
by UnproperMadman
Every self-respecting basement dweller knows what to do when fictional monsters become real and people get the ability to level up. You figure out an overpowered build, you grind, you snowball, you become ridiculously powerful by abusing niche and seemingly useless skills. You focus on yourself and your own interests, giving token help to others when it strikes your fancy. You survive, you thrive, and you become a god. Dennis has other priorities. What to expect: - Beating hopelessness with overwhelming fervour, Gurren Lagann style. - Unhinged yet charismatic MC. - Absolutely unbalanced power system. FTL is on the plate. - Comedy grounded by reality. Sometimes things’ll get pretty dark. - Nah, I’d win. Updates M/F.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1 - Smart decisions 9 months ago | 2,488 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 - It’s not that hard 9 months ago | 2,521 |
| 3 | Chapter 3 - Overprotective grandpa 9 months ago | 2,531 |
| 4 | Chapter 4 - This kid is weird 9 months ago | 1,920 |
| 5 | Chapter 5 - Getting fangirls 9 months ago |
| 3,041 |
| 6 | Chapter 6 - Totally unexpected ambush 9 months ago | 2,513 |
| 7 | Chapter 7 - This place is kind of grim 9 months ago | 2,487 |
| 8 | Chapter 8 - Leaving cripples behind is totally a moral option 9 months ago | 2,518 |
| 9 | Chapter 9 - Why am I protecting all these people again? 9 months ago | 2,428 |
| 10 | Chapter 10 - Being a proper hero is really fun 9 months ago | 2,580 |
| 11 | Chapter 11 - Goblin ambush, again 9 months ago | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12 - Yo I’m pretty fast 9 months ago | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13 - This system seems broken 9 months ago | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14 - Hello, balance team, I’d like to submit a complaint 8 months ago | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15 - Now WE ambush the goblins 8 months ago | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16 - Murderblender with superspeed 8 months ago | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17 - It’s important to remember what’s important 8 months ago | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18 - This woman is not that bad 8 months ago | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19 - They don’t even have WiFi. This is hell 8 months ago | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20 - Aggressive negotiations 8 months ago | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21 - Okay, I’ll wear the damn armor 8 months ago | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22 - What is this, Slice of Life? 8 months ago | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23 - Littering is a crime 7 months ago | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24 - High stats quack like eldritch 7 months ago | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25 - Welcome to the team 7 months ago | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26 - Two wise minds means double wisdom 7 months ago | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27 - So is mind control evil after all? 7 months ago | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28 - I Am Atomic 7 months ago | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29 - It’s totally safe 7 months ago | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30 - Humanity establishes dominance all over the world 7 months ago | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31 - That’s not what we’re looking for 6 months ago | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32 - There’s something wrong with the difficulty curve 6 months ago | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33 - Some answers, more questions 6 months ago | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34 - Just ignore it until it goes away 6 months ago | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35 - More speed or more speed? 6 months ago | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36 - Range? What range? 6 months ago | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37 - Does superspeed make ADHD worse? Asking for a friend 6 months ago | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38 - Nothing bad happens from lack of communication 6 months ago | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39 - If you do nothing the problem will solve itself 6 months ago | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40 - The girl who was left alone 5 months ago | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41 - Hey 911, I need a necromancer 5 months ago | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42 - Signs of culture 5 months ago | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43 - I had a lot of things to do today 5 months ago | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44 - Not Dr-bloody-whatz-his-face 5 months ago | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45 - A punctuation mark consisting of a series of three dots 5 months ago | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46 - Training montage any% 5 months ago | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47 - Not everyone can be saved 5 months ago | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48 - Love 5 months ago | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49 - A particular effect 4 months ago | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50 - I totally won’t forget ya 4 months ago | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51 - No cause or reason, just feels right 4 months ago | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52 - You’re a wizard, Barry 4 months ago | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53 - Sanity is subjective 4 months ago | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54 - Speeding up 4 months ago | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55 - Speeding up some more 4 months ago | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56 - Speedstery speedster speeding 4 months ago | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57 - Genocide has consequences, but who cares 4 months ago | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58 - Pretty popular, but with the wrong crowd 3 months ago | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59 - Some people were squashed during the landing 3 months ago | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60 - Things are going great and nothing bad is gonna happen 3 months ago | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61 - It’s always the leg with speedsters 3 months ago | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62 - No side effects, trust me bro 3 months ago | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 63 - Runes and glyphs and sigils 3 months ago | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 64 - About Mach 17 3 months ago | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 65 - Apparently, this busted precognition power has limits 3 months ago | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 66 - Some people drown while others die of thirst 2 months ago | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 67 - Master debater 2 months ago | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 68 - The rotation of divinity 2 months ago | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 69 - Nice 2 months ago | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 70 - The thing that even gods are helpless against 2 months ago | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 71 - Things have a scent now! And they smell like drama 2 months ago | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 72 - Wow, nothing’s exploding yet 2 months ago | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 73 - Run away from exposition, in superspeed 2 months ago | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 74 - The proper use of superspeed – brooding 2 months ago | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 75 - Actually, isn’t that, like, a global crisis? 2 months ago | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 76 - Becoming a celebrity 1 month ago | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 77 - Those notes would go on Ebay 1 month ago | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 78 - Don’t trust the birds 1 month ago | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 79 - Ah, here we go again 1 month ago | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 80 - A pot and a kettle try to talk 1 month ago | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 81 - Pasta of Wisdom + 1 1 month ago | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 82 - There’s no mental health in Ba Sing Se 1 month ago | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 83 - The coffee was also looted 1 month ago | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 84 - Like avatar, but zombie 1 month ago | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 85 - The source of all drama strikes again 1 month ago | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 86 - Kinda sorta talking it out 1 month ago | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 87 - No bread 1 month ago | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 88 - Rescuing the rescue squad 30 days ago | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 89 - Surely he’s sane 28 days ago | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 90 - If you’re right, you don’t need another argument 26 days ago | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 91 - Treats were provided by Mark 23 days ago | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 92 - She is still hiding behind that tree 21 days ago | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 93 - The hobo doesn’t count 12 days ago | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 94 - A place that doesn’t exist is good for hiding 9 days ago | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 95 - It’s a Platonic Ideal kind of thing 7 days ago | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 96 - They’ve built a wall. 5 days ago | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 97 - Let Me Solo Him 2 days ago | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 98 - Potato overlords are watching 4 minutes ago | 0 |