
by UnproperMadman
Every self-respecting basement dweller knows what to do when fictional monsters become real and people get the ability to level up. You figure out an overpowered build, you grind, you snowball, you become ridiculously powerful by abusing niche and seemingly useless skills. You focus on yourself and your own interests, giving token help to others when it strikes your fancy. You survive, you thrive, and you become a god. Dennis has other priorities. What to expect: - Beating hopelessness with overwhelming fervour, Gurren Lagann style. - Unhinged yet charismatic MC. - Absolutely unbalanced power system. FTL is on the plate. - Comedy grounded by reality. Sometimes things’ll get pretty dark. - Lots of character growth. Half the book is character growth at this point, and it’s not stopping. - Nah, I’d win. Updates M/W/F.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1 - Smart decisions | 2,488 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 - It’s not that hard | 2,521 |
| 3 | Chapter 3 - Overprotective grandpa | 2,531 |
| 4 | Chapter 4 - This kid is weird | 1,920 |
| 5 | Chapter 5 - Getting fangirls | 3,041 |
| 6 | Chapter 6 - Totally unexpected ambush | 2,513 |
| 7 | Chapter 7 - This place is kind of grim | 2,487 |
| 8 | Chapter 8 - Leaving cripples behind is totally a moral option | 2,518 |
| 9 | Chapter 9 - Why am I protecting all these people again? | 2,428 |
| 10 | Chapter 10 - Being a proper hero is really fun | 2,580 |
| 11 | Chapter 11 - Goblin ambush, again | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12 - Yo I’m pretty fast | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13 - This system seems broken | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14 - Hello, balance team, I’d like to submit a complaint | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15 - Now WE ambush the goblins | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16 - Murderblender with superspeed | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17 - It’s important to remember what’s important | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18 - This woman is not that bad | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19 - They don’t even have WiFi. This is hell | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20 - Aggressive negotiations | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21 - Okay, I’ll wear the damn armor | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22 - What is this, Slice of Life? | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23 - Littering is a crime | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24 - High stats quack like eldritch | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25 - Welcome to the team | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26 - Two wise minds means double wisdom | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27 - So is mind control evil after all? | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28 - I Am Atomic | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29 - It’s totally safe | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30 - Humanity establishes dominance all over the world | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31 - That’s not what we’re looking for | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32 - There’s something wrong with the difficulty curve | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33 - Some answers, more questions | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34 - Just ignore it until it goes away | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35 - More speed or more speed? | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36 - Range? What range? | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37 - Does superspeed make ADHD worse? Asking for a friend | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38 - Nothing bad happens from lack of communication | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39 - If you do nothing the problem will solve itself | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40 - The girl who was left alone | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41 - Hey 911, I need a necromancer | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42 - Signs of culture | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43 - I had a lot of things to do today | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44 - Not Dr-bloody-whatz-his-face | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45 - A punctuation mark consisting of a series of three dots | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46 - Training montage any% | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47 - Not everyone can be saved | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48 - Love | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49 - A particular effect | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50 - I totally won’t forget ya | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51 - No cause or reason, just feels right | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52 - You’re a wizard, Barry | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53 - Sanity is subjective | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54 - Speeding up | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55 - Speeding up some more | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56 - Speedstery speedster speeding | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57 - Genocide has consequences, but who cares | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58 - Pretty popular, but with the wrong crowd | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59 - Some people were squashed during the landing | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60 - Things are going great and nothing bad is gonna happen | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61 - It’s always the leg with speedsters | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62 - No side effects, trust me bro | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 63 - Runes and glyphs and sigils | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 64 - About Mach 17 | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 65 - Apparently, this busted precognition power has limits | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 66 - Some people drown while others die of thirst | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 67 - Master debater | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 68 - The rotation of divinity | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 69 - Nice | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 70 - The thing that even gods are helpless against | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 71 - Things have a scent now! And they smell like drama | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 72 - Wow, nothing’s exploding yet | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 73 - Run away from exposition, in superspeed | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 74 - The proper use of superspeed – brooding | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 75 - Actually, isn’t that, like, a global crisis? | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 76 - Becoming a celebrity | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 77 - Those notes would go on Ebay | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 78 - Don’t trust the birds | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 79 - Ah, here we go again | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 80 - A pot and a kettle try to talk | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 81 - Pasta of Wisdom + 1 | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 82 - There’s no mental health in Ba Sing Se | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 83 - The coffee was also looted | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 84 - Like avatar, but zombie | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 85 - The source of all drama strikes again | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 86 - Kinda sorta talking it out | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 87 - No bread | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 88 - Rescuing the rescue squad | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 89 - Surely he’s sane | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 90 - If you’re right, you don’t need another argument | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 91 - Treats were provided by Mark | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 92 - She is still hiding behind that tree | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 93 - The hobo doesn’t count | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 94 - A place that doesn’t exist is good for hiding | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 95 - It’s a Platonic Ideal kind of thing | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 96 - They’ve built a wall. | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 97 - Let Me Solo Him | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 98 - Potato overlords are watching | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 99 - Lost and found | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 100 - Compassion | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 101 - Haunted by a hobo ghost | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 102 - Saving the maiden, heroically | — |
| 103 | Chapter 103 - Wasn't me | — |
| 104 | Chapter 104 - You're finally awake | — |
| 105 | Chapter 105 - A true hidden villain | — |
| 106 | Chapter 106 - A perfectly reasonable course of action | — |
| 107 | Chapter 107 - Doubt is kinda useless | — |
| 108 | Chapter 108 - A mild disagreement | — |
| 109 | Chapter 109 - Do censored things around | — |
| 110 | Chapter 110 - Find out | — |
| 111 | Chapter 111 - Bankrupting the Sword Saint | — |
| 112 | Chapter 112 - Not a good day for her | — |
| 113 | Chapter 113 - Wasn't she a bigshot or something | — |
| 114 | Chapter 114 - Dunno if we can grow that back | — |