by Howard Anxo
Dumpster Bunnies “Think stoic small-town handyman meets relentlessly cheerful cleanup robots.No franchises implied. Any resemblance to iconic grumpy libertarians or adorable waste-compacting units is strictly coincidental.” Coyote Vale, New Mexico, had one goal: fix the recycling budget.Then the autonomous collection units started multiplying.Now there are tire tracks on rooftops, carrots keep going missing,and the county commissioners remind everyone that “nothing unusual has been reported.”Howard Anxo didn’t ask to document any of this — he just lives here.@NMTrashBunnies
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| 1 | Chapter 1 – Orientation and Other Lies | 0 |
| 2 | The Morning After | 0 |
| 3 | The Meeting | 0 |
| 4 | User Generated Problems | 0 |
| 5 | Night Watch | 0 |
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| 7 | The Media Day Disaster | 0 |
| 8 | Parade Rehearsal (and Other Ways to Die) | 0 |
| 9 | PTA Emergency Meeting (Bring Snacks, Bring Rage) | 0 |
| 10 | Howard’s Last Stand (It Goes Poorly) | 0 |
| 11 | The Representative From Bionyx Robotics | 0 |
| 12 | The Incident Report Heard ’Round the County | 0 |
| 13 | The Meeting After the Meeting (Which Is Worse Than the Meeting) | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14 - The Calm Before the Briefing (Which Is Not Calm) | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15 — Preventative Maintenance (and Other Futile Rituals) | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16 — The Manufacturer Arrives (Unfortunately) | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 16.5 — BiOnyx Internal Communications (Unredacted) | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 17 — Public Relations, Also Known as Explaining Things While Everything Is on Fire | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 18 — The Hopper Escape (Technically Not My Fault) | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 19 — BiOnyx Tries to Do PR (It Goes Poorly) | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 20 — The Recall Meeting (In Which Nobody Stays On Message) | 0 |
| 22 | Hopper Apocrypha 1 - The Modem King | 0 |
| 23 | CHAPTER 21 — VCIM, THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS | 0 |
| 24 | CHAPTER 22 — MONDAY IS A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT | 0 |
| 25 | CHAPTER 23 — THE FIRST PICKUP ATTEMPT (I Told You This Would Happen) | 0 |
| 26 | CHAPTER 24 — THE SCHOOL PLAY INCIDENT | 0 |
| 27 | CHAPTER 25 — THE CONFERENCE CALL INCIDENT (Please Stop Calling Them Bunnies) | 0 |
| 28 | HOPPER APOCRYPHA 2 The Maltese Bunny | 0 |
| 29 | CHAPTER 26 — The Quiet Day (Which Was Suspicious) | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 28 — The Hashtag Crisis Meeting | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 27 — The Viral Moment | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 29 — The Recall Announcement | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 29.5 — Abundance of Compliance | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 30 — Standby, Operationally Speaking | 0 |
| 35 | HOPPER APOCRYPHA #3 — “Jake vs. the Printer Kaiju” | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 31 — Per Our Attached Documentation | 0 |
| 37 | Hopper Apocrypha 4 - A Dumpster Bunnies Christmas Carol | 0 |
| 38 | CHAPTER 32 — The New Year Network Incident | 0 |
| 39 | CHAPTER 33 — The One Where the County Panics Over an Email | 0 |
| 40 | CHAPTER 34 — The One Where the County “Calmly” Circles the Wagons | 0 |
| 41 | CHAPTER 35 — The One Where Howard Polishes the Blade | 0 |
| 42 | HOPPER APOCRYPHA #5 “Jake vs. The OSHA Inspector: The Final Audit” | 0 |
| 43 | CHAPTER 36 — The One Where BiOnyx Answers Poorly | 0 |
| 44 | CHAPTER 37 — The One Where BiOnyx Starts Sweating | 0 |
| 45 | CHAPTER 38 — The One Where Field Assurance Arrives (and Immediately Regrets It) | 0 |
| 46 | CHAPTER 39 — The One Where the Hammer Drops | 0 |
| 47 | CHAPTER 40 — The One Where Corporate Licensing Notices | 0 |
| 48 | HOPPER APOCRYPHA #6 “DRONE MODE” (In Which a BT4 Attempts an Evolution) | 0 |
| 49 | CHAPTER 41 — The One Where Nobody Blinks First | 0 |
