by kiltedfrog
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system temporarily. Do not panic." . . Some of you are panicking, when we specifically asked you not to. What to expect: Sci-fi: Various densities, mostly soft. We got your warp drives and subspace enfuckulators, but also a touch of hard space reality. Who doesn't love a chewy candy with a hard shell? Comedy: From slapstick to erudite to troglodyte. We got stuff for any brow level you want. As well as many, many easter-eggs for sci-fi & fantasy nerds alike. Galactic horror: I'll leave the fully fleshy nature of that for you to discover a few chapters in, it's better that way. Fun with Letters: Silly little anagrams, and silly little acronyms. A Hyperspace Cat. (Proudly made by humans. No AI in Writing or Art. Cover by Instagram user: pedro_serpa_75)
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | I.PP: Planet Pilfering | 0 |
| 1 | II.VYF: Vote Your Fate | 0 |
| 2 | III.A: Abstainer | 0 |
| 3 | III.1: Terra | 0 |
| 4 | III.2: Gaia | 0 |
| 5 |
| III.3: Earth |
| 0 |
| 6 | IV.S: S̸͔̳̓͋c̷̨̈́͋͝o̵̙̩̲̾̓ṷ̷̜͛̐ͅr̴̼̣̉g̷̰̭̞̒͊͘ę̷̛͈͕̾̈́ | 0 |
| 7 | IV.A: Abstainer | 0 |
| 8 | IV.T: The Terran | 0 |
| 9 | IV.G: The Gaian | 0 |
| 10 | IV.E: The 'Earthling' | 0 |
| 11 | V: The Audit | 0 |
| 12 | V.J: I Jim | 0 |
| 13 | V.DB: Dilt Bifferent | 0 |
| 14 | V.OS: Origin of Scourge | 0 |
| 15 | V.JJ: Jimmi Jimsonson | 0 |
| 16 | V.IM-A: Ingamar Ma-ana | 0 |
| 17 | VI.A: Abstainer | 0 |
| 18 | VI.OBB: Operation Bob Bomb | 0 |
| 19 | VI.MM: Meeting of Minds | 0 |
| 20 | VII.OoJ: Order of Jimoleans | 0 |
| 21 | VII.PCS: Portal Central Station | 0 |
| 22 | VII.PDEA: Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel | 0 |
| 23 | VII.TP: Third Place | 0 |
| 24 | VII.FM: Family Meal | 0 |
| 25 | VII.A: Abstainer | 0 |
| 26 | VIII.A: Abstainer | 0 |
| 27 | VIII.S: S̸͔̳̓͋c̷̨̈́͋͝o̵̙̩̲̾̓ṷ̷̜͛̐ͅr̴̼̣̉g̷̰̭̞̒͊͘ę̷̛͈͕̾̈́ | 0 |
| 28 | VIII.CS: The CSS SAMWISE | 0 |
| 29 | VIII.IS: Ingamar's Ship | 0 |
| 30 | VIII.FE : The Flying Euphemism | 0 |
| 31 | IX.CEV: Cat's Eye View | 0 |
| 32 | IX.IFUD: It's Fair Use, Disney | 0 |
| 33 | IX.JAMES: J.A.M.E.S. | 0 |
| 34 | IX.BA: Bifferent Autopsy | 0 |
| 35 | X.J: James | 0 |
| 36 | X.RR: ♪ We're no strangers to love ♫ | 0 |
| 37 | X.GFL: Grounded For Life | 0 |
| 38 | X.ASWO : A Spaceship With Oars | 0 |
| 39 | X.DB: Displayed in Bronze | 0 |
| 40 | XI.TPWM : The Problem With Marta | 0 |
| 41 | XI.JG: Jimmi's Gamble | 0 |
| 42 | XI.TCB: The Calm Before | 0 |
| 43 | XI.TSMBS: The Storm Maiden's Battle Shanty | 0 |
| 44 | XI.WTC: What's a targeting computer? | 0 |
| 45 | XI.SI: Sudden, but Inevitable | 0 |
| 46 | XII.A: Abstainer | 0 |
| 47 | XII.STA: S̸͔̳̓͋c̷̨̈́͋͝o̵̙̩̲̾̓ṷ̷̜͛̐ͅr̴̼̣̉g̷̰̭̞̒͊͘ę̷̛͈͕̾̈́ Tummy Ache | 0 |
| 48 | XII.TD: The Diltipositor | 0 |
| 49 | XII.DB: Dilt Bifferenter | 0 |
| 50 | XII.DBC: Dilt Biff City | 0 |
| 51 | XIII.DOB: Diltopia Or Bust | 0 |
| 52 | Epilogue | 0 |
