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Maximum Intimidation Knight

Maximum Intimidation Knight

by D.N. Newyn

ComedySlice of LifeActionAdventureFantasyRomance SubplotLitRPGProgressionComedySlice of LifeAction
Rising Stars:Comedy #50Romance #49

The Knighthood shall die with me. Not because I would slay them. They were already dead, the useless lot, and I was the most useless of all. For I, Sir Henry Hildebraud of Mostenstein, was the last of the Knights of Saint Merin. And I was about to die. If only I had a sliver of magic, I could have fought back against those mages. But I had none. In a world full of magic, what could a knight like me possibly do with swords and shields? Ah, but what luck! Suddenly, a rock fell on my head, granting me a system . . . and I became a hundred times more intimidating. The not-so-lucky part, though . . . I didn’t get any stronger. The only stat that got multiplied was my Intimidation, an attribute I had never once asked for and could not, for the life of me, seem to turn off. Which would have been fine, if every time I spoke, I didn’t threaten to massacre the local populace against my will. Left with no choice, I, Sir Henry Hildebraud of Mostenstein, would have to survive by pretending to be the strongest man in the world. Fate, in its infinite mockery, decreed that I seek out the woman who supposedly knew how I could rise above this mess and restore the Order of Saint Merin to its former glory. Shame she was, by all reputable accounts, a total weirdo. WHAT TO EXPECT: Weak-to-strong Comedy (the terrifying kind, but still comedy) Accidental aura farming Super down bad love interest OP Intimidation Skill tree with insane downsides Dungeon grinding Knightly moral code Pathway-based progression system Power couple restoring the Knighthood (eventually . . .) Read 37 chapters ahead on Patreon, or join the Discord if you wanna talk about it.

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0Chapter 1: The Knighthood shall die with me0----
1Chapter 2: Sir Henry, Destroyer of Common Slimes0----
2Chapter 3: Aim for the water, not your own dignity!0----
3Chapter 4: I am the kind that makes reenactments real0----
4Chapter 5: I am officially turning into a scrap digger0---
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5Chapter 6: You can’t twist what I don’t say0----
6Chapter 7: How many passives do I even have?0----
7Chapter 8: What sort of magic bases itself on probability?0----
8Chapter 9: How will you punish me, good Sir?0----
9Chapter 10: I don’t care about romantic interests!0----
10Chapter 11: She looks like a deranged criminal0----
11Chapter 12: I am my armor, and my armor is I0----
12Chapter 13: You could very well be the reason slimes exist!0----
13Chapter 14: You underestimate my capacity for poor decisions and misplaced perseverance0----
14Chapter 15: You appear to be in grave distress!0----
15YOU SHALL READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, MORTALS0----
16Chapter 16: Impudent sorceress!0----
17Chapter 17: It is for you, Lady Anabeth, that I restrain such devastation0----
18Chapter 18: THY STATION IS AMONG STONES, NOT STOMACHS!0----
19THE HOUR APPROACHES: CLAIM OR PERISH, MORTAL0----
20Chapter 19: The doctrine of arithmetically justified violence!0----
21Chapter 20: The sacred rite of Reconstitution through Alchemical Faith!0----
22Chapter 21: This was all part of the plan0----
23Chapter 22: Merchants shall know the weight of my purse0----
24Chapter 23: Place your hand here, Ser0----
25Chapter 24: You possess a touch that would make a lady flinch0----
26Chapter 25: I am in the mood for murder0----
27Chapter 26: Ah! I’m hurt!0----
28Chapter 27: Romantic and geographically disoriented0----
29Chapter 28: My first thank you from Sir Knight himself!0----
30Chapter 29: A knight must take the valiant path0----
31Chapter 30: A sellable bauble was a sellable bauble0----
32Chapter 31: This thing could murder me in two strikes0----
33Chapter 32: Sheer statistical inevitability0----
34Important Changes Made0----
35Chapter 33: A valiant knight always had a Plan B0----
36Chapter 34: He didn’t even know I had just saved his ink shelf0----
37Chapter 35: Getting cozy with each other already!0----
38Chapter 36: The Foundational Manifold of Meridian-Coupled Vector Delineation0----
39Chapter 37: A polite, well-mannered crackle of electricity0----
40Chapter 38: My perfect beam of concentrated disapproval0----
41Chapter 39: Wrong with artistry0----
42Chapter 40: I didn’t realize you had... flesh0----
43Chapter 41: YOUR TEETH ARE NOT REQUIRED FOR HER EVENTUAL ACQUISITION0----
44Chapter 42: Maybe this was who she really was0----
45Chapter 43: People like her didn’t stay0----
46Chapter 44: Saint Merin forbade me from fighting on equal grounds0----
47Chapter 45: Knights are famously susceptible to morale degradation if confined indoors too long0----
48Chapter 46: What kind of power move is this?0----
49Chapter 47: You’re a self-respecting knight and she’s a masochist!0----
50Chapter 48: Was she simply... irresistible?0----
51Chapter 49: I must eat the flower0----
52Chapter 50: Ah! I’ve just sneezed0----
53Chapter 51: Your favorite slime juice!0----
54Chapter 52: A Night To Remember—0----
55Chapter 53: Stop whipping its ass!0----
56Chapter 54: Ceralis, take the wheel0----
57Chapter 55: Aesthetic-based terrorism0----
58Chapter 56: In too deep to care0----
59Chapter 56.1: When you desire, you reach for law (18+)0----
60Chapter 57: Bacon implied intent0----
61Most Important Announcement Of The Day0----
62Chapter 58: Do not initiate debauchery. We are in a Slime Dungeon0----
63Chapter 59: How long could she monologue for? 0----
64Chapter 60: A wealthy household I’ve never seen before!0----