Taking Inventory

Someday, I'll change the definition of wanting Luck on your side. My name is Luck Vidadura. My life just started to get a whole lot more interesting after I unlocked my Scroll. I never had high hopes for my Unlocking Day, but I gotta say that things didn't turn out as bad as I expected. My Skill, Box, is crazier than you might think at first glance. My best friend, Brick helped me realize that. Brick... So, now I'm on a quest for vengeance with some... interesting friends. Including, but in no way limited to, a rude but admittedly adorable cat. Word of advice, if she asks you to pet her belly, don't. Anyway, I have a local group of Scoundrels to decimate and a question I need answered. "Why are the gods paying attention?" What to expect: *A ---hopefully--- well-balanced blend of tragedy, action, and comedy. *A plethora of upgrades to the Box, going way beyond standard conceptions of an inventory. (Hang in there, it'll be worth it down the line.) *Lovable feline and her antics *Commas placed where something else should be (Plz help) *Minimum chapter length of 2000 words *Extensive backlog *No romance planned *Excessive profanity. You have been warned. Schedule: M-W-F with plans to go every weekday eventually.