
by voidptr
Some men would claim the will to conquer heaven, but there is no special throne to take. There are only men up there in the sky, and only human rumps occupying the thrones. Those with the will to conquer the stars are nothing more than ordinary butchers, the same as you’d find on the ground. The very stars cry out for salvation from a man imprisoned a million years ago. His prison was said to be eternal, but the fools who made it are long-dead. The heavens claim eternal sovereignty over everyone beneath them, forgetting that even heaven is just dirt with a flag. Jiang Guo has forgotten what the dirt feels like, but he will remember. And he will revel in it. The flags will burn. All the fools write themselves profound little scriptures as though the very sanctity of heaven depends on their claims, augmenting and diminishing their power oh so carefully as if it matters at all. Jiang Guo, the man who would claim eternal ownership over all creation, has but two lines in his scripture: 「I will live」 「I will conquer」 And so it shall be done. Jiang Guo has returned and he will conquer all the stars, and there are no other words to be said on the topic. There will be a lot of words in this book though.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | His Feet Upon the Soil | 0 |
| 2 | A Flying Worm to Protect a Crippled Hawk | 0 |
| 3 | Fleeing From a Grasshopper | 0 |
| 4 | It Will Happen Again | 0 |
| 5 | Goodnight, Children | 0 |
| 6 |
| Jiang Didn’t Die |
| 0 |
| 7 | Indebted to a God | 0 |
| 8 | The Tyrant Ding Yi | 0 |
| 9 | Jiang Died | 0 |
| 10 | Broken Cup | 0 |
| 11 | A Chain to Every Man, Woman, and Child | 0 |
| 12 | One Body, Two Minds | 0 |
| 13 | DO NOT ENGAGE | 0 |
| 14 | The Dirt Will Taste Like Ashes | 0 |
| 15 | 「I Swear to Kill Hell」 | 0 |
| 16 | A Dusty Ol’ Town | 0 |
| 17 | Braindodge | 0 |
| 18 | Only an Idiot Fights to the End | 0 |
| 19 | Meat of the Swan | 0 |
| 20 | I'm Going to Kidnap Someone's Soul | 0 |
| 21 | The Skin Bible | 0 |
| 22 | Deciding Against Plausible Deniability | 0 |
| 23 | They Should Have Slept In | 0 |
| 24 | The Crab Has a Handgun but Poor Aim | 0 |
| 25 | Chairbound Philosophy | 0 |
| 26 | Counterspell | 0 |
| 27 | A Shadow Under Heaven | 0 |
| 28 | Hole in the Sky | 0 |
| 29 | The Dread Scourge Threüs Descends in a Ball of Fire | 0 |
| 30 | The Tyrant’s Pretty Little Teacup | 0 |
| 31 | The Ground’s Getting Kinda Big | 0 |
| 32 | The Sky Was Pink in Hell | 0 |
| 33 | Wanna Turn Into Field Mice 🥺 👉 👈 | — |
| 34 | Commander Murder | — |
| 35 | Please, Sir, May I Have Some Cookies? | — |
| 36 | The Slap | — |
| 37 | A Vignette of Life in Hell | — |
| 38 | Commander F | — |
| 39 | Deathless, He Began to Dream | — |
| 40 | 「Hear me, creation!」 | — |
| 41 | Slapback | — |
| 42 | Mine. (Big Comfy Chair) | — |
| 43 | Bloody Henry and the Eight Ministers | — |
| 44 | Body | — |
| 45 | Slaughter | — |
| 46 | Red Pills | — |
| 47 | Your Soul is Glue | — |
| 48 | Good Boy | — |
| 49 | Prelude to World War 10,000 | — |
| 50 | Hell, Again | — |
| 51 | Autocannon Beach Party | — |
| 52 | I Would Love to Taste an Angel’s Wings | — |
| 53 | I Swear to Every Broken Body | — |
| 54 | Chthe’ilist Abomination Scthqolik IX | 0 |
| 55 | A Four-Part Dao | 0 |
| 56 | Haha! But You See, My Brain Dodged the Bullets | 0 |
| 57 | Advisors of the Tyrant | 0 |
| 58 | Ignorant Worm 8 months ago | 0 |