Do Not Insult The Wildlife (Book 1–Completed)

Su Ian Hoo's biggest career achievement was lasting six weeks at a call center. Her biggest mistake? Insulting a peacock. Now she's trapped in the body of a dull male bird in a world that runs on LitRPG logic. The system wants her to complete three trials. Su wants a refund. But this curse is older than she knows. And some secrets don't stay buried forever. ║ WHAT TO EXPECT ║  ✓ STRONG TO ABSURD (she starts useless, ends a menace)   ✓ TIME LOOPS (death is just a loading screen)   ✓ LITRPG MECHANICS   ✓ SARCASM AS A SURVIVAL MECHANISM   ✓ DRAGONS (with abandonment issues)  ✓ ONE (1) TRAUMATIZED FERN   ✓ ACCIDENTAL FOLK HERO STATUS   ✓ FOUND FAMILY (whether she likes it or not)   ✓ ACTUAL GENDER RECOGNITION (eventually) ║ WHAT NOT TO EXPECT ║  ✗ ROMANCE (Su is too tired and angry for that)   ✗ HAREM (the system gave her one. she didn't want it.)   ✗ A PROTAGONIST WHO MAKES GOOD DECISIONS   ✗ RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY FIGURES                       BOOK 1 COMPLETE   🌑 WORD COUNT: ~109,000   🌑 CHAPTERS: 48 + EPILOGUE     🌑 STATUS: Complete (Cliffhanger? Yes. Satisfying? Also yes. Somehow both.) 🌑 Want to read by timeline? Here's the breakdown:     🔄 LOOP 1: The Accidental Hero    Chapters 1 - 12 (Survival. Betrayal. The hammer.)    🔄 LOOP 2: The Road Trip     Chapters 13 - 21 (Xander. The Library. The spear.)     🔄 LOOP 3: The Final Cycle         Chapters 22 - 48 + Epilogue (Dragons. Truth. The Crossing.)This timeline has dragons. If that's your thing. You can start here, but you'll miss context. (Also Fernando. You don't want to miss Fernando.)