 0 |
| 20 | 20. Quarters | 0 |
| 21 | 21. Yukon Gold | 0 |
| 22 | 22. Flamin' Hot | 0 |
| 23 | 23. Retail Space the final frontier. | 0 |
| 24 | 24. Iconography and Menu planning. | 0 |
| 25 | 25. In a hole on the station there lived a food cart. | 0 |
| 26 | 26. Dinner Rush | 0 |
| 27 | 27. Polite Lies | 0 |
| 28 | 28. Slip and Sliders | 0 |
| 29 | 29. Time's Cruel Knife | 0 |
| 30 | 30. The Once and Future Krax | 0 |
| 31 | 31. Why call it that when you don't use a grill? | 0 |
| 32 | 32. Glacial advance, and a tactical retreat. | 0 |
| 33 | 33. Time and Tides | 0 |
| 34 | 34. Chipping Potatoes | 0 |
| 35 | 35. The changes butter makes. | 0 |
| 36 | 36. Muffins Often Require Nutmeg | 0 |
| 37 | 37. Branching Concerns | 0 |
| 38 | 38. A plain simple chapter | 0 |
| 39 | 39. Limited Time Sale | 0 |
| 40 | 40. The [Status] of Being | 0 |
| 41 | 41. Of Myths and Matrimony | 0 |
| 42 | 42. Whose Woods These Are? | 0 |
| 43 | 43. Were Going on a Trip in our Favorite Rocket Ship. | 0 |
| 44 | 44. Code Mauve | 0 |
| 45 | 45. Displaced individuals | 0 |
| 46 | 46. On Walkabout from the Runabout. | 0 |
| 47 | 47. Smoldering Charm | 0 |
| 48 | 48. The Ending of an Infinite Existence | 0 |
| 49 | 49. Observing | 0 |
| 50 | 50. Lift | 0 |
| 51 | 51. The Right Pair of Choux | 0 |
| 52 | 52. Shaken roots | 0 |
| 53 | 53. Field Research or Winn and Kobbren | 0 |
| 54 | 54. Anatomy of a Miracle | 0 |
| 55 | 55. Lifelines | 0 |
| 56 | 56. Back in the Kitchen | 0 |
| 57 | 57. A lot to Taco 'bout. | 0 |
| 58 | 58. Stirring the Pot | 0 |
| 59 | 59. Casting Light | 0 |
| 60 | 60. Nothing | 0 |
| 61 | 61. Bear Necessities | 0 |
| 62 | 62. Introductions | 0 |
| 63 | 63. Campfire cooking on another world with my super cheat ability | 0 |
| 64 | 64. Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck | 0 |
| 65 | 65. Calamari, Contamination, and Campsites | 0 |
| 66 | 66. Teddy Bear Picnic | 0 |
| 67 | 67. Thyme lord. | 0 |
| 68 | 68. I Just Blue Myself | 0 |
| 69 | 69. One who Talks to Spirits or A Link to the Past | 0 |
| 70 | 70. Dukat | 0 |
| 71 | 72. There and Back again | 0 |
| 72 | 71. Names | 0 |
| 73 | 73. Crossing Bridges | 0 |
| 74 | 74. Notberry | 0 |
| 75 | 75. A Bite For The Road. | 0 |
| 76 | 76. Senseless Pursuits | 0 |
| 77 | 77. The Crocodile in the dark. | 0 |
| 78 | 78. With apologies to the other John. | 0 |
| 79 | 79. The Witch Woods | 0 |
| 80 | 80. Another Unpaying Customer | 0 |
| 81 | 81. Inertia is a Property of Matter. | 0 |
| 82 | 82. The Council | 0 |
| 83 | 83. Final Acts | 0 |
| 84 | 84. In the dark. | 0 |
| 85 | 85. Camouflage! | 0 |
| 86 | 86. Birthdays | 0 |
| 87 | 87. Hellfire Hot | 0 |
| 88 | 88. Menu choices | 0 |
| 89 | 89. An Evening for Gentlemen. | 0 |
| 90 | 90. Pot Luck | 0 |
| 91 | 91. Something about gifts and horses. | 0 |
| 92 | 92. da-ba-dee, da-ba-di | 0 |
| 93 | 93. Obvious Signs. | 0 |
| 94 | 94. After Hours | 0 |
| 95 | 95. Brain Stew | — |
| 96 | 96. Summoned to the Grey Council | — |
| 97 | 97. Pastries are Magic. | — |
| 98 | 98. Delivery order | — |
| 99 | 99. Strange visitors | — |
| 100 | 100. Super | — |
| 101 | 101. After hours crowd | — |
| 102 | 102. Pot luck 2 | — |
| 103 | 103. The Grapevine | — |
| 104 | 104. Carter | — |
| 105 | 105. I'm no Superman | — |
| 106 | 106. Birdbath | — |
| 107 | 107. Cards and Folders. | — |
| 108 | 108. Combat logs | — |
| 109 | 109. Just Fry 'em! | — |
| 110 | 110. Cameras | — |
| 111 | 111 & 112 Al-lutin | — |
| 112 | 113. Mega Mart Magic Tricks | — |
| 113 | 114. Setting the table | — |
| 114 | 115. Dinner Party part 1 | — |
| 115 | 116. Dinner Party II | — |
| 116 | 117. Une Marche après Repas | — |
| 117 | 118. My field trip | — |
| 118 | 119. Micro transactions | — |
| 119 | 120. Tales of the Outlands: Issue One | — |
| 120 | 121. College with wands | — |
| 121 | 122. [Life Vision] | — |
| 122 | 123. Obligatory References | — |
| 123 | 124. Sekhmeti | — |
| 124 | 125. Kicking the doors | — |
| 125 | 126. Meeting the Neighbors | — |
