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Maximum Intimidation Knight [Book 2 Completed, Editing]

Maximum Intimidation Knight [Book 2 Completed, Editing]

by D.N. Newyn

ActionAdventureComedyFantasyLitRPG
Shadow rank ~#2317 in Adventure↓32

This book is set in the same world as Dragonslayer and Basic Thaumaturgy. This book is under editing. Currently, 111 chapters have been edited (the entire Book One). The Knighthood shall die with me. Not because I would slay them. They were already dead, the useless lot, and I was the most useless of all. For I, Sir Henry Hildebraud of Mostenstein, was the last of the Knights of Saint Merin. And I was about to die. If only I had a sliver of magic, I could have fought back against those mages. But I had none. In a world full of magic, what could a knight like me possibly do with swords and shields? Ah, but what luck! Suddenly, a rock fell on my head, granting me a system . . . and I became a hundred times more intimidating. The not-so-lucky part, though . . . I didn’t get any stronger. The only stat that got multiplied was my Intimidation, an attribute I had never once asked for and could not, for the life of me, seem to turn off. Which would have been fine, if every time I spoke, I didn’t threaten to massacre the local populace against my will. Left with no choice, I, Sir Henry Hildebraud of Mostenstein, would have to survive by pretending to be the strongest man in the world. Fate, in its infinite mockery, decreed that I seek out the woman who supposedly knew how I could rise above this mess and restore the Order of Saint Merin to its former glory. Shame she was, by all reputable accounts, a total weirdo. WHAT TO EXPECT: Weak-to-strong Comedy (the terrifying kind, but still comedy) Accidental aura farming Super down bad love interest OP Intimidation Skill tree with insane downsides Dungeon grinding Knightly moral code Pathway-based progression system Power couple restoring the Knighthood (eventually . . .) Completely optional NSFW scenes Read 37 chapters ahead on Patreon, or join the Discord if you wanna talk about it. Release schedule: 3 chapters a week

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1Chapter 1: The Knighthood shall die with me (EDITED)0----
2Chapter 2: Sir Henry, Destroyer of Common Slimes (EDITED)0----
3Chapter 3: Aim for the water, not your own dignity! (EDITED)0----
4Chapter 4: I am the kind that makes reenactments real (EDITED)0----
5Chapter 5: I am officially turning into a scrap digger (EDITED)0--
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6Chapter 6: You can’t twist what I don’t say (EDITED)0----
7Chapter 7: How many passives do I even have? (EDITED)0----
8Chapter 8: What sort of magic bases itself on probability? (EDITED)0----
9Chapter 9: How will you punish me, good Sir? (EDITED)0----
10Chapter 10: I don’t care about romantic interests! (EDITED)0----
11Chapter 11: She looks like a deranged criminal (EDITED)0----
12Chapter 12: I am my armor, and my armor is I (EDITED)0----
13Chapter 13: You could very well be the reason slimes exist! (EDITED)0----
14Chapter 14: You are bound to slip up one of these days! (EDITED)0----
15Chapter 15: You appear to be in grave distress! (EDITED)0----
16YOU SHALL READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, MORTALS0----
17Chapter 16: Impudent sorceress! (EDITED)0----
18Chapter 17: It is for you, Lady Anabeth, that I restrain such devastation (EDITED)0----
19Chapter 18: THY STATION IS AMONG STONES, NOT STOMACHS! (EDITED)0----
20THE HOUR APPROACHES: CLAIM OR PERISH, MORTAL0----
21Chapter 19: The doctrine of arithmetically justified violence! (EDITED)0----
22Chapter 20: The sacred rite of Reconstitution through Alchemical Faith! (EDITED)0----
