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by D.N. Newyn
This book is set in the same world as Dragonslayer and Basic Thaumaturgy. This book is under editing. Currently, 111 chapters have been edited (the entire Book One). The Knighthood shall die with me. Not because I would slay them. They were already dead, the useless lot, and I was the most useless of all. For I, Sir Henry Hildebraud of Mostenstein, was the last of the Knights of Saint Merin. And I was about to die. If only I had a sliver of magic, I could have fought back against those mages. But I had none. In a world full of magic, what could a knight like me possibly do with swords and shields? Ah, but what luck! Suddenly, a rock fell on my head, granting me a system . . . and I became a hundred times more intimidating. The not-so-lucky part, though . . . I didn’t get any stronger. The only stat that got multiplied was my Intimidation, an attribute I had never once asked for and could not, for the life of me, seem to turn off. Which would have been fine, if every time I spoke, I didn’t threaten to massacre the local populace against my will. Left with no choice, I, Sir Henry Hildebraud of Mostenstein, would have to survive by pretending to be the strongest man in the world. Fate, in its infinite mockery, decreed that I seek out the woman who supposedly knew how I could rise above this mess and restore the Order of Saint Merin to its former glory. Shame she was, by all reputable accounts, a total weirdo. WHAT TO EXPECT: Weak-to-strong Comedy (the terrifying kind, but still comedy) Accidental aura farming Super down bad love interest OP Intimidation Skill tree with insane downsides Dungeon grinding Knightly moral code Pathway-based progression system Power couple restoring the Knighthood (eventually . . .) Completely optional NSFW scenes Read 37 chapters ahead on Patreon, or join the Discord if you wanna talk about it. Release schedule: 3 chapters a week
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| 1 | Chapter 1: The Knighthood shall die with me (EDITED) | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Sir Henry, Destroyer of Common Slimes (EDITED) | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Aim for the water, not your own dignity! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: I am the kind that makes reenactments real (EDITED) | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: I am officially turning into a scrap digger (EDITED) | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: You can’t twist what I don’t say (EDITED) | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: How many passives do I even have? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: What sort of magic bases itself on probability? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: How will you punish me, good Sir? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: I don’t care about romantic interests! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: She looks like a deranged criminal (EDITED) | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: I am my armor, and my armor is I (EDITED) | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: You could very well be the reason slimes exist! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: You are bound to slip up one of these days! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: You appear to be in grave distress! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 16 | YOU SHALL READ THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, MORTALS | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 16: Impudent sorceress! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 17: It is for you, Lady Anabeth, that I restrain such devastation (EDITED) | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 18: THY STATION IS AMONG STONES, NOT STOMACHS! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 20 | THE HOUR APPROACHES: CLAIM OR PERISH, MORTAL | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 19: The doctrine of arithmetically justified violence! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 20: The sacred rite of Reconstitution through Alchemical Faith! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 21: This was all part of the plan (EDITED) | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 22: Merchants shall curse the day they learned to haggle with me (EDITED) | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 23: Place your hand here, Ser (EDITED) | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 24: You possess a touch that would make a lady flinch (EDITED) | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 25: I am in the mood for murder (EDITED) | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 26: Ah! I’m hurt! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 27: Romantic and geographically disoriented (EDITED) | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 28: My first thank you from Sir Knight himself! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 29: A knight must take the valiant path (EDITED) | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 30: A sellable bauble was a sellable bauble (EDITED) | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 31: This thing could murder me in two strikes (EDITED) | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 32: Sheer statistical inevitability (EDITED) | 0 |
