by Ettin
"Welcome to the ZETTAMALL®, the universe's greatest shopping experience!" William Tombaugh's job sucks. It sucks even more when he's abducted by aliens and gets a dubiously-marketable fast food mascot grafted to his arm. Will and his friends have been taken by the ZETTAMALL, an unhinged space mall where making numbers go up is everything. The people brought here are trapped in an endless cycle of loot crates, corporate altars, and brand-sponsored boss battles. If they stop, they'll be lucky if Zeddie the customer service AI only kills them. Will would rather skate away from his responsibilities than fight, but if he wants to survive, he'll have to step up. Can he and his friends find a way home, or is death the only way to clock out? ZETTAMALL®: Save to Live. Live to Save.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1.1 Your Application Has Been Accepted | 0 |
| 2 | 1.2 Start to Crate | 0 |
| 3 | 1.3 Round One | 0 |
| 4 | 1.4 For Your Convenience | 0 |
| 5 | 1.5 Be Yourself, Buy Odd | 0 |
| 6 |
| 1.6 Khan Zoomer |
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| 7 | 1.7 Zombie On Sale | 0 |
| 8 | 1.8 Daddy Please | 0 |
| 9 | 1.9 Huge W | 0 |
| 10 | 1.10 Evil Pineapple | 0 |
| 11 | 1.11 Nice, Mean, And In-Between | 0 |
| 12 | 1.12 Boney Hawk's Pro Crater | 0 |
| 13 | 1.13 Lair Raid: Maglopitek | 0 |
| 14 | 1.14 Pinata The Zombie Baby | 0 |
| 15 | 1.15 One Day More | 0 |
| 16 | 1.16 Don't Rob The Plants | 0 |
| 17 | 1.17 The Whole Zettamall Thing | 0 |
| 18 | Intermission: Beast Bazaar | 0 |
| 19 | 1.18 Hentai Feet | 0 |
| 20 | 1.19 Cheeky Secrets | 0 |
| 21 | 1.20: Yum! | 0 |
| 22 | 1.21: Lair Raid: Mog-Aglog | 0 |
| 23 | 1.22 More Than Survive | 0 |
| 24 | 1.23 Sussy | 0 |
| 25 | 1.24 Save To Live | 0 |
| 26 | 1.25 Vengeance Is Mine | 0 |
| 27 | 1.26 Udon Quixote | 0 |
| 28 | 1.27 Lair Raid: Wogar | 0 |
| 29 | 1.28 Daddy Issues | 0 |
| 30 | 1.29 Mall Monarch | 0 |
| 31 | Intermission: Beast Bazaar 2 | 0 |
| 32 | 1.30 Proper Shoplin | 0 |
| 33 | 1.31 Lair Raid: Breaker Supply | 0 |
| 34 | 1.32 Breakfast Beast | 0 |
| 35 | 1.33 Blame Game | 0 |
| 36 | 1.34 Big Daddy | 0 |
| 37 | 1.35 That's Not Good | 0 |
| 38 | 1.36 Boney Hawk's Altar Grind | 0 |
| 39 | 1.37 Whovian Trekker | 0 |
| 40 | 1.38 Lair Raid: Tree of Terror | 0 |
| 41 | 1.39 Lair Race | 0 |
| 42 | 1.40 Cargo Cult | 0 |
| 43 | 1.41 Walk Into Mordor | 0 |
| 44 | 1.42 YA RLY | 0 |
| 45 | 1.43 Live to Save | 0 |
| 46 | 1.44 Boss Rush, Part 1 | 0 |
| 47 | 1.45 Boss Rush, Part 2 | 0 |
| 48 | 1.46 Boss Rush, Part 3 | 0 |
| 49 | 1.47 Welcome to the Zettamall | 0 |
| 50 | Volume 1 Epilogue | 0 |
| 51 | 2.1 Home, Premium | 0 |
| 52 | 2.2 The Human's Zettamall Survival Guide | 0 |
| 53 | Intermission: Streaming This Month | 0 |
| 54 | 2.3 The Whole Zettamall Thing (Reprise) | 0 |
| 55 | 2.4 Be More Chill | 0 |
| 56 | 2.5 Horny Space Tiger | 0 |
| 57 | 2.6 Why Don't You Get A Job | 0 |
| 58 | 2.7 Six Days Later... | 0 |
| 59 | 2.8 Dead Mall | 0 |
| 60 | 2.9 Bonezone | 0 |
| 61 | 2.10 Speed Bagel | 0 |
| 62 | 2.11 Vince Malum Violentia | 0 |
| 63 | 2.12 C.H.E.W.S. | 0 |
| 64 | 2.13 Wrap-Up | 0 |
| 65 | 2.14 Tankero Zone | 0 |
| 66 | Intermission: Beast Bazaar 3 | 0 |
| 67 | 2.15 Laundry Day | 0 |
| 68 | 2.16 Dungeon Crawl: Clone Fruit | 0 |
| 69 | 2.17 Lair Raid: DarkSpire Occultech | 0 |
| 70 | 2.18 Oh Good, Another Alchemist | 0 |
| 71 | Intermission: Dungeon Wiki: Kongland | 0 |
| 72 | 2.19 Monke Burg | 0 |
| 73 | 2.20 Antagonist | — |
| 74 | 2.21 Brand Management | — |
| 75 | 2.22 Virpin Polkka | — |
| 76 | 2.23 Let Her Cook | — |
| 77 | 2.24 Dungeon Crawl: Escape From These Dorks | — |
| 78 | 2.25 Scowler | — |
