
by jollybane
Egbert was a mercilessly effective tax collector in his first life, Orphanages, Nobility, Clergy, none were safe from the bespectacled gaze of his. When he gets reborn as a dungeon, that can only advance by making money, things get rather... meanspirited. Egbert will do whatever it takes to nickel and dime every single copper he can from adventurers he cons into his depths. Inbred fisherfolk, concerningly drunk knights, even overeager orcs. All are fair game for his fleecing. Except the mages, those pretentious dicks are getting fed to the mimics.
| # | Title | Words |
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| 1 | 1-Orphans Aren't Tax Exempt 11 months ago | 0 |
| 2 | 2- Can I Have A Refund? 11 months ago | 0 |
| 3 | 3- Loot Pit 11 months ago | 0 |
| 4 | 4- Bribes The Universal Language 11 months ago | 0 |
| 5 | 5- Just As Awful As Promised 11 months ago |
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| 6 | 6- Wow That Escalated 11 months ago | 0 |
| 7 | 7- Calm Down Grandpa 11 months ago | 0 |
| 8 | 8- The New Boss 10 months ago | 0 |
| 9 | 9- AGHH! Property Damage! 10 months ago | 0 |
| 10 | 10- "Illusions Can't Hurt You" 10 months ago | 0 |
| 11 | 11- Don't Be Petty System 10 months ago | 0 |
| 12 | 12- Don't Eat My Mimic 10 months ago | 0 |
| 13 | -13- Oh Gods...Spiders.. 10 months ago | 0 |
| 14 | -14- Nobody Puts Bubba In The Corner 10 months ago | 0 |
| 15 | -15-Boss Music Intensifies 10 months ago | 0 |
| 16 | -16- Unhand Me SIR! 10 months ago | 0 |
| 17 | -17- Peekaboo 10 months ago | 0 |
| 18 | -18- Monetization Strategy 10 months ago | 0 |
| 19 | -19- Sober Knights 9 months ago | 0 |
| 20 | -20- Yep It Exploded 9 months ago | 0 |
| 21 | -21- DON'T RUN! 9 months ago | 0 |
| 22 | -22- Oh My Gods A Puppy 9 months ago | 0 |
| 23 | -23- Behold! 9 months ago | 0 |
| 24 | -24- Not Up To Code 9 months ago | 0 |
| 25 | -25- But I Got Them A Puppy 9 months ago | 0 |
| 26 | -26- [Patron Pact Offered] Oh No. 8 months ago | 0 |
| 27 | -27- Is That A Dragon? 8 months ago | 0 |
| 28 | -28- War 8 months ago | 0 |
| 29 | -29- Contempt VS "God" 8 months ago | 0 |
| 30 | -30- Picking Sides 8 months ago | 0 |
| 31 | -31- Monetization 8 months ago | 0 |
| 32 | -32- Twitch's Lair 8 months ago | 0 |
| 33 | -33- Villain Origin Story 8 months ago | 0 |
| 34 | -34- Unmanageable Monsters 7 months ago | 0 |
| 35 | -35- Returning Conqueror 7 months ago | 0 |
| 36 | -36- Place Your Bets 7 months ago | 0 |
| 37 | -37- Barrel-Oh..Holyshitwhats that.. 7 months ago | 0 |
| 38 | -38- Don't Press That Yet! 7 months ago | 0 |
| 39 | -39- Soar You Beautiful Bastard Soar.. 7 months ago | 0 |
| 40 | -40- Cathedral Of Contempt 7 months ago | 0 |
| 41 | -41- All is Calm 7 months ago | 0 |
| 42 | -42- Merciful Gods 6 months ago | 0 |
| 43 | -43- Don't Be Rude Or Else 6 months ago | 0 |
| 44 | -44- Let Me Borrow Your Soul Real Quick 6 months ago | 0 |
| 45 | -45- GET. OFF. MY. LAWN 6 months ago | 0 |
| 46 | -46- Killgore chill man 6 months ago | 0 |
| 47 | -47- Gathering Of The Gods 6 months ago | 0 |
| 48 | -48- Grab The Pig 5 months ago | 0 |
| 49 | -49- Totally "Fair" Quests 5 months ago | 0 |
| 50 | -50- Rules Are Meant To Be Broken 5 months ago | 0 |
| 51 | -51- Revenge 5 months ago | 0 |
| 52 | -51.5 Book 1 Epilouge 5 months ago | 0 |
| 53 | -52- A Real Bad Day 5 months ago | 0 |
| 54 | -53- No More Mr. Nice Dungeon 5 months ago | 0 |
| 55 | -54- Boo's Big Brother 5 months ago | 0 |
| 56 | -55- Fishy Plots and Oatmeal 4 months ago | 0 |
| 57 | -56- Just Eat Him! 4 months ago | 0 |
| 58 | -57- No Dragon Upgrade For You! 4 months ago | 0 |
| 59 | 58- Betrayal! 4 months ago | 0 |
| 60 | 59- Do You Accept Bribes? 4 months ago | 0 |
| 61 | -60- "Greed Juice" 4 months ago | 0 |
| 62 | 61- Pick A Quest 4 months ago | 0 |
| 63 | -62- What Are You Worth? 3 months ago | 0 |
| 64 | -63- A Messy Situation 3 months ago | 0 |
| 65 | -64- Druids Are Weird 3 months ago | 0 |
| 66 | -65- Suckle That Silver Spoon 3 months ago | 0 |
| 67 | -66- Eldritch Oasis? 3 months ago | 0 |
| 68 | -67- The Lords Of the Dungeon 3 months ago | 0 |
| 69 | -68- Royal Golden Goose 2 months ago | 0 |
| 70 | -69- The True Evil, Taxes! 2 months ago | 0 |
| 71 | -70- Coin and Conflict 2 months ago | 0 |
| 72 | Greedy Dungeon -71- Super Pets and Mistakes Of Nature 2 months ago | 0 |
| 73 | 72- Darkness Arrives 2 months ago | 0 |
| 74 | -73- "Whooo! Get Some!" 2 months ago | 0 |
| 75 | -74- Elderly Bully 2 months ago | 0 |
| 76 | -75- Cosigned Ruin 1 month ago | 0 |
| 77 | -76- Dragon Of Contempt 1 month ago | 0 |
| 78 | -77- Brotherly Competition 1 month ago | 0 |
| 79 | -78- Flurmphs Of Wrath 1 month ago | 0 |
| 80 | 79 Anything For The Children 1 month ago | 0 |
| 81 | -80- Frilly Robed 26 days ago | 0 |
| 82 | -81- Cat Distribution System 19 days ago | 0 |
| 83 | -82- THE CAKE IS A LIE 12 days ago | 0 |
| 84 | -83- Unleash The "Puppy" 7 days ago | 0 |
| 85 | -84- The Heir 2 minutes ago | 0 |