| 35 | Important Changes Made | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 33: A valiant knight always had a Plan B (EDITED) | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 34: He didn’t even know I had just saved his ink shelf (EDITED) | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 35: Getting cozy with each other already! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 36: The Foundational Manifold of Meridian-Coupled Vector Delineation (EDITED) | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 37: A polite, well-mannered crackle of electricity (EDITED) | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 38: My perfect beam of concentrated disapproval (EDITED) | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 39: Wrong with artistry (EDITED) | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 40: I didn’t realize you had... flesh (EDITED) | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 41: YOUR TEETH ARE NOT REQUIRED FOR HER EVENTUAL ACQUISITION (EDITED) | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 42: Maybe this was who she really was (EDITED) | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 43: People like her didn’t stay (EDITED) | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 44: Saint Merin forbade me from fighting on equal grounds (EDITED) | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 45: Knights are famously susceptible to morale degradation if confined indoors (EDITED) | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 46: What kind of power move is this? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 47: You’re a self-respecting knight and she’s a masochist! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 48: Was she simply... irresistible? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 49: I must eat the flower (EDITED) | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 50: Ah! I’ve just sneezed (EDITED) | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 51: Your favorite slime juice! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 52: A Night To Remember— (EDITED) | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 53: Stop whipping its arse! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 54: Ceralis, take the wheel (EDITED) | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 55: Aesthetic-based terrorism (EDITED) | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 56: In too deep to care (EDITED) | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 56.1: When you desire, you reach for law (EDITED) | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 57: Bacon implied intent (EDITED) | 0 |
| 62 | Most Important Announcement Of The Day | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 58: Do not initiate debauchery. We are in a Slime Dungeon (EDITED) | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 59: How long could she monologue for? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 60: A wealthy household I’ve never seen before! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 61: Don’t worry, Sir! That beam is non-lethal. (EDITED) | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 62: Bless bureaucracy! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 63: The EXTREMELY HOLY SLASH OF KNIGHTLY JUSTICE! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 64: You are so very charming when you threaten annihilation (EDITED) | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 65: I hate you so much, Ceralis (EDITED) | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 66: Are we something? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 67: Primordial fangirl (EDITED) | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 68: I am the maker of reality (EDITED) | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 69: Did you forget to feed the horse? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 70: By our, she meant hers (EDITED) | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 70.1: This is… strategically horizontal (EDITED) | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 71: The younger the infant, the better (EDITED) | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 72: I would eat my flowers (EDITED) | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 73: We’re so going to get accused of witchcraft (EDITED) | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 74: Anabeth should be the last person to talk about discipline… (EDITED) | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 75: The Ferrum Lord has arrived (EDITED) | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 76: Do not disrupt my ferrum-flux crystallization cycle (EDITED) | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 77: Knowledge drawn from the unfathomably deep well of my strategic acumen (EDITED) | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 78: Consistently pathetic (EDITED) | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 79: Why did Ceralis even track that metric? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 80: He’s new to thinking past the next five seconds (EDITED) | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 81: You serve justice with a longsword and a girl shorter than your shoulder? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 82: Then she proceeded to steal it (EDITED) | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 83: She was an exceptional thaumaturge (EDITED) | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 84: Temptations must queue behind necessity (EDITED) | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 85: This aura… it was overwhelming (EDITED) | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 86: Did you suddenly develop an interest in bone theology, my lord? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 87: It will save time, once I start rearranging their insides (EDITED) | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 88: I am Bertha van von Reigenfeld aus Nieder-Karnach Dürenschlag der Jüngeren (EDITED) | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 89: Call me Henry (Book 1 Ending) (EDITED) | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 90: Anabeth, stop… (EDITED) | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 91: Any objections? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 92: You can stop speaking now (EDITED) | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 92.1: No, you slow down! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 93: The Lord shall return (EDITED) | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 94: What are you going to do about it, huh? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 95: This was so shameless I felt like Anabeth (EDITED) | 0 |
| 103 | Chapter 96: Mortal indulgences can be quite intoxicating, my good Sir (EDITED) | 0 |
| 104 | Chapter 97: I looked very correct (EDITED) | 0 |
| 105 | Chapter 98: A Knight of Saint Merin didn't take free victories (EDITED) | 0 |
| 106 | Chapter 99: 1% of his power (EDITED) | 0 |
