![Penny Pincher Pete: Mammon Apocalypse [LitRPG, System-Apocalypse, Comedy, 4 Complete Books]](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.royalroadcdn.com%2Fpublic%2Fcovers-large%2F129794-penny-pincher-pete-mammon-apocalypse-book.jpg%3Ftime%3D1781294450&w=640&q=75)
by PudgyNinja
What if the Ferengi were much more powerful, much more evil, and had their eyes on Earth?! Pete Harrison, a 22-year-old nobody, wakes up one morning to find that a giant obelisk has come down from the heavens and crushed his car. He stumbles out of his apartment to investigate and self-selects as a contestant in a cosmos-spanning gladiatorial game run by an ego-maniacal goblin named High Baron Tongsly Belch, where everything is based on money. EVERYTHING. Choosing a class, selecting basic character attributes, spells, abilities, even securing a wallet to hold his Belch Bucks in costs money and Pete soon learns that thrift and the ability to acquire and sell loot may be his biggest asset. That becomes a problem when his only available choice for a class is Penny Pincher, a class which ensures that every item he touches immediately loses 90% of its value. Can Pete discover the secret power of his new class, rise through the gladiatorial ranks, prove his worth, and save humanity? Half of the Dominion is banking against it! Read this if you like: - litRPG crunch with interesting mechanics, wacky enemies, and tons of humor - An MC with a unique class with powerful hidden secrets - A wide range of enemies, combat and puzzle encounters in an apocalypse setting - Progression, class and skill development, the construction and refinement of a singular weapon that goes from flimsy to god-like as the hero progresses - Money money money!
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| 1 | 1. Obelisk | 0 |
| 2 | 2. Gauntlet Configuration | 0 |
| 3 | 3. Back to Reality | 0 |
| 4 | 4. Bailout | 0 |
| 5 | 5. 'Tis But a Scratch | 0 |
| 6 |
| 6. Profit Pimp |
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| 7 | 7. A Class with No Class | 0 |
| 8 | 8. Axes and Earrings | 0 |
| 9 | 9. Grinko Maas | 0 |
| 10 | 10. Drive | 0 |
| 11 | 11. A Dab of Chaos | 0 |
| 12 | 12. The Path | 0 |
| 13 | 13. Vend-o-matic | 0 |
| 14 | 14. Class Act | 0 |
| 15 | 15. Hobgoblins | 0 |
| 16 | 16. Broke | 0 |
| 17 | 17. Craig | 0 |
| 18 | 18. Choose Your Weapons | 0 |
| 19 | 19. Cashing Out | 0 |
| 20 | 20. Crap Merchant | 0 |
| 21 | 21. Provenance | 0 |
| 22 | 22. Unplanned Skirmish | 0 |
| 23 | 23. Eats | 0 |
| 24 | 24. Coin-ected | 0 |
| 25 | 25. Lull Before the Storm | 0 |
| 26 | 26. Coinflayer | 0 |
| 27 | 27. From Beneath | 0 |
| 28 | 28. Griznack the Goldgnasher | 0 |
| 29 | 29. Mucky Muck | 0 |
| 30 | 30. Red Ledger | 0 |
| 31 | 31. Fearsome | 0 |
| 32 | 32. Tea and Stats | 0 |
| 33 | 33. Rats and Running | 0 |
| 34 | 34. Gas | 0 |
| 35 | 35. Noob Riders | 0 |
| 36 | 36. Run | 0 |
| 37 | 37. Murder Mall | 0 |
| 38 | 38. Dice Barons | 0 |
| 39 | 39. A Little Chaos | 0 |
| 40 | 40. Count Filsworthy Crappshoot | 0 |
| 41 | 41. Family Debt | 0 |
| 42 | 42. Craig's Saga: Part One | 0 |
| 43 | 43 Craig's Saga: Part Two | 0 |
| 44 | 44. Reunion | 0 |
