Stupid