| 107 | Chapter 100: Would you like a regular slime juice or a marsh slime juice, Sir? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 108 | Chapter 101: Careful. I bruise easily (EDITED) | 0 |
| 109 | Chapter 102: You’ll scare the next one off (EDITED) | 0 |
| 110 | Chapter 103: Won’t you, my Knight? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 111 | Chapter 104: You don’t gamble (EDITED) | 0 |
| 112 | Chapter 105: Fair and square (EDITED) | 0 |
| 113 | Chapter 106: I volunteer to be your test subject (EDITED) | 0 |
| 114 | Chapter 107: Then what was I talking about? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 115 | Chapter 108: Shove your snide observations back in your mouth and keep them there (EDITED) | 0 |
| 116 | Chapter 109: Do you wish to win, or do you wish to expose the cheater? (EDITED) | 0 |
| 117 | Chapter 110: Show me how else you fail to touch me (EDITED) | 0 |
| 118 | Chapter 111: Yes. I have punched him (EDITED) | 0 |
| 119 | Chapter 111.2: Personal Progression Log | 0 |
| 120 | Chapter 112: She converted her excess kinetic enthusiasm into dignity | 0 |
| 121 | Chapter 113: You, sir, are a knight | 0 |
| 122 | Chapter 114: If only some gallant knight would remove these suffocating layers of clothing on me | 0 |
| 123 | Chapter 115: A mark against my otherwise impeccable character | 0 |
| 124 | Chapter 115.1: I desperately beseeched the heavens for a bout of erectile dysfunction | 0 |
| 125 | Chapter 115.2: Yew haf wery beaw-tifu’ chest, Sir | 0 |
| 126 | Chapter 115.3: The bottleneck is too much | 0 |
| 127 | Chapter 116: Etiquette is a fluid concept, my champion | 0 |
| 128 | Chapter 117: I’d seen more bizarre encounters before | 0 |
| 129 | Chapter 118: May I borrow Sir Hildebraud for a moment? | 0 |
| 130 | Chapter 119: Is your Lady always like that? | 0 |
| 131 | Chapter 120: Consider yourself fortunate, Anabeth of the Quill | 0 |
| 132 | Chapter 121: I could still feel the tingle of Anabeth’s aether coursing through me | 0 |
| 133 | Chapter 122: Time to yield, faithless cur | 0 |
| 134 | Short Announcement | 0 |
| 135 | Chapter 123: Another cur wanders in | 0 |
| 136 | Chapter 124: He said that, not me | 0 |
| 137 | Chapter 125: Whoever is doing this, show yourself! | 0 |
| 138 | Chapter 126: Your burden, then | 0 |
| 139 | Chapter 127: Sometimes the best course of action was simply to ram straight through the problem | 0 |
| 140 | Chapter 128: Ignore the intimidation. Solve the problem | 0 |
| 141 | Chapter 129: It's time for your repentance | 0 |
| 142 | Chapter 130: Marziner died to this? | 0 |
| 143 | Chapter 131: By the Saints, I am stupid | 0 |
| 144 | Chapter 132: I hate you | 0 |
| 145 | Chapter 133: This is the reckoning of the Knighthood | 0 |
| 146 | Chapter 134: The Lord is much too dramatic to die a mundane death | 0 |
| 147 | Chapter 135: Murder? It is just a misunderstanding | 0 |
| 148 | Chapter 136: I’m not the one. I’m not even Level 12 | 0 |
| 149 | Chapter 137: Path Unlocked: Path of The Disgraced Light | 0 |
| 150 | Chapter 138: This is a disaster | 0 |
| 151 | Chapter 139: Yes, of course. Whatever you say | 0 |
| 152 | Chapter 140: The Second Coming of Administrative Problems | 0 |
| 153 | Chapter 141: A shepherd who refuses burdens is merely a man carrying a lantern | 0 |
| 154 | Chapter 142: We are stepping down now! | 0 |
| 155 | Chapter 143: Grr | 0 |
| 156 | Chapter 144: I already am (End of Book 2) | 0 |
| 157 | Additions to world-building | 0 |
| 158 | Chapter 145: The town was ours | 0 |
| 159 | Chapter 146: Maybe next time don’t mind-control people | 0 |
| 160 | Chapter 147: You said my favorite word (Compensation) | 0 |
| 161 | Chapter 148: I’ve acquired the relevant requisite breadth of martial incompetence | 0 |
| 162 | Chapter 149: Name me a priest who carries a sword | 0 |
| 163 | Chapter 150: Apparently, his name’s Night | 0 |
| 164 | Chapter 151: Purely a vestibular misalignment, I assure you | 0 |
| 165 | Chapter 152: She’s also blind, I might add! | 0 |
| 166 | Chapter 153: The textbooks never mentioned this bottleneck | 0 |
| 167 | Chapter 154: That sounds dangerous. I will try it now! | 0 |
| 168 | Chapter 155: Legitimacy (Pious Lecher): +1 | 0 |
| 169 | Chapter 156: We were too occupied basking ourselves in your Saintly presence | 0 |
| 170 | Motion Comic Dub Adaptation of MIK | 0 |
| 171 | Chapter 157: I finished eating the flower | 0 |
| 172 | Chapter 158: They follow me sometimes | 0 |
| 173 | Chapter 159: Dungeons worked in mysterious ways | 0 |
| 174 | HELP! | 0 |
| 175 | Chapter 160: You seem knowledgeable about dogs | 0 |
| 176 | Chapter 161: Could everyone stop moving for a second? | 0 |
| 177 | Chapter 162: You will submit now | 0 |
| 178 | Chapter 163: Anomalous Material Detected | 0 |
| 179 | Short Announcement | 0 |
| 180 | Chapter 164: The Bearer definitely comes from somewhere ridiculous | 0 |
| 181 | Chapter 165: You’d kiss his toe if he asks | 0 |
| 182 | Chapter 166: Remind me never to say ‘false alert’ again | 0 |
| 183 | Addition to Book 2 Church Arc (Radiant Concord Arc) | 0 |
| 184 | Chapter 167: How does he know all that? | 0 |
| 185 | MIK Comic Dub Update | 0 |
| 186 | Chapter 95.1: I just want to live! (EDITED) | 0 |
| 187 | Chapter 168: Stop admiring your own marksmanship | 0 |
| 188 | Chapter 169: A Knight of the Saints does not give up | 0 |
| 189 | Chapter 170: Henry, are you monumentally stupid? | — |
| 190 | Chapter 170.1: Run the town, Captain Hadl | — |
| 191 | Chapter 171: Kneel, and answer to your Overlord | — |
| 192 | Chapter 171.1: Mr. Knight must pay | — |
| 193 | Chapter 171.2: How had he become twice as intimidating since Aurelienth? | — |
| 194 | Chapter 172: The warmth of your chivalrous intentions transcends space and time | — |
| 195 | Chapter 173: It did taste very good | — |
| 196 | Chapter 174: I hadn’t expected my trousers to carry such military significance | — |
| 197 | Chapter 175: Such is the status quo | — |
| 198 | Chapter 176: Saint Merin’s teachings specifically forbade bedding beautiful young women | — |
| 199 | Chapter 176.1: This was the maximum threshold of my intimidation aura? | — |
| 200 | Some Changes To Earlier Chapters | — |
| 201 | Chapter 177: Then we should dig more latrines? | — |
| 202 | Chapter 178: What a positively enchanting evening you and I shall have | — |