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Football Management Simulator (Soccer LitRPG)

Football Management Simulator (Soccer LitRPG)

by D.N. Newyn

ComedyContemporaryGameLitLitRPGLocal Protagonist
Shadow rank ~#1354 in Comedy↓47

Jamie Harrington used to be a defender you could rely on, until the match-fixing scandal that ended his career and relationship like a rogue corner kick. Seven years and one ban later, he’s just another ex-pro flipping steaks on a rusted grill, pretending not to watch football (soccer) highlights through the neighbor’s window. When his brother, now a Premier League star, drags him into coaching a struggling Tier 7 side, Jamie expects nothing but mud and bad pitches. What he doesn’t expect is the game. Not the game. His literal video game. The old Football Management Simulator he’s been playing to kill time starts bleeding into reality. He sees player stats above heads, morale bars hovering like ghosts, and form graphs in real time. And they’re accurate. Now, for the first time in years, Jamie’s got an edge. A disgraced defender turned reluctant manager, a small-town club on the brink of collapse, and a gift that shouldn’t exist. With his new vision, he might just rebuild Dunsvale from the dirt and drag them all the way to the top of the Champions League. Every stat matters now, and he’s playing for keeps. [For every chapter I add on Royal Road from C6 onward, I’m adding an extra chapter on Patreon. The Patreon will always be ahead.]