23Chapter 21: This was all part of the plan (EDITED)0----
24Chapter 22: Merchants shall curse the day they learned to haggle with me (EDITED)0----
25Chapter 23: Place your hand here, Ser (EDITED)0----
26Chapter 24: You possess a touch that would make a lady flinch (EDITED)0----
27Chapter 25: I am in the mood for murder (EDITED)0----
28Chapter 26: Ah! I’m hurt! (EDITED)0----
29Chapter 27: Romantic and geographically disoriented (EDITED)0----
30Chapter 28: My first thank you from Sir Knight himself! (EDITED)0----
31Chapter 29: A knight must take the valiant path (EDITED)0----
32Chapter 30: A sellable bauble was a sellable bauble (EDITED)0----
33Chapter 31: This thing could murder me in two strikes (EDITED)0----
34Chapter 32: Sheer statistical inevitability (EDITED)0----
35Important Changes Made0----
36Chapter 33: A valiant knight always had a Plan B (EDITED)0----
37Chapter 34: He didn’t even know I had just saved his ink shelf (EDITED)0----
38Chapter 35: Getting cozy with each other already! (EDITED)0----
39Chapter 36: The Foundational Manifold of Meridian-Coupled Vector Delineation (EDITED)0----
40Chapter 37: A polite, well-mannered crackle of electricity (EDITED)0----
41Chapter 38: My perfect beam of concentrated disapproval (EDITED)0----
42Chapter 39: Wrong with artistry (EDITED)0----
43Chapter 40: I didn’t realize you had... flesh (EDITED)0----
44Chapter 41: YOUR TEETH ARE NOT REQUIRED FOR HER EVENTUAL ACQUISITION (EDITED)0----
45Chapter 42: Maybe this was who she really was (EDITED)0----
46Chapter 43: People like her didn’t stay (EDITED)0----
47Chapter 44: Saint Merin forbade me from fighting on equal grounds (EDITED)0----
48Chapter 45: Knights are famously susceptible to morale degradation if confined indoors (EDITED)0----
49Chapter 46: What kind of power move is this? (EDITED)0----
50Chapter 47: You’re a self-respecting knight and she’s a masochist! (EDITED)0----
51Chapter 48: Was she simply... irresistible? (EDITED)0----
52Chapter 49: I must eat the flower (EDITED)0----
53Chapter 50: Ah! I’ve just sneezed (EDITED)0----
54Chapter 51: Your favorite slime juice! (EDITED)0----
55Chapter 52: A Night To Remember— (EDITED)0----
56Chapter 53: Stop whipping its arse! (EDITED)0----
57Chapter 54: Ceralis, take the wheel (EDITED)0----
58Chapter 55: Aesthetic-based terrorism (EDITED)0----
59Chapter 56: In too deep to care (EDITED)0----
60Chapter 56.1: When you desire, you reach for law (EDITED)0----
61Chapter 57: Bacon implied intent (EDITED)0----
62Most Important Announcement Of The Day0----
63Chapter 58: Do not initiate debauchery. We are in a Slime Dungeon (EDITED)0----
64Chapter 59: How long could she monologue for? (EDITED)0----
65Chapter 60: A wealthy household I’ve never seen before! (EDITED)0----
66Chapter 61: Don’t worry, Sir! That beam is non-lethal. (EDITED)0----
67Chapter 62: Bless bureaucracy! (EDITED)0----
68Chapter 63: The EXTREMELY HOLY SLASH OF KNIGHTLY JUSTICE! (EDITED)0----
69Chapter 64: You are so very charming when you threaten annihilation (EDITED)0----
70Chapter 65: I hate you so much, Ceralis (EDITED)0----
71Chapter 66: Are we something? (EDITED)0----
72Chapter 67: Primordial fangirl (EDITED)0----
73Chapter 68: I am the maker of reality (EDITED)0----
74Chapter 69: Did you forget to feed the horse? (EDITED)0----
75Chapter 70: By our, she meant hers (EDITED)0----
76Chapter 70.1: This is… strategically horizontal (EDITED)0----
77Chapter 71: The younger the infant, the better (EDITED)0----
78Chapter 72: I would eat my flowers (EDITED)0----
79Chapter 73: We’re so going to get accused of witchcraft (EDITED)0----
80Chapter 74: Anabeth should be the last person to talk about discipline… (EDITED)0----
