
by StrayDog AD
Snatched from Earth without warning, and worse, without cigarettes. Slick-talking Samuel Rook Merrell sought a life of adventure in the Army, but instead got caffeine addiction, military-grade depression, and a one-way ticket to an alien world full of nightmare monsters. Just your run-of-the-mill stint. When the recruiter said he could see the world, Rook assumed Earth...not whatever this was. As if navigating through the new unforgiving land and its intrusive system was bad enough, his status as a "conjured" made him a target for xenophobic elves. Can he find an ally in this alien world before his ticket's punched? With nothing left to lose and armed with weak magic, Rook's only hope is to get stronger by using his Silver Tongue skill and military knowledge to exploit a system that should've been deadlined long ago. Stop the elves, save the world, and find some cigarettes. Not necessarily in that order. What to Expect: *Weaker to OP MC *Character-driven story *Comedic aspects and witty banter *Serious tones * Worldbuilding and Adventure *Found family *Crunchy Stats (gets crunchier over time), leveling, monster fights, sweet sweet loot. Schedule: *Uploads daily and eventually a Mon/ Wed/ Fri schedule Book 1 is complete Book 2 is a third complete
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| 0 | Chapter 1: Sucker for a good deal | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2: Life can do terrible things | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: New world, new me | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: Sucker for a new character sheet | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: To get your bearings | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 6: Sucker for a joke | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 7: Quest Complete | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 8: Savior | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: Gone crabbing | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 10: Consequences be damned | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: On the road again | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: Journey to Ollar | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 13: Into the city | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14: Ollar City | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15: Let's join a party | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16: I can use my power on people? | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17: Reunion of old friends | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18: Let's take a quest. | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: Mimics | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: Eight legged freak | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21: Builder's Guild | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22: Trial Ball | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23: Learning the basics | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24: Backstreet Elves | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25: Hearts on Fire | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26: Let's join the Army...Again | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 27: Bleat like a goat | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 28: Bandits in the alleyway | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 29: Bandits in the alley, can we break their fingers? | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 30: To the training pits! | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 31: Sense of purpose | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 32: The ability to sap | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 33: First Sentinel Quest | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 34: Bayside Situation | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 35: Bayside Situation Part 2. Chum the water | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 36: Bayside Situation Part 3. Ollar's Underground | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 37: Udak'ith Nightmare | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 38: That's a lot of experience! | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 39: More quests more problems | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 40: Quest Auctions | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 41: Temple of the Old Gods: Part 1 | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 42: Temple of the Old Gods Part 2: Cost of the Bloodstone | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 43: Temple of the Old Gods Part 3: Bad Dreams | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 44: Temple of the Old Gods Part 4: Flesh Golem | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 45: Conquer the Temple | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 46: Good old-fashioned training | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 47: Cattle, Cattle, Cattle | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 48: What's a ghoul? | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 49: Troubles with Goldwheat | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 50: Time to find a ghoul | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 51: Straight out of a nightmare | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 52: In need of closure | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 53: Gaining favor | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 54: Finally a full-fledged Sentinel | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 55: Mara Redcloud | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 56: Casting Stonists | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 57: Growing party | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 58: True Friends | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 59: Carrion Slime | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 60: Raccoon the Goblin | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 61: Goblin's suck | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 62: Into the mines | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 63: Like a loading screen | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 64: The Dawn Elf | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 65: Getting surrounded for two hundred | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 66: Dancing Elf and the Swordwall | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 67: Horrific history for three hundred | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 68: Bonus Chapter | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 69: Sacred Cipher | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 70: Teru the God of Subjugation | 0 |