The Valley of the Twin Suns [Getting High Post-Apocalypse]

Krav is his brother Lenny's keeper. He works as a bodyguard for a travelling fortune teller while Lenny learns the craft of guiding souls. Life is easy, spending most days experimenting with drugs to delve into the depths of their spirituality. When a warlord invades a settlement they find themselves in, Lenny is taken as a prize, and Krav must cross the wasteland to rescue him. Meanwhile, Lenny navigates the depraved Gordo clan, dancing a fine line between deception and aid to keep himself alive as the group of raiders search for a fabled region known as the Emerald Expanse. What to Expect -DRUGS! GIVE ME DRUGS! GIVE ME DRUGS! There are many intoxicants in the valley, and what do sunburnt vagrants have better to do in a wasteland? Each smoked root and eaten mushroom hides a new ability. Some connect you with your deeper consciousness, with your soul. Others turn you into a rampaging psycho. Each has their use! -VENGEANCE IS MINE... EVENTUALLY! Krav isn't the smartest MC. Unfortunately, his brother inherited all the brains, and he's the one who needs saving! With a valley full of raider gangs and mutated beasts, it's hard not to get sidetracked. Expect a mini adventure at every detour on the way to revenge! - WHO THE F*** FORGOT TO GIVE ME STATS?! No hard RPG elements, but each character is built with a perk from the Fallout series in mind. Krav might not be a Machine Head or a Lady Killer, but that Idiot Savant title is looking pretty accurate. See if you can spot the others! -NO TIME FOR WOMEN! EWE! Don't expect much of a love story. There are plenty of female characters, including in the main cast. Some side characters get a little romantic, but Krav has one goal in mind: ingesting whatever new intoxicant that is over there! Oh... and saving Lenny! -AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! The Valley of the Twin Suns is inspired by only the gnarliest parts of Fallout, Borderlands, Mad Max, and a sprinkle of Blood Meridian. Expect blood and guts, mutants and cyborgs, and a psychotically good time! New chapters on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday each week!