81Chapter 75: The Ferrum Lord has arrived (EDITED)0----
82Chapter 76: Do not disrupt my ferrum-flux crystallization cycle (EDITED)0----
83Chapter 77: Knowledge drawn from the unfathomably deep well of my strategic acumen (EDITED)0----
84Chapter 78: Consistently pathetic (EDITED)0----
85Chapter 79: Why did Ceralis even track that metric? (EDITED)0----
86Chapter 80: He’s new to thinking past the next five seconds (EDITED)0----
87Chapter 81: You serve justice with a longsword and a girl shorter than your shoulder? (EDITED)0----
88Chapter 82: Then she proceeded to steal it (EDITED)0----
89Chapter 83: She was an exceptional thaumaturge (EDITED)0----
90Chapter 84: Temptations must queue behind necessity (EDITED)0----
91Chapter 85: This aura… it was overwhelming (EDITED)0----
92Chapter 86: Did you suddenly develop an interest in bone theology, my lord? (EDITED)0----
93Chapter 87: It will save time, once I start rearranging their insides (EDITED)0----
94Chapter 88: I am Bertha van von Reigenfeld aus Nieder-Karnach Dürenschlag der Jüngeren (EDITED)0----
95Chapter 89: Call me Henry (Book 1 Ending) (EDITED)0----
96Chapter 90: Anabeth, stop… (EDITED)0----
97Chapter 91: Any objections? (EDITED)0----
98Chapter 92: You can stop speaking now (EDITED)0----
99Chapter 92.1: No, you slow down! (EDITED)0----
100Chapter 93: The Lord shall return (EDITED)0----
101Chapter 94: What are you going to do about it, huh? (EDITED)0----
102Chapter 95: This was so shameless I felt like Anabeth (EDITED)0----
103Chapter 96: Mortal indulgences can be quite intoxicating, my good Sir (EDITED)0----
104Chapter 97: I looked very correct (EDITED)0----
105Chapter 98: A Knight of Saint Merin didn't take free victories (EDITED)0----
106Chapter 99: 1% of his power (EDITED)0----
107Chapter 100: Would you like a regular slime juice or a marsh slime juice, Sir? (EDITED)0----
108Chapter 101: Careful. I bruise easily (EDITED)0----
109Chapter 102: You’ll scare the next one off (EDITED)0----
110Chapter 103: Won’t you, my Knight? (EDITED)0----
111Chapter 104: You don’t gamble (EDITED)0----
112Chapter 105: Fair and square (EDITED)0----
113Chapter 106: I volunteer to be your test subject (EDITED)0----
114Chapter 107: Then what was I talking about? (EDITED)0----
115Chapter 108: Shove your snide observations back in your mouth and keep them there (EDITED)0----
116Chapter 109: Do you wish to win, or do you wish to expose the cheater? (EDITED)0----
117Chapter 110: Show me how else you fail to touch me (EDITED)0----
118Chapter 111: Yes. I have punched him (EDITED)0----
119Chapter 111.2: Personal Progression Log0----
120Chapter 112: She converted her excess kinetic enthusiasm into dignity0----
121Chapter 113: You, sir, are a knight0----
122Chapter 114: If only some gallant knight would remove these suffocating layers of clothing on me0----
123Chapter 115: A mark against my otherwise impeccable character0----
124Chapter 115.1: I desperately beseeched the heavens for a bout of erectile dysfunction0----
125Chapter 115.2: Yew haf wery beaw-tifu’ chest, Sir0----
126Chapter 115.3: The bottleneck is too much0----
127Chapter 116: Etiquette is a fluid concept, my champion0----
128Chapter 117: I’d seen more bizarre encounters before0----
129Chapter 118: May I borrow Sir Hildebraud for a moment?0----
130Chapter 119: Is your Lady always like that?0----
131Chapter 120: Consider yourself fortunate, Anabeth of the Quill0----
132Chapter 121: I could still feel the tingle of Anabeth’s aether coursing through me0----
133Chapter 122: Time to yield, faithless cur0----
134Short Announcement0----
135Chapter 123: Another cur wanders in0----
136Chapter 124: He said that, not me0----
137Chapter 125: Whoever is doing this, show yourself!0----
