
by jollybane
Egbert was a mercilessly effective tax collector in his first life, Orphanages, Nobility, Clergy, none were safe from the bespectacled gaze of his. When he gets reborn as a dungeon, that can only advance by making money, things get rather... meanspirited. Egbert will do whatever it takes to nickel and dime every single copper he can from adventurers he cons into his depths. Inbred fisherfolk, concerningly drunk knights, even overeager orcs. All are fair game for his fleecing. Except the mages, those pretentious dicks are getting fed to the mimics.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1-Orphans Aren't Tax Exempt | 0 |
| 2 | 2- Can I Have A Refund? | 0 |
| 3 | 3- Loot Pit | 0 |
| 4 | 4- Bribes The Universal Language | 0 |
| 5 | 5- Just As Awful As Promised | 0 |
| 6 |
| 6- Wow That Escalated |
| 0 |
| 7 | 7- Calm Down Grandpa | 0 |
| 8 | 8- The New Boss | 0 |
| 9 | 9- AGHH! Property Damage! | 0 |
| 10 | 10- "Illusions Can't Hurt You" | 0 |
| 11 | 11- Don't Be Petty System | 0 |
| 12 | 12- Don't Eat My Mimic | 0 |
| 13 | -13- Oh Gods...Spiders.. | 0 |
| 14 | -14- Nobody Puts Bubba In The Corner | 0 |
| 15 | -15-Boss Music Intensifies | 0 |
| 16 | -16- Unhand Me SIR! | 0 |
| 17 | -17- Peekaboo | 0 |
| 18 | -18- Monetization Strategy | 0 |
| 19 | -19- Sober Knights | 0 |
| 20 | -20- Yep It Exploded | 0 |
| 21 | -21- DON'T RUN! | 0 |
| 22 | -22- Oh My Gods A Puppy | 0 |
| 23 | -23- Behold! | 0 |
| 24 | -24- Not Up To Code | 0 |
| 25 | -25- But I Got Them A Puppy | 0 |
| 26 | -26- [Patron Pact Offered] Oh No. | 0 |
| 27 | -27- Is That A Dragon? | 0 |
| 28 | -28- War | 0 |
| 29 | -29- Contempt VS "God" | 0 |
| 30 | -30- Picking Sides | 0 |
| 31 | -31- Monetization | 0 |
| 32 | -32- Twitch's Lair | 0 |
| 33 | -33- Villain Origin Story | 0 |
| 34 | -34- Unmanageable Monsters | 0 |
| 35 | -35- Returning Conqueror | 0 |
| 36 | -36- Place Your Bets | 0 |
| 37 | -37- Barrel-Oh..Holyshitwhats that.. | 0 |
| 38 | -38- Don't Press That Yet! | 0 |
| 39 | -39- Soar You Beautiful Bastard Soar.. | 0 |
| 40 | -40- Cathedral Of Contempt | 0 |
| 41 | -41- All is Calm | 0 |
| 42 | -42- Merciful Gods | 0 |
| 43 | -43- Don't Be Rude Or Else | 0 |
| 44 | -44- Let Me Borrow Your Soul Real Quick | 0 |
| 45 | -45- GET. OFF. MY. LAWN | 0 |
| 46 | -46- Killgore chill man | 0 |
| 47 | -47- Gathering Of The Gods | 0 |
| 48 | -48- Grab The Pig | 0 |
| 49 | -49- Totally "Fair" Quests | 0 |
| 50 | -50- Rules Are Meant To Be Broken | 0 |
| 51 | -51- Revenge | 0 |
| 52 | -51.5 Book 1 Epilouge | 0 |
| 53 | -52- A Real Bad Day | 0 |
| 54 | -53- No More Mr. Nice Dungeon | 0 |
| 55 | -54- Boo's Big Brother | 0 |
| 56 | -55- Fishy Plots and Oatmeal | 0 |
| 57 | -56- Just Eat Him! | 0 |
| 58 | -57- No Dragon Upgrade For You! | 0 |
| 59 | 58- Betrayal! | 0 |
| 60 | 59- Do You Accept Bribes? | 0 |
| 61 | -60- "Greed Juice" | 0 |
| 62 | 61- Pick A Quest | 0 |
| 63 | -62- What Are You Worth? | 0 |
| 64 | -63- A Messy Situation | 0 |
| 65 | -64- Druids Are Weird | 0 |
| 66 | -65- Suckle That Silver Spoon | 0 |
| 67 | -66- Eldritch Oasis? | 0 |
| 68 | -67- The Lords Of the Dungeon | 0 |
| 69 | -68- Royal Golden Goose | 0 |
| 70 | -69- The True Evil, Taxes! | 0 |
| 71 | -70- Coin and Conflict | 0 |
| 72 | Greedy Dungeon -71- Super Pets and Mistakes Of Nature | 0 |
| 73 | 72- Darkness Arrives | 0 |
| 74 | -73- "Whooo! Get Some!" | 0 |
| 75 | -74- Elderly Bully | 0 |
| 76 | -75- Cosigned Ruin | 0 |
| 77 | -76- Dragon Of Contempt | 0 |
| 78 | -77- Brotherly Competition | 0 |
| 79 | -78- Flurmphs Of Wrath | 0 |
| 80 | 79 Anything For The Children | 0 |
| 81 | -80- Frilly Robed | 0 |
| 82 | -81- Cat Distribution System | 0 |
| 83 | -82- THE CAKE IS A LIE | 0 |
| 84 | -83- Unleash The "Puppy" | 0 |
| 85 | -84- The Heir | 0 |
| 86 | -85- Tax Day | 0 |
| 87 | -86- Bloody Olive Branch | — |
| 88 | 87- F@** You System | — |
| 89 | -88- Agoraphobic Moving Day | — |
| 90 | -89- Love ME! | — |
| 91 | -90- Flawless Execution | — |
| 92 | -91- Names hold power...Marketing Power. | — |