by GeorgeDBeard
The dirtiest wizard alive. All Bob Brown wanted was to get home, get in the bath, and binge his head off on Jonny the Man. What he got... was teleported mid-soak into a messed-up System initiation right in front of his golden retriever. Bob must bluff, battle and bullshit his way through four dastardly challenges to make it back to the warm, fuzzy embrace of his dog. Only to discover... the world's gone bonkers. Planetary death-bounties. Exploding pus-grenades. Drunken magical thugs. Why does everything seem out to get him? Lucky then Bob's scored himself the ultimate cosmic power: the power to control... mud. Good men fight for their families. Great men fight for their dogs. What to expect:- Progression — Zero to Hero (slow burn) - Real Character Growth - Action, Absurdity and Adventure - Background British Humour - Overpowered Dog Knight Companion Tagline Bloopers:Bath time's over!The Lord of Puddles.Dirt Cheap Magic. Chapters drop T/Th Read to end of Ch 18 then decide.
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 05:09 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 05:09 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Coupled 14-day outlook
rs-joint-entry-copula-v1
Any eligible RS entry
1%
Two or more lists
0%
Likely threshold order: Comedy → Action → Adventure → Fantasy → Main.
Leading bundle: Comedy (0%).
Estimated from one fitted shared story path; category probabilities are not multiplied as if lists were independent.
Separate entry forecast; this probability does not enter the ranking score.
Overall Rising Stars Shadow RS rank
#4050 of 12,138 · 4000 below RS #50
By genre
beats 3% of similar stories
beats 21% of similar stories
beats 55% of similar stories
Mid-pack, room on both levers
Traffic and conversion both sit mid-field for a story this size. Growth here compounds from consistency: steady cadence feeds traffic, and a sharper hook lifts what each view is worth.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 150+ chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.
