by Sakura saki
🦚Genre RS—Satire🦚 [Note: This story was previously titled "Do Not Insult the Wildlife." Only the title has changed, everything else remains the same.] Su Ian Hoo's biggest career achievement was lasting six weeks at a call center. Her biggest mistake? Insulting a peacock. Now she's trapped in the body of a dull male bird in a world that runs on LitRPG logic. The system wants her to complete three trials. Su wants a refund. But this curse is older than she knows. And some secrets don't stay buried forever. ║ WHAT TO EXPECT ║ ✓ STRONG TO ABSURD (she starts useless, ends a menace) ✓ TIME LOOPS (death is just a loading screen) ✓ LITRPG MECHANICS ✓ SARCASM AS A SURVIVAL MECHANISM ✓ DRAGONS (with abandonment issues) ✓ ONE (1) TRAUMATIZED FERN ✓ ACCIDENTAL FOLK HERO STATUS ✓ FOUND FAMILY (whether she likes it or not) ✓ ACTUAL GENDER RECOGNITION (eventually) ║ WHAT NOT TO EXPECT ║ ✗ ROMANCE (Su is too tired and angry for that) ✗ HAREM (the system gave her one. she didn't want it.) ✗ A PROTAGONIST WHO MAKES GOOD DECISIONS ✗ RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY FIGURES BOOK 1 COMPLETE 🌑 WORD COUNT: ~109,000 🌑 CHAPTERS: 48 + EPILOGUE 🌑 STATUS: Complete (Cliffhanger? Yes. Satisfying? Also yes. Somehow both.) 🌑 Want to read by timeline? Here's the breakdown: 🔄 LOOP 1: The Accidental Hero Chapters 1 - 12 (Survival. Betrayal. The hammer.) 🔄 LOOP 2: The Road Trip Chapters 13 - 21 (Xander. The Library. The spear.) 🔄 LOOP 3: The Final Cycle Chapters 22 - 48 + Epilogue (Dragons. Truth. The Crossing.)This timeline has dragons. If that's your thing. You can start here, but you'll miss context. (Also Fernando. You don't want to miss Fernando.)
