by Howard Anxo
Dumpster Bunnies “Think stoic small-town handyman meets relentlessly cheerful cleanup robots.No franchises implied. Any resemblance to iconic grumpy libertarians or adorable waste-compacting units is strictly coincidental.” Coyote Vale, New Mexico, had one goal: fix the recycling budget.Then the autonomous collection units started multiplying.Now there are tire tracks on rooftops, carrots keep going missing,and the county commissioners remind everyone that “nothing unusual has been reported.”Howard Anxo didn’t ask to document any of this — he just lives here.@NMTrashBunnies
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One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 6 Oct 2026, 15:58 UTC
Entry forecast updated 6 Oct 2026, 15:58 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Rising Stars history is uncertain, so no precise projection is shown.
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Both levers trail the field
Traffic and conversion are both below comparable stories. Cadence is the first lever — stories posting near-daily reached 25 followers 17% of the time; stories posting every few days almost never did. Get the flow going, then re-check conversion.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 50–149 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.