| 50 | Bunny Apocrypha 9 - Space Dragons | 0 |
| 51 | Dumpster Bunnies Apocrypha 7 Theories | 0 |
| 52 | S2 - Chapter 01 After Action | 0 |
| 53 | Season 2, Chapter 02 Why Can’t We Just Turn Them Back On? | 0 |
| 54 | Season 2, Chapter 03 Postmortem | 0 |
| 55 | Season 2, Chapter 04 Infrastructure | 0 |
| 56 | Bunny Apocrypha 8 The Phone Call | 0 |
| 57 | Season 2, Chapter 05 Still Offline | 0 |
| 58 | Season 2, Chapter 06 The Shelf | 0 |
| 59 | Season 2, Chapter 07 Read Aloud | 0 |
| 60 | Season 2, Chapter 08 Pessimistic Design | 0 |
| 61 | Season 2, Chapter 09 Temporary Solutions | 0 |
| 62 | Bunny Apocrypha 10: The Howard Anxo | 0 |
| 63 | Season 2, Chapter 10 Experts | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 11 — Backlog Math | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 12 — Permission, Not Restoration | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 13 — Daisy | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 14 — Immediate Normalization | 0 |
| 68 | Bunny Apocrypha 11 Howard Defeats Light Speed | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 15 — Back on the Clock | 0 |
| 70 | S2 Chapter 16 : Operational Storage | 0 |
| 71 | S2 Chapet 17 : Video Retention | 0 |
| 72 | S2 Chapter 18: The Request | 0 |
| 73 | S2 Chapter 19 Limited Run | 0 |
| 74 | BUNNY APOCRYPHA 12: “The Court of Subsection” | 0 |
| 75 | S2 chapter 20: What Didn’t Matter | 0 |
| 76 | Bunny Apocrypha 13 “Notice of Disambiguation” | 0 |
| 77 | Bunny Apocrypha 14 — Improper Service | 0 |
| 78 | S2 Chapter 21: Clarification | 0 |
| 79 | S2 Chapter 22: The Warranty Inspection | 0 |
| 80 | S2 Chapter 23: The Great Carrot Incident | 0 |
| 81 | Season 2 – Chapter 24 Field report. | 0 |
| 82 | Bunny Apocrypha 14.5 : Hopper Safety Training | 0 |
| 83 | Season 2 Chapter 25 | 0 |
| 84 | Season 2 Chapter 26 The Town Festival | 0 |
| 85 | S2 Chapter 27 The Parade Problem | 0 |
| 86 | Bunny Apocrypha 15: The Cobalt Bite | 0 |
| 87 | S2 Chapter 28 Classification Error | 0 |
| 88 | S2 Chapter 29 Label Everything | 0 |
| 89 | S2 Chapter 30: Unauthorized Object | 0 |
| 90 | Bunny Apocrypha 16 : The Superposition Problem | 0 |
| 91 | S2 Chapter 31: False Positive | 0 |
| 92 | S2 Chapter 32: The Sign Problem | 0 |
| 93 | S2 Chapter 33 — The QR Code | 0 |
| 94 | S2 Chapter 34 - Hold Music | 0 |
| 95 | Bunny Apocrypha 17 : The Church of the Connector — Annex Shed | 0 |
| 96 | S2 Chapter 35 — Escalation | 0 |
| 97 | S2 Chapter 36 - Polite Traffic Asks Once | 0 |
| 98 | S2 Chapter 37 — A different kind of conversation | 0 |
| 99 | S2 Chapter 38 - Really Helpful | 0 |
| 100 | S2 Chapter 39 – Porch Talk | 0 |
| 101 | S2 Chapter 40 – First Shift | 0 |
| 102 | S2 Chapter 41 — The Wrong Answer | 0 |
| 103 | S2 Chapter 42 — Fix Your Own Mess | 0 |
| 104 | S2 Chapter 43 — Permission | 0 |
| 105 | S2 Chapter 44 — The Report | 0 |
| 106 | Bunny Apocrypha 18 - The Infernal Revenue Service | 0 |
| 107 | S2 Chapter 45 — The Lab Box | 0 |
| 108 | S2 Chapter 46 — Controlled Means Controlled | 0 |
| 109 | S2 Chapter 47 — Ingest | 0 |
| 110 | S2 Chapter 48 — Parse | 0 |
| 111 | S2 Chapter 49 — Request | 0 |
| 112 | Bunny APOCRYPHA 19 - Morgana & Morgana | 0 |
| 113 | S2 Chapter 50 — Execute | 0 |
| 114 | S2 Chapter 51 — Config Problem | 0 |
| 115 | S2 Chapter 52 — AGPI Says No | 0 |
| 116 | S2 Chapter 53 — License Boundary | 0 |
| 117 | Bunny APOCRYPHA 20 - No Solicitors | 0 |
| 118 | S2 Chapter 54 — Integration Debt | 0 |
| 119 | S2 Chapter 55 — Trial Required | 0 |
| 120 | BUNNY APOCRYPHA 21 - Extended Warranty | 0 |
| 121 | S2 Chapter 56 — The New Bunny | 0 |
| 122 | S2 Chapter 57 — Baseline First | 0 |
| 123 | S2 Chapter 58 — Controlled Inputs | 0 |
| 124 | S2 Chapter 59 — Static | 0 |
| 125 | S2 Chapter 60 — Safe Before Starting | 0 |
| 126 | S2 Chapter 61 — No Inheritance | 0 |
| 127 | BUNNY APOCRYPHA 22 - Best in Show | 0 |
| 128 | S2 Chapter 62 — Priority | 0 |
| 129 | S2 Chapter 63: Equal Priority | 0 |
| 130 | S2 Chapter 64: Not a Box | 0 |
| 131 | S2 Chapter 65: No Longer True | 0 |
| 132 | S2 Chapter 66: Shared Work | 0 |
| 133 | BUNNY APOCRYPHA 23 - The Dog Park | 0 |
| 134 | S2 Chapter 67: Passed Here | 0 |
| 135 | Bunny Apocrypha - A Real Bunny | 0 |
