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Maximum Intimidation Knight

Maximum Intimidation Knight

by D.N. Newyn

ComedySlice of LifeActionAdventureFantasyRomance SubplotLitRPGProgressionComedySlice of LifeAction
Rising Stars:Comedy #50Romance #49
Shadow rank ~4289–4413 in Adventure

The Knighthood shall die with me. Not because I would slay them. They were already dead, the useless lot, and I was the most useless of all. For I, Sir Henry Hildebraud of Mostenstein, was the last of the Knights of Saint Merin. And I was about to die. If only I had a sliver of magic, I could have fought back against those mages. But I had none. In a world full of magic, what could a knight like me possibly do with swords and shields? Ah, but what luck! Suddenly, a rock fell on my head, granting me a system . . . and I became a hundred times more intimidating. The not-so-lucky part, though . . . I didn’t get any stronger. The only stat that got multiplied was my Intimidation, an attribute I had never once asked for and could not, for the life of me, seem to turn off. Which would have been fine, if every time I spoke, I didn’t threaten to massacre the local populace against my will. Left with no choice, I, Sir Henry Hildebraud of Mostenstein, would have to survive by pretending to be the strongest man in the world. Fate, in its infinite mockery, decreed that I seek out the woman who supposedly knew how I could rise above this mess and restore the Order of Saint Merin to its former glory. Shame she was, by all reputable accounts, a total weirdo. WHAT TO EXPECT: Weak-to-strong Comedy (the terrifying kind, but still comedy) Accidental aura farming Super down bad love interest OP Intimidation Skill tree with insane downsides Dungeon grinding Knightly moral code Pathway-based progression system Power couple restoring the Knighthood (eventually . . .) Read 37 chapters ahead on Patreon, or join the Discord if you wanna talk about it.

