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Imma be a speedster

Imma be a speedster

by UnproperMadman

ComedyActionAdventureFantasyLitRPGProgressionPost ApocalypticSuper HeroesComedy
Rising Stars:Comedy #50Action #50Fantasy #50Adventure #50All #50
Shadow rank ~1355–1435 in Comedy↓115

Every self-respecting basement dweller knows what to do when fictional monsters become real and people get the ability to level up. You figure out an overpowered build, you grind, you snowball, you become ridiculously powerful by abusing niche and seemingly useless skills. You focus on yourself and your own interests, giving token help to others when it strikes your fancy. You survive, you thrive, and you become a god. Dennis has other priorities. What to expect:  - Beating hopelessness with overwhelming fervour, Gurren Lagann style. - Unhinged yet charismatic MC. - Absolutely unbalanced power system. FTL is on the plate. - Comedy grounded by reality. Sometimes things’ll get pretty dark. - Nah, I’d win. Updates M/F.

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Peak Rank
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Followers
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Story Timeline

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OverviewEngagementProseChapters
Favorites
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FVR
0.45%
Rating
4.52
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RS Days
119
Total Chapters
98
Total Words
25k
Avg Length
255
Analyzed
10
Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Chapter 1 - Smart decisions 9 months ago2,4884.14%38%7.0
2Chapter 2 - It’s not that hard 9 months ago2,5214.23%23%7.9
3Chapter 3 - Overprotective grandpa 9 months ago2,5313.733%16%6.5
4Chapter 4 - This kid is weird 9 months ago1,9205.430%31%7.7
5Chapter 5 - Getting fangirls 9 months ago
3,041
4.8
33%
20%
8.5
6Chapter 6 - Totally unexpected ambush 9 months ago2,5134.836%23%9.7
7Chapter 7 - This place is kind of grim 9 months ago2,4875.546%30%10.2
8Chapter 8 - Leaving cripples behind is totally a moral option 9 months ago2,5185.743%17%9.8
9Chapter 9 - Why am I protecting all these people again? 9 months ago2,4285.62%23%8.8
10Chapter 10 - Being a proper hero is really fun 9 months ago2,5805.125%27%8.0
11Chapter 11 - Goblin ambush, again 9 months ago0----
12Chapter 12 - Yo I’m pretty fast 9 months ago0----
13Chapter 13 - This system seems broken 9 months ago0----
14Chapter 14 - Hello, balance team, I’d like to submit a complaint 8 months ago0----
15Chapter 15 - Now WE ambush the goblins 8 months ago0----
16Chapter 16 - Murderblender with superspeed 8 months ago0----
17Chapter 17 - It’s important to remember what’s important 8 months ago0----
18Chapter 18 - This woman is not that bad 8 months ago0----
19Chapter 19 - They don’t even have WiFi. This is hell 8 months ago0----
20Chapter 20 - Aggressive negotiations 8 months ago0----
21Chapter 21 - Okay, I’ll wear the damn armor 8 months ago0----
22Chapter 22 - What is this, Slice of Life? 8 months ago0----
23Chapter 23 - Littering is a crime 7 months ago0----
24Chapter 24 - High stats quack like eldritch 7 months ago0----
25Chapter 25 - Welcome to the team 7 months ago0----
26Chapter 26 - Two wise minds means double wisdom 7 months ago0----
27Chapter 27 - So is mind control evil after all? 7 months ago0----
28Chapter 28 - I Am Atomic 7 months ago0----
29Chapter 29 - It’s totally safe 7 months ago0----
30Chapter 30 - Humanity establishes dominance all over the world 7 months ago0----
31Chapter 31 - That’s not what we’re looking for 6 months ago0----
32Chapter 32 - There’s something wrong with the difficulty curve 6 months ago0----
33Chapter 33 - Some answers, more questions 6 months ago0----
34Chapter 34 - Just ignore it until it goes away 6 months ago0----
35Chapter 35 - More speed or more speed? 6 months ago0----
36Chapter 36 - Range? What range? 6 months ago0----
