Bash It All Down [Book 1 STUB Nov 1st]

Hacking into heaven was a dumb idea. Bash, of course, did it anyway.Now he's stuck in the Shard, a gamified afterlife where the rich are literal gods and the dead bleed. Unfortunately for the monsters that run this place, our "hero" has jokes, bad ones, and a talent for breaking things.Armed with a glitched-out build (totally not his fault...) and a virtual assistant who's gone off-script, he's ready to BASH It All Down. 📅 New Chapters Mondays and Thursdays. 🎉 April 2026 Writathon Winner! What to Expect:   • Copious amounts of violence.  • More bad jokes then any reasonable person should tolerate.  • Plans? What plans? Improvising is king.  • Skills are exploited, not optimized.