Sweethearts [Diabetic Reincarnation in Candyland - Dark Romantasy Comedy]

You know what they say about too much of a good thing…  From nine to five, Duncan was just your typical employee at Semi-Sweet Tooth™, a company specializing in sugar-free candy. The free samples were nice, as a type two diabetic, but just as he thought his work-life balance couldn't get any worse, he's reincarnated into a world made of candy during his lunch break. He's found the golden ticket, here the trees are fudge, the grass is sour apple, and his blood glucose is through the roof. The whole world's made of food, but he's still starving for macros. If there's milk chocolate, then there's milk, and if there's milk, there must be cows, right? What's a guy got to do for a steak around here? If survival wasn't motivation enough, the Princess has a craving for Duncan, but her sweet body will literally kill him with the merest touch. Maybe the trading cards the other heroes collect can give him protein powers to solve his pancreatic problems. He'll either overcome his diabetes and get some sweet Princess action, or die trying.