| 45 | 45. Loot and Lunch | 0 |
| 46 | 46. RV Chill Time | 0 |
| 47 | 47. Pinch Hitter Pete | 0 |
| 48 | 48. Luckless Heroics | 0 |
| 49 | 49. Changing the Rules | 0 |
| 50 | 50. Fun with Fliers | 0 |
| 51 | 51. Tiny Tank | 0 |
| 52 | 52. A Goblin with Class | 0 |
| 53 | 53. Scoping the Enemy | 0 |
| 54 | 54. Plant Based Necromancy | 0 |
| 55 | 55. Dead Wisdom | 0 |
| 56 | 56. The Lord of Coins | 0 |
| 57 | 57. Blood Rage | 0 |
| 58 | 58. In the Red | 0 |
| 59 | 59. Maximum Violence | 0 |
| 60 | 60. An End to Beginnings | 0 |
| 61 | 2.1 it Begins...Again | 0 |
| 62 | 2.2 Paperwork | 0 |
| 63 | 2.3 Ratkin | 0 |
| 64 | 2.4 Welcome to Debt | 0 |
| 65 | 2.5 The Stench of Potential | 0 |
| 66 | 2.6 Up to the Elbows | 0 |
| 67 | 2.7 Don't Get Bit | 0 |
| 68 | 2.8 Decoy | 0 |
| 69 | 2.9 Shuteye | 0 |
| 70 | 2.10 Puke and Pay: Round One | 0 |
| 71 | 2.11 Obsidian Whispers | 0 |
| 72 | 2.12 Face Your Fears | 0 |
| 73 | 2.13 A Defiant Stand | 0 |
| 74 | 2.14 Sleep When I'm Dead | 0 |
| 75 | 2.15 Aberrations from Heaven | 0 |
| 76 | 2.16 Run Rabbit Run | 0 |
| 77 | 2.17 Last Hooman Standing | 0 |
| 78 | 2.18 Cashing In and Tooling Up | 0 |
| 79 | 2.19 The Stank of Death | 0 |
| 80 | 2.20 Eat the Elephant | 0 |
| 81 | 2.21. Blades in the Dark | 0 |
| 82 | 2.22 Loan Shark Enforcer | 0 |
| 83 | 2.23 Trade and Trickery | 0 |
| 84 | 2.24 Whispered Speech | 0 |
| 85 | 2.25 Pimp that Ride | 0 |
| 86 | 2.26 Time Crunch | 0 |
| 87 | 2.27 Running the Gauntlet | 0 |
| 88 | 2.28 Can Opener | 0 |
| 89 | 2.29 Asteroids | 0 |
| 90 | 2.30 Rooftop Melee | 0 |
| 91 | 2.31 Phase Three | 0 |
| 92 | 2.32 Pushing Past the Pain | 0 |
| 93 | 2.33 Ad Break | 0 |
| 94 | 2.34 Slip n Slide | 0 |
| 95 | 2.35 Obstacles | 0 |
| 96 | 2.36 Gestalt | 0 |
| 97 | 2.37 Final Stretch | 0 |
| 98 | 2.38 Art Appreciation 101 | 0 |
| 99 | 2.39 Life Imitating Art | 0 |
| 100 | 2.40 War of the Mind | 0 |
| 101 | 2.41 Roguelike Funtime | 0 |
| 102 | 2.42 The River | 0 |
| 103 | 2.43 Run | 0 |
| 104 | 2.44 Moneybags | 0 |
| 105 | 2.45 Tactical Chaos | 0 |
| 106 | 2.46 Loot-a-rama | 0 |
| 107 | 2.47 Crossing | 0 |
| 108 | 2.48 Breach the Stronghold | 0 |
| 109 | 2.49 Morrikal the Shrieking Maw | 0 |
| 110 | 2.50 Pit Stop | 0 |
| 111 | 2.51 Dolls within Dolls | 0 |
| 112 | 2.52 Death by Laser | 0 |
| 113 | 2.53 Taking a Breath | 0 |
| 114 | 2.54 Foyer | 0 |
| 115 | 2.55 Belch Burger | 0 |
| 116 | 2.56 Whispers in Shadows | 0 |
| 117 | 2.57 Preparations | 0 |
| 118 | 2.58 Soulbound Weapon | 0 |
| 119 | 2.59 Weapon Farm | 0 |
| 120 | 2.60 Commission | 0 |
| 121 | 3.1 Welcome to the Arena | 0 |
| 122 | 3.2 Ground Floor | 0 |
| 123 | 3.3 Corporate Drones | 0 |
| 124 | 3.4 Best Laid Plans | 0 |
| 125 | 3.5 Calling in Debts | 0 |
| 126 | 3.6 The Unwinnable Moment | 0 |
| 127 | 3.7 Car Park | 0 |
| 128 | 3.8 The Endless | 0 |
| 129 | 3.9 Pillars | 0 |
| 130 | 3.10 Cars | 0 |
| 131 | 3.11 A Little Light Treason | 0 |
| 132 | 3.12 Mystery Box | 0 |
| 133 | 3.13 Finger | 0 |
| 134 | 3.14 What's in the Box? | 0 |
| 135 | 3.15 15. Overseer MK II | 0 |
| 136 | 3.16 Mixed Bag | 0 |
| 137 | 3.17 Thumb War | 0 |
| 138 | 3.18 Cart Cretins | 0 |
| 139 | 3.19 Horde | 0 |