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OverviewViews and follower statisticsEngagementProseChapters
Favorites
270
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FVR
0.34%
Rating
4.77
Ratings
185
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RS Days
74
Total Chapters
120
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Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
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1Chapter 1: Match fixing was easy then0----
2Chapter 2: He’d brought chicken breast and didn’t even care to season it0----
3Chapter 3: Advanced Playmaker ★★★★☆0----
4Chapter 4: You takin’ the blue tabs again?0----
5Chapter 5: Football under anaesthetic0---
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6Chapter 6: Jamie takes this lot0----
7Chapter 7: Activision-level greed0----
8Chapter 8: Try setting training routines in FM26 without punching a wall0----
9Chapter 9: Stuff a Sock in Cousin’s Gob0----
10Chapter 10: C’mon, Jamie. Where’s your speech?0----
11Chapter 11: You’ve clearly got an eye for structure0----
12Chapter 12: Abusing the mechanics0----
13Chapter 13: Player-manager0----
14Chapter 14: Stop making out with the far post, Mansfield!0----
15Chapter 15: You’re a pain in the arse0----
16Chapter 16: If you go forward, you bloody well get back0----
17Chapter 17: You look like you’re about to shed a hamstring like a lizard tail0----
18Chapter 18: Less essay, more execution0----
19IMPORTANT (Not that Important but still)0----
20Chapter 19: The lads want to know more than just a coach0----
21Chapter 20: That dawg in me0----
22Chapter 21: Who says that in a pub full of people?0----
23Chapter 22: Fulham vs Burnley0----
24Chapter 23: Even pints weren’t exempt from quests0----
25Chapter 24: You gonna need another napkin for your notes, professor?0----
26Chapter 25: Call that grit0----
27Chapter 26: What nickname you and my brother give me in Year Seven?0----
28Chapter 27: Famous for dropping acorns on unsuspecting windscreens0----
29Chapter 28: Remember in Stranger Things when Eleven had to face the Demogorgon?0----
30Chapter 29: The Demogorgon had a personality0----
31Chapter 30: This wasn’t the Michelin guide0----
32Chapter 31: Has to be a goal0----
33Chapter 32: An island the size of Lichtenstein0----
34Chapter 33: The ball slid into the bottom corner0----
35Chapter 34: Make me the villain0----
36Quick Update0----
37Chapter 35: Yeah, sure. But where are the tactical adjustments?0----
38Chapter 36: Bullshit more, gain more0----
39Chapter 37: Man’s thinking he’s Pep or something0----
40Chapter 38: HOLY GOD WHAT WAS THAT0----
41Chapter 39: The man had left his cards at home with the rest of his officiating skills0----
42Chapter 40: You have to be good to get lucky0----
43Chapter 41: It’s system exploitation time, baby0----
44Chapter 42: You don’t overthrow someone for being mediocre and grumpy0----
45Chapter 43: Maisie Burns was my savior0----
46Chapter 44: Mitch Thompson was a weird one0----
47Chapter 45: Coward pricks who don’t trust their own shapes0----
48Chapter 46: Gareth Bale if in front of him is Marc Bartra0----
49Chapter 47: That’s what separates a tactician from a coach0----
50Chapter 48: You know a lot about this for someone who isn’t ‘in’ football0----
51Chapter 49: The power of social engineering0----
52Chapter 50: Time to stack boosters0----
53Chapter 51: Quiet Quitting (Athletic Variant)0----
54Chapter 52: FEED THE CAT!0----
55Chapter 53: You’re a centre-back, not a bloody sports scientist0----
56Chapter 54: Where the hell did they get this guy?0----
57Chapter 55: If I was the head coach0----
58Chapter 56: He really does walk like Sir Alex Ferguson0----
59Chapter 57: Maybe she’s talking bollocks0----
60Chapter 58: It would be a crime if he were to play for us0----
61Chapter 59: Does the Bossman decide who plays?0----
62Chapter 60: Passable? You live in Slough0----
63Chapter 61: That’s how trials work0----
64Chapter 62: Why were they still all down here?0----
65Chapter 63: I did have a plan0----
66Chapter 64: Like I was doing reality-TV psychology0----
67Chapter 65: What was she even on about?0----
68Chapter 66: Mitch was, understandably, livid0----
69Chapter 67: Up the Bluebells!0----
70Chapter 68: Bodies and timing0----
71Chapter 69: You Can’t Win Anything With Kids0----
72Chapter 70: I was not going to sabotage our own team performance for some boosters0----
73Chapter 71: Unfortunately, FMSim wasn’t reasonable0----
74Chapter 72: Better to just give up on him0----
75Chapter 73: Sell them a dream0----
76Chapter 74: How is that a free-kick?0----
77Chapter 75: The ball would probably reach the International Space Station by tomorrow0----
78Short Announcement0----
79Chapter 76: I’d get that damned EXP if that was the last thing I’d do0----
80Chapter 77: Put it to bed0----
81Chapter 78: Assistant to the Director of Football Operations0----
82Chapter 79: Development isn’t linear0----
83Chapter 80: Character Building & Mild Hamstring Destruction0----
84Chapter 81: People just… commission you to draw their livestock?0----
85Chapter 82: This isn’t very professional of you, Mr. Harrington0----
86Chapter 83: You’re just giving lifts to random people now?0----
87Chapter 84: How do I maximize what I learn from it?0----
88Chapter 85: You date criminals, mate0----
89Chapter 86: Keep crying. Might get you a free kick0----
90Chapter 87: Am I seriously doing this again?0----
91Chapter 88: The art of getting under someone’s skin0----
92Chapter 89: Don’t make eye contact with Bennett, you idiot0----
93Chapter 90: You don’t fucking talk to me like that0----
94Chapter 91: This could be a steal0----
95Chapter 92: Steal someone else’s place0----
96Chapter 93: Do your job0----
97Chapter 94: I started to have a feeling that Mansfield just didn’t really know how to play football0----
98Chapter 95: Fault Line0----
99Chapter 96: That was an elite pair of eyebrows0----
100Chapter 97: I didn’t fold0----
101Chapter 98: What did that have anything to do with youth training?0----
102Chapter 99: I reckon I can dribble past you0----
103Chapter 100: Coach Shortie said something intelligent!0----
104Chapter 101: This youth team was mine0----
105Chapter 102: Not everything was some Machiavellian football conspiracy0----
106Chapter 103: The standards are soaring0----
107Chapter 104: So attendance counts now?0----
108Chapter 105: Good decision. Awful execution.0----
109Chapter 106: Right, mhm merchant0----
110Chapter 107: That’s the worst you’ve got for us?0----
111Chapter 108: You sound like you used to wear too much Lynx Africa0----
112Chapter 109: This sounded suspiciously above my pay grade0----
113Short Hiatus0----
114Chapter 110: What the fuck?0----
115Chapter 111: Why the fuck was this guy here?0----
116Chapter 112: How did Mitch do this every day?—----
117Chapter 113: I deserve something—----
118Chapter 114: Maybe stroking his ego was the price of education—----
119Chapter 115: One of these things was not like the others—----
120Chapter 116: Man’s never met a bad idea he didn’t fancy—----