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1Chapter 1: The Knighthood shall die with me (EDITED) 8 months ago0----
2Chapter 2: Sir Henry, Destroyer of Common Slimes (EDITED) 8 months ago0----
3Chapter 3: Aim for the water, not your own dignity! (EDITED) 8 months ago0----
4Chapter 4: I am the kind that makes reenactments real (EDITED) 8 months ago0----
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Chapter 5: I am officially turning into a scrap digger (EDITED) 8 months ago
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6Chapter 6: You can’t twist what I don’t say (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
7Chapter 7: How many passives do I even have? (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
8Chapter 8: What sort of magic bases itself on probability? (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
9Chapter 9: How will you punish me, good Sir? (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
10Chapter 10: I don’t care about romantic interests! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
11Chapter 11: She looks like a deranged criminal (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
12Chapter 12: I am my armor, and my armor is I (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
13Chapter 13: You could very well be the reason slimes exist! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
14Chapter 14: You are bound to slip up one of these days! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
15Chapter 15: You appear to be in grave distress! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
16YOU SHALL READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, MORTALS 7 months ago0----
17Chapter 16: Impudent sorceress! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
18Chapter 17: It is for you, Lady Anabeth, that I restrain such devastation (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
19Chapter 18: THY STATION IS AMONG STONES, NOT STOMACHS! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
20THE HOUR APPROACHES: CLAIM OR PERISH, MORTAL 7 months ago0----
21Chapter 19: The doctrine of arithmetically justified violence! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
22Chapter 20: The sacred rite of Reconstitution through Alchemical Faith! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
23Chapter 21: This was all part of the plan (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
24Chapter 22: Merchants shall curse the day they learned to haggle with me (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
25Chapter 23: Place your hand here, Ser (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
26Chapter 24: You possess a touch that would make a lady flinch (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
27Chapter 25: I am in the mood for murder (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
28Chapter 26: Ah! I’m hurt! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
29Chapter 27: Romantic and geographically disoriented (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
30Chapter 28: My first thank you from Sir Knight himself! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
31Chapter 29: A knight must take the valiant path (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
32Chapter 30: A sellable bauble was a sellable bauble (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
33Chapter 31: This thing could murder me in two strikes (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
34Chapter 32: Sheer statistical inevitability (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
35Important Changes Made 7 months ago0----
36Chapter 33: A valiant knight always had a Plan B (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
37Chapter 34: He didn’t even know I had just saved his ink shelf (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
38Chapter 35: Getting cozy with each other already! (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
39Chapter 36: The Foundational Manifold of Meridian-Coupled Vector Delineation (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
40Chapter 37: A polite, well-mannered crackle of electricity (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
41Chapter 38: My perfect beam of concentrated disapproval (EDITED) 7 months ago0----
42Chapter 39: Wrong with artistry (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
43Chapter 40: I didn’t realize you had... flesh (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
44Chapter 41: YOUR TEETH ARE NOT REQUIRED FOR HER EVENTUAL ACQUISITION (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
45Chapter 42: Maybe this was who she really was (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
46Chapter 43: People like her didn’t stay (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
47Chapter 44: Saint Merin forbade me from fighting on equal grounds (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
48Chapter 45: Knights are famously susceptible to morale degradation if confined indoors (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
49Chapter 46: What kind of power move is this? (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
50Chapter 47: You’re a self-respecting knight and she’s a masochist! 6 months ago0----
51Chapter 48: Was she simply... irresistible? 6 months ago0----
52Chapter 49: I must eat the flower 6 months ago0----
53Chapter 50: Ah! I’ve just sneezed 6 months ago0----
54Chapter 51: Your favorite slime juice! 6 months ago0----
55Chapter 52: A Night To Remember— 6 months ago0----
56Chapter 53: Stop whipping its arse! 6 months ago0----
57Chapter 54: Ceralis, take the wheel 6 months ago0----
58Chapter 55: Aesthetic-based terrorism 6 months ago0----
59Chapter 56: In too deep to care 6 months ago0----
60Chapter 56.1: When you desire, you reach for law 6 months ago0----
61Chapter 57: Bacon implied intent 6 months ago0----
62Most Important Announcement Of The Day 6 months ago0----
63Chapter 58: Do not initiate debauchery. We are in a Slime Dungeon 6 months ago0----
64Chapter 59: How long could she monologue for?  6 months ago0----
65Chapter 60: A wealthy household I’ve never seen before! 6 months ago0----
66Chapter 61: Don’t worry, Sir! That beam is non-lethal. (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
67Chapter 62: Bless bureaucracy! (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
68Chapter 63: The EXTREMELY HOLY SLASH OF KNIGHTLY JUSTICE! (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
69Chapter 64: You are so very charming when you threaten annihilation (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
70Chapter 65: I hate you so much, Ceralis (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
71Chapter 66: Are we something? (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
72Chapter 67: Primordial fangirl (EDITED) 6 months ago0----
73Chapter 68: I am the maker of reality (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
74Chapter 69: Did you forget to feed the horse? (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
75Chapter 70: By our, she meant hers (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
76Chapter 70.1: This is… strategically horizontal (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
77Chapter 71: The younger the infant, the better (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
78Chapter 72: I would eat my flowers (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
79Chapter 73: We’re so going to get accused of witchcraft (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
80Chapter 74: Anabeth should be the last person to talk about discipline… (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