138Chapter 126: Your burden, then0----
139Chapter 127: Sometimes the best course of action was simply to ram straight through the problem0----
140Chapter 128: Ignore the intimidation. Solve the problem0----
141Chapter 129: It's time for your repentance0----
142Chapter 130: Marziner died to this?0----
143Chapter 131: By the Saints, I am stupid0----
144Chapter 132: I hate you0----
145Chapter 133: This is the reckoning of the Knighthood0----
146Chapter 134: The Lord is much too dramatic to die a mundane death0----
147Chapter 135: Murder? It is just a misunderstanding0----
148Chapter 136: I’m not the one. I’m not even Level 120----
149Chapter 137: Path Unlocked: Path of The Disgraced Light0----
150Chapter 138: This is a disaster0----
151Chapter 139: Yes, of course. Whatever you say0----
152Chapter 140: The Second Coming of Administrative Problems0----
153Chapter 141: A shepherd who refuses burdens is merely a man carrying a lantern0----
154Chapter 142: We are stepping down now!0----
155Chapter 143: Grr0----
156Chapter 144: I already am (End of Book 2)0----
157Additions to world-building0----
158Chapter 145: The town was ours0----
159Chapter 146: Maybe next time don’t mind-control people0----
160Chapter 147: You said my favorite word (Compensation)0----
161Chapter 148: I’ve acquired the relevant requisite breadth of martial incompetence0----
162Chapter 149: Name me a priest who carries a sword0----
163Chapter 150: Apparently, his name’s Night0----
164Chapter 151: Purely a vestibular misalignment, I assure you0----
165Chapter 152: She’s also blind, I might add!0----
166Chapter 153: The textbooks never mentioned this bottleneck0----
167Chapter 154: That sounds dangerous. I will try it now!0----
168Chapter 155: Legitimacy (Pious Lecher): +10----
169Chapter 156: We were too occupied basking ourselves in your Saintly presence0----
170Motion Comic Dub Adaptation of MIK0----
171Chapter 157: I finished eating the flower0----
172Chapter 158: They follow me sometimes0----
173Chapter 159: Dungeons worked in mysterious ways0----
174HELP!0----
175Chapter 160: You seem knowledgeable about dogs0----
176Chapter 161: Could everyone stop moving for a second?0----
177Chapter 162: You will submit now0----
178Chapter 163: Anomalous Material Detected0----
179Short Announcement0----
180Chapter 164: The Bearer definitely comes from somewhere ridiculous0----
181Chapter 165: You’d kiss his toe if he asks0----
182Chapter 166: Remind me never to say ‘false alert’ again0----
183Addition to Book 2 Church Arc (Radiant Concord Arc)0----
184Chapter 167: How does he know all that?0----
185MIK Comic Dub Update0----
186Chapter 95.1: I just want to live! (EDITED)0----
187Chapter 168: Stop admiring your own marksmanship0----
188Chapter 169: A Knight of the Saints does not give up0----
189Chapter 170: Henry, are you monumentally stupid?—----
190Chapter 170.1: Run the town, Captain Hadl—----
191Chapter 171: Kneel, and answer to your Overlord—----
192Chapter 171.1: Mr. Knight must pay—----
193Chapter 171.2: How had he become twice as intimidating since Aurelienth?—----
194Chapter 172: The warmth of your chivalrous intentions transcends space and time—----
195Chapter 173: It did taste very good—----
196Chapter 174: I hadn’t expected my trousers to carry such military significance—----
197Chapter 175: Such is the status quo—----
198Chapter 176: Saint Merin’s teachings specifically forbade bedding beautiful young women—----
199Chapter 176.1: This was the maximum threshold of my intimidation aura?—----
200Some Changes To Earlier Chapters—----
201Chapter 177: Then we should dig more latrines?—----
202Chapter 178: What a positively enchanting evening you and I shall have—----