37Chapter 37 - Does superspeed make ADHD worse? Asking for a friend 6 months ago0----
38Chapter 38 - Nothing bad happens from lack of communication 6 months ago0----
39Chapter 39 - If you do nothing the problem will solve itself 6 months ago0----
40Chapter 40 - The girl who was left alone 5 months ago0----
41Chapter 41 - Hey 911, I need a necromancer 5 months ago0----
42Chapter 42 - Signs of culture 5 months ago0----
43Chapter 43 - I had a lot of things to do today 5 months ago0----
44Chapter 44 - Not Dr-bloody-whatz-his-face 5 months ago0----
45Chapter 45 - A punctuation mark consisting of a series of three dots 5 months ago0----
46Chapter 46 - Training montage any% 5 months ago0----
47Chapter 47 - Not everyone can be saved 5 months ago0----
48Chapter 48 - Love 5 months ago0----
49Chapter 49 - A particular effect 4 months ago0----
50Chapter 50 - I totally won’t forget ya 4 months ago0----
51Chapter 51 - No cause or reason, just feels right 4 months ago0----
52Chapter 52 - You’re a wizard, Barry 4 months ago0----
53Chapter 53 - Sanity is subjective 4 months ago0----
54Chapter 54 - Speeding up 4 months ago0----
55Chapter 55 - Speeding up some more 4 months ago0----
56Chapter 56 - Speedstery speedster speeding 4 months ago0----
57Chapter 57 - Genocide has consequences, but who cares 4 months ago0----
58Chapter 58 - Pretty popular, but with the wrong crowd 3 months ago0----
59Chapter 59 - Some people were squashed during the landing 3 months ago0----
60Chapter 60 - Things are going great and nothing bad is gonna happen 3 months ago0----
61Chapter 61 - It’s always the leg with speedsters 3 months ago0----
62Chapter 62 - No side effects, trust me bro 3 months ago0----
63Chapter 63 - Runes and glyphs and sigils 3 months ago0----
64Chapter 64 - About Mach 17 3 months ago0----
65Chapter 65 - Apparently, this busted precognition power has limits 3 months ago0----
66Chapter 66 - Some people drown while others die of thirst 2 months ago0----
67Chapter 67 - Master debater 2 months ago0----
68Chapter 68 - The rotation of divinity 2 months ago0----
69Chapter 69 - Nice 2 months ago0----
70Chapter 70 - The thing that even gods are helpless against 2 months ago0----
71Chapter 71 - Things have a scent now! And they smell like drama 2 months ago0----
72Chapter 72 - Wow, nothing’s exploding yet 2 months ago0----
73Chapter 73 - Run away from exposition, in superspeed 2 months ago0----
74Chapter 74 - The proper use of superspeed – brooding 2 months ago0----
75Chapter 75 - Actually, isn’t that, like, a global crisis? 2 months ago0----
76Chapter 76 - Becoming a celebrity 1 month ago0----
77Chapter 77 - Those notes would go on Ebay 1 month ago0----
78Chapter 78 - Don’t trust the birds 1 month ago0----
79Chapter 79 - Ah, here we go again 1 month ago0----
80Chapter 80 - A pot and a kettle try to talk 1 month ago0----
81Chapter 81 - Pasta of Wisdom + 1 1 month ago0----
82Chapter 82 - There’s no mental health in Ba Sing Se 1 month ago0----
83Chapter 83 - The coffee was also looted 1 month ago0----
84Chapter 84 - Like avatar, but zombie 1 month ago0----
85Chapter 85 - The source of all drama strikes again 1 month ago0----
86Chapter 86 - Kinda sorta talking it out 1 month ago0----
87Chapter 87 - No bread 1 month ago0----
88Chapter 88 - Rescuing the rescue squad 30 days ago0----
89Chapter 89 - Surely he’s sane 28 days ago0----
90Chapter 90 - If you’re right, you don’t need another argument 26 days ago0----
91Chapter 91 - Treats were provided by Mark 23 days ago0----
92Chapter 92 - She is still hiding behind that tree 21 days ago0----
93Chapter 93 - The hobo doesn’t count 12 days ago0----
94Chapter 94 - A place that doesn’t exist is good for hiding 9 days ago0----
95Chapter 95 - It’s a Platonic Ideal kind of thing 7 days ago0----
96Chapter 96 - They’ve built a wall. 5 days ago0----
97Chapter 97 - Let Me Solo Him 2 days ago0----
98Chapter 98 - Potato overlords are watching 4 minutes ago0----