81Chapter 75: The Ferrum Lord has arrived (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
82Chapter 76: Do not disrupt my ferrum-flux crystallization cycle 5 months ago0----
83Chapter 77: Knowledge drawn from the unfathomably deep well of my strategic acumen (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
84Chapter 78: Consistently pathetic (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
85Chapter 79: Why did Ceralis even track that metric? (EDITED) 5 months ago0----
86Chapter 80: He’s new to thinking past the next five seconds 5 months ago0----
87Chapter 81: You serve justice with a longsword and a girl shorter than your shoulder? 5 months ago0----
88Chapter 82: Then she proceeded to steal it 5 months ago0----
89Chapter 83: She was an exceptional thaumaturge 5 months ago0----
90Chapter 84: Temptations must queue behind necessity 5 months ago0----
91Chapter 85: This aura… it was overwhelming 5 months ago0----
92Chapter 86: Did you suddenly develop an interest in bone theology, my lord? 5 months ago0----
93Chapter 87: It will save time, once I start rearranging their insides 5 months ago0----
94Chapter 88: I am Bertha Van von Reigenfeld aus Nieder-Karnach Dürenschlag der Jüngeren 5 months ago0----
95Chapter 89: Call me Henry (Book 1 Ending) 5 months ago0----
96Chapter 90: Anabeth, stop… 5 months ago0----
97Chapter 91: Any objections? 4 months ago0----
98Chapter 92: You can stop speaking now 4 months ago0----
99Chapter 92.1: No, you slow down! 4 months ago0----
100Chapter 93: The Lord shall return 4 months ago0----
101Chapter 94: What are you going to do about it, huh? 4 months ago0----
102Chapter 95: This was so shameless I felt like Anabeth 4 months ago0----
103Chapter 96: Mortal indulgences can be quite intoxicating, my good Sir 4 months ago0----
104Chapter 97: I looked very correct 4 months ago0----
105Chapter 98: A Knight of Saint Merin did not win like that 4 months ago0----
106Chapter 99: 1% of his power 4 months ago0----
107Chapter 100: Would you like a regular slime juice or a marsh slime juice, Sir? 4 months ago0----
108Chapter 101: Careful. I bruise easily 4 months ago0----
109Chapter 102: You’ll scare the next one off 4 months ago0----
110Chapter 103: Won’t you, my Knight? 4 months ago0----
111Chapter 104: You don’t gamble 4 months ago0----
112Chapter 105: Fair and square 4 months ago0----
113Chapter 106: I volunteer to be your test subject 4 months ago0----
114Chapter 107: Then what was I talking about? 4 months ago0----
115Chapter 108: Shove your snide observations back in your mouth and keep them there 4 months ago0----
116Chapter 109: Do you wish to win, or do you wish to expose the cheater? 4 months ago0----
117Chapter 110: Show me how else you fail to touch me 4 months ago0----
118Chapter 111: Yes. I have punched him 4 months ago0----
119Chapter 111.2: Personal Progression Log 3 months ago0----
120Chapter 112: She converted her excess kinetic enthusiasm into dignity 3 months ago0----
121Chapter 113: You, sir, are a knight 3 months ago0----
122Chapter 114: If only some gallant knight would remove these suffocating layers of clothing on me 3 months ago0----
123Chapter 115: A mark against my otherwise impeccable character 3 months ago0----
124Chapter 115.1: I desperately beseeched the heavens for a bout of erectile dysfunction 3 months ago0----
125Chapter 115.2: Yew haf wery beaw-tifu’ chest, Sir 3 months ago0----
126Chapter 115.3: The bottleneck is too much 3 months ago0----
127Chapter 116: Etiquette is a fluid concept, my champion 3 months ago0----
128Chapter 117: I’d seen more bizarre encounters before 3 months ago0----
129Chapter 118: May I borrow Sir Hildebraud for a moment? 3 months ago0----
130Chapter 119: Is your Lady always like that? 3 months ago0----
131Chapter 120: Consider yourself fortunate, Anabeth of the Quill 3 months ago0----
132Chapter 121: I could still feel the tingle of Anabeth’s aether coursing through me 3 months ago0----
133Chapter 122: Time to yield, faithless cur 3 months ago0----
134Short Announcement 3 months ago0----
135Chapter 123: Another cur wanders in 3 months ago0----
136Chapter 124: He said that, not me 3 months ago0----
137Chapter 125: Whoever is doing this, show yourself! 3 months ago0----
138Chapter 126: Your burden, then 2 months ago0----
139Chapter 127: Sometimes the best course of action was simply to ram straight through the problem 2 months ago0----
140Chapter 128: Ignore the intimidation. Solve the problem 2 months ago0----
141Chapter 129: It's time for your repentance 2 months ago0----
142Chapter 130: Marziner died to this? 2 months ago0----
143Chapter 131: By the Saints, I am stupid 2 months ago0----
144Chapter 132: I hate you 2 months ago0----
145Chapter 133: This is the reckoning of the Knighthood 2 months ago0----
146Chapter 134: The Lord is much too dramatic to die a mundane death 2 months ago0----
147Chapter 135: Murder? It is just a misunderstanding 2 months ago0----
148Chapter 136: I’m not the one. I’m not even Level 12 2 months ago0----
149Chapter 137: Path Unlocked: Path of The Disgraced Light 2 months ago0----
150Chapter 138: This is a disaster 2 months ago0----
151Chapter 139: Yes, of course. Whatever you say 2 months ago0----
152Chapter 140: The Second Coming of Administrative Problems 2 months ago0----
153Chapter 141: A shepherd who refuses burdens is merely a man carrying a lantern 2 months ago0----
154Chapter 142: We are stepping down now! 2 months ago0----
155Chapter 143: Grr 2 months ago0----
156Chapter 144: I already am (End of Book 2) 2 months ago0----
157Additions to world-building 2 months ago0----
158Chapter 145: The town was ours 2 months ago0----
159Chapter 146: Maybe next time don’t mind-control people 2 months ago0----
160Chapter 147: You said my favorite word (Compensation) 2 months ago0----
161Chapter 148: I’ve acquired the relevant requisite breadth of martial incompetence 2 months ago0----
162Chapter 149: Name me a priest who carries a sword 2 months ago0----
163Chapter 150: Apparently, his name’s Night 2 months ago0----
164Chapter 151: Purely a vestibular misalignment, I assure you 2 months ago0----
165Chapter 152: She’s also blind, I might add! 2 months ago0----
166Chapter 153: The textbooks never mentioned this bottleneck 1 month ago0----
167Chapter 154: That sounds dangerous. I will try it now! 1 month ago0----
168Chapter 155: Legitimacy (Pious Lecher): +1 1 month ago0----
169Chapter 156: We were too occupied basking ourselves in your Saintly presence 1 month ago0----
170Motion Comic Dub Adaptation of MIK 1 month ago0----
171Chapter 157: I finished eating the flower 1 month ago0----
172Chapter 158: They follow me sometimes 1 month ago0----
173Chapter 159: Dungeons worked in mysterious ways 1 month ago0----
174HELP! 1 month ago0----
175Chapter 160: You seem knowledgeable about dogs 1 month ago0----
176Chapter 161: Could everyone stop moving for a second? 1 month ago0----
177Chapter 162: You will submit now 1 month ago0----
178Chapter 163: Anomalous Material Detected 1 month ago0----
179Short Announcement 1 month ago0----
180Chapter 164: The Bearer definitely comes from somewhere ridiculous 29 days ago0----
181Chapter 165: You’d kiss his toe if he asks 22 days ago0----
182Chapter 166: Remind me never to say ‘false alert’ again 19 days ago0----
183Addition to Book 2 Church Arc (Radiant Concord Arc) 17 days ago0----
184Chapter 167: How does he know all that? 16 days ago0----
185MIK Comic Dub Update 15 days ago0----
186Chapter 95.1: I just want to live! (EDITED) 11 days ago0----
187Chapter 168: Stop admiring your own marksmanship 7 days ago0----
188Chapter 169: A Knight of the Saints does not give up 2 minutes ago0----