| 140 | 3.20 Hollowgrave's Horror | 0 |
| 141 | 3.21 Not Quite Living | 0 |
| 142 | 3.22 Another Path to Victory | 0 |
| 143 | 3.23 Digging Up | 0 |
| 144 | 3.24 Bitey Bite | 0 |
| 145 | 3.25 Machine Warnings | 0 |
| 146 | 3.26 The Squeeze | 0 |
| 147 | 3.27 Haunted | 0 |
| 148 | 3.28 Alone in the Dark | 0 |
| 149 | 3.29 Loot Hunt | 0 |
| 150 | 3.30 Eight Bit Heist | 0 |
| 151 | 3.31 Touch Everything | 0 |
| 152 | 3.32 The Hall | 0 |
| 153 | 3.33 The Other Path | 0 |
| 154 | 3.34 Turn Based Fuckery | 0 |
| 155 | 3.35 Knuckles | 0 |
| 156 | 3.36 Quiet Retreat | 0 |
| 157 | 3.37 Vaccu-bot Smash | 0 |
| 158 | 3.38 One Hundred Kills | 0 |
| 159 | 3.39 The Clinging Darkness | 0 |
| 160 | 3.40 The Undelivered | 0 |
| 161 | 3.41 Binding Shadow | 0 |
| 162 | 3.42 Break Room | 0 |
| 163 | 3.43 Shadow Augment | 0 |
| 164 | 3.44 News | 0 |
| 165 | 4.1 Carl | 0 |
| 166 | 4.2 Blind Sight | 0 |
| 167 | 4.3 Refuge | 0 |
| 168 | 4.4 Split Seconds | 0 |
| 169 | 4.5 Eruption | 0 |
| 170 | 4.6 The Floor is Lava | 0 |
| 171 | 4.7 Welcome to HR Bitches! | 0 |
| 172 | 4.8 Performance Review | 0 |
| 173 | 4.9 Like Brothers | 0 |
| 174 | 4.10 Blow by Blow | 0 |
| 175 | 4.11 Two Kinds of Death | 0 |
| 176 | 4.12 A Thrift Problem | 0 |
| 177 | 4.14 Six Paths | 0 |
| 178 | 4.13 Trust Falls | 0 |
| 179 | 4.15 The Cogborn Bridge | 0 |
| 180 | 4.16 TBC Logic | 0 |
| 181 | 4.17 The Arbiter | 0 |
| 182 | 4.18 Dynamite | 0 |
| 183 | 4.19 Break Room Banter | 0 |
| 184 | 4.20 Elseen | 0 |
| 185 | 4.21 Fun With Feet | 0 |
| 186 | 4.22 Marketing Foresight | 0 |
| 187 | 4.23 Don't Be a Dick Corp | 0 |
| 188 | 4.24 Spam Killer | 0 |
| 189 | 4.25 Incy Wincy the Diseased Spider | 0 |
| 190 | 4.26 Stairs and Corridors What Fun! | 0 |
| 191 | 4.27 A Multitude of Doors | 0 |
| 192 | 4.28 Wall | 0 |
| 193 | 4.29 Crack History | 0 |
| 194 | 4.30 Brick and Morty | 0 |
| 195 | 4.31 Death to the Puke Covered Enemy! | 0 |
| 196 | 4.32 Mumblers | 0 |
| 197 | 4.33 Orbwards | 0 |
| 198 | 4.34 The Shoal | 0 |
| 199 | 4.35 The System Awakens…Sort Of | 0 |
| 200 | 4.36 Doonif | 0 |
| 201 | 4.37 Settling Accounts | 0 |
| 202 | 4.38 Departures and Returns | 0 |
| 203 | 4.39 Middle Management | 0 |
| 204 | 4.40 Oppresive Oversight | 0 |
| 205 | 4.41 A Thousand Dodge Rolls | 0 |
| 206 | 4.42 Eight Minutes | 0 |
| 207 | 4.43 What Comes Next | 0 |
| 208 | 4.44 The Offer | 0 |
| 209 | 5.1 Welcome to Upper Managment | 0 |
| 210 | 5.2 Behold the Board | 0 |
| 211 | 5.3 Ultrimax-opoly | 0 |
| 212 | 5.4 Inflatable Warfare | — |
| 213 | 5.5 And Then There Were Two | — |
| 214 | 5.6 You’re Bankrupt Bitch! | — |
| 215 | 5.7 Executive Bathrooms Oh What Fun! | — |
| 216 | 5.8 The Zombie Tide | — |
| 217 | 5.9 Bring the Boom Boom | — |
| 218 | 5.10 Sauna | — |
| 219 | 5.12 Turn up the Heat | — |
| 220 | 5.13 It Knows Our Suffering | — |
| 221 | 5.14 Toilet Tower | — |
| 222 | 5.15 Turd Troubles | — |
| 223 | 5.16 Final Wave | — |
| 224 | 5.17 Terrible Towers | — |
| 225 | 19. Chaos Incarnate | — |
| 226 | 5.20. Wardens | — |
| 227 | 5.18 Ceramic Juggernaut | — |
| 228 | 5.10 Dead Fish in a Barrel | — |
| 229 | The Future of Penny Pincher Pete and Other Things | — |