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by D.W.Sutton (Your Favorite Bug)
Hacking into heaven was a dumb idea. Bash, of course, did it anyway.Now he's stuck in the Shard, a gamified afterlife where the rich are literal gods and the dead bleed. Unfortunately for the monsters that run this place, our "hero" has jokes, bad ones, and a talent for breaking things.Armed with a glitched-out build (totally not his fault...) and a virtual assistant who's gone off-script, he's ready to BASH It All Down. 📅 New Chapters Mondays and Thursdays. 🎉 April 2026 Writathon Winner! What to Expect: • Copious amounts of violence. • More bad jokes then any reasonable person should tolerate. • Plans? What plans? Improvising is king. • Skills are exploited, not optimized.
#11
3/26/2026
Peak #49
0d
#10
3/25/2026
Peak #50
0d
#9
3/25/2026
Peak #50
0d
#8
2/6/2026
Peak #50
0d
#7
2/6/2026
Peak #50
0d
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 08:38 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 08:38 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Coupled 14-day outlook
rs-joint-entry-copula-v1
Any eligible RS entry
9%
Two or more lists
2%
Likely threshold order: Psychological → Action → Fantasy → Adventure → Main.
Leading bundle: Psychological (7%).
Estimated from one fitted shared story path; category probabilities are not multiplied as if lists were independent.
Separate entry forecast; this probability does not enter the ranking score.
Overall Rising Stars Shadow RS rank
#6379 of 12,184 · 6329 below RS #50
By genre
beats 1% of similar stories
beats 24% of similar stories
beats 64% of similar stories
Mid-pack, room on both levers
Traffic and conversion both sit mid-field for a story this size. Growth here compounds from consistency: steady cadence feeds traffic, and a sharper hook lifts what each view is worth.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 150+ chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.
