
by UnproperMadman
Every self-respecting basement dweller knows what to do when fictional monsters become real and people get the ability to level up. You figure out an overpowered build, you grind, you snowball, you become ridiculously powerful by abusing niche and seemingly useless skills. You focus on yourself and your own interests, giving token help to others when it strikes your fancy. You survive, you thrive, and you become a god. Dennis has other priorities. What to expect: - Beating hopelessness with overwhelming fervour, Gurren Lagann style. - Unhinged yet charismatic MC. - Absolutely unbalanced power system. FTL is on the plate. - Comedy grounded by reality. Sometimes things’ll get pretty dark. - Nah, I’d win. Updates M/F.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1 - Smart decisions | 2,488 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 - It’s not that hard | 2,521 |
| 3 | Chapter 3 - Overprotective grandpa | 2,531 |
| 4 | Chapter 4 - This kid is weird | 1,920 |
| 5 | Chapter 5 - Getting fangirls | 3,041 |
| 6 | Chapter 6 - Totally unexpected ambush | 2,513 |
| 7 | Chapter 7 - This place is kind of grim | 2,487 |
| 8 | Chapter 8 - Leaving cripples behind is totally a moral option | 2,518 |
| 9 | Chapter 9 - Why am I protecting all these people again? | 2,428 |
| 10 | Chapter 10 - Being a proper hero is really fun | 2,580 |
| 11 | Chapter 12 - Yo I’m pretty fast | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 13 - This system seems broken | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14 - Hello, balance team, I’d like to submit a complaint | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15 - Now WE ambush the goblins | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16 - Murderblender with superspeed | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17 - It’s important to remember what’s important | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18 - This woman is not that bad | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19 - They don’t even have WiFi. This is hell | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20 - Aggressive negotiations | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21 - Okay, I’ll wear the damn armor | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22 - What is this, Slice of Life? | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23 - Littering is a crime | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24 - High stats quack like eldritch | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25 - Welcome to the team | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26 - Two wise minds means double wisdom | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 27 - So is mind control evil after all? | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 28 - I Am Atomic | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 29 - It’s totally safe | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 30 - Humanity establishes dominance all over the world | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 31 - That’s not what we’re looking for | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 32 - There’s something wrong with the difficulty curve | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 33 - Some answers, more questions | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 34 - Just ignore it until it goes away | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 35 - More speed or more speed? | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 36 - Range? What range? | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 37 - Does superspeed make ADHD worse? Asking for a friend | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 38 - Nothing bad happens from lack of communication | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 39 - If you do nothing the problem will solve itself | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 40 - The girl who was left alone | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 41 - Hey 911, I need a necromancer | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 42 - Signs of culture | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 43 - I had a lot of things to do today | 0 |