
by Sakura saki
Su Ian Hoo's biggest career achievement was lasting six weeks at a call center. Her biggest mistake? Insulting a peacock. Now she's trapped in the body of a dull male bird in a world that runs on LitRPG logic. The system wants her to complete three trials. Su wants a refund. But this curse is older than she knows. And some secrets don't stay buried forever. ║ WHAT TO EXPECT ║ ✓ STRONG TO ABSURD (she starts useless, ends a menace) ✓ TIME LOOPS (death is just a loading screen) ✓ LITRPG MECHANICS ✓ SARCASM AS A SURVIVAL MECHANISM ✓ DRAGONS (with abandonment issues) ✓ ONE (1) TRAUMATIZED FERN ✓ ACCIDENTAL FOLK HERO STATUS ✓ FOUND FAMILY (whether she likes it or not) ✓ ACTUAL GENDER RECOGNITION (eventually) ║ WHAT NOT TO EXPECT ║ ✗ ROMANCE (Su is too tired and angry for that) ✗ HAREM (the system gave her one. she didn't want it.) ✗ A PROTAGONIST WHO MAKES GOOD DECISIONS ✗ RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY FIGURES BOOK 1 COMPLETE 🌑 WORD COUNT: ~109,000 🌑 CHAPTERS: 48 + EPILOGUE 🌑 STATUS: Complete (Cliffhanger? Yes. Satisfying? Also yes. Somehow both.) 🌑 Want to read by timeline? Here's the breakdown: 🔄 LOOP 1: The Accidental Hero Chapters 1 - 12 (Survival. Betrayal. The hammer.) 🔄 LOOP 2: The Road Trip Chapters 13 - 21 (Xander. The Library. The spear.) 🔄 LOOP 3: The Final Cycle Chapters 22 - 48 + Epilogue (Dragons. Truth. The Crossing.)This timeline has dragons. If that's your thing. You can start here, but you'll miss context. (Also Fernando. You don't want to miss Fernando.)
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Chapter 1: A Mouth Like a Sewer Grate | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2: A Fowl Situation Gets Feathers Ruffled | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: Dignity is a Luxury | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: A Fowl Misunderstanding | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: The Unwilling Harem Lord's Guide to Survival | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 6: From Feathered Fugitive to Feathered General | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 7: The Hero's Welcome is a Pain in the Tail Feathers | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 8: Into the Woods (and Out of My Fing Mind) | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: Goat Trails and Bad Omens | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 10: The Chrysalis Says "No" | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: The Trail of Tears and Stone | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: The Scatter and the Storm | 0 |
| 12 | A System Alert from Your Host, Sakura Saki | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: A Fresh Beginning (Oh, For Feather's Sake) | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: The Unwanted Engagement | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: The Unintended Flock | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Back in the Saddle, Ready to Rumble | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: North by North-What-The-Hell-Is-That? | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: So, We Meet Again, You Noisy Ape | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: The Unspoken Bond | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: The Road Trip From Hell (And Other Mild Inconveniences) | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: The Speckled Shield | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: New Game+, Same Old Bullshit | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Checkmate | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Creative Adherence, My Ass | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: The Garden of Shifting Semantics | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Yvan and the Invisible Tab | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: The Unofficial Peace Treaty | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: The Supervillain's Bad Week (I) | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: The Supervillain's Bad Week (II) | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: The Supervillain's Bad Week (III) | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Unexpected Level Up | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: The Missing Birds and the Laughing Dragon | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Subsequent Bad Decisions | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: Let's fight cultists | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: When Peacocks Answer | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: The Kidnapping (Or: How I Got Shanghaied by My Worst Enemy) | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: The Forbidden Door | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: When Time Makes Fools of Everyone | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: Reality Check | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: The Profanity Incident | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: The Aerie of Forgotten Truths | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: When Dragons Don't Answer Their Phones | 0 |
| 43 | How I Learned My Entire Existence Is Written By Someone Who Just Rage-Quit | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 43: The Architecture of Betrayal | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 44: The Dragon's Debt | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 45: What She Said | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 46: The Road to the Weeping Stone | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 47: What Opens, What Closes | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 48: The Breaking | 0 |
| 50 | Epilogue: Complaints Department(Book 1 complete) | 0 |