by GeorgeDBeard
The dirtiest wizard alive. All Bob Brown wanted was to get home, get in the bath, and binge his head off on Jonny the Man. What he got... was teleported mid-soak into a messed-up System initiation right in front of his golden retriever. Bob must bluff, battle and bullshit his way through four dastardly challenges to make it back to the warm, fuzzy embrace of his dog. Only to discover... the world's gone bonkers. Planetary death-bounties. Exploding pus-grenades. Drunken magical thugs. Why does everything seem out to get him? Lucky then Bob's scored himself the ultimate cosmic power: the power to control... mud. Good men fight for their families. Great men fight for their dogs. What to expect:- Progression — Zero to Hero (slow burn) - Real Character Growth - Action, Absurdity and Adventure - Background British Humour - Overpowered Dog Knight Companion Tagline Bloopers:Bath time's over!The Lord of Puddles.Dirt Cheap Magic. Chapters drop T/Th Read to end of Ch 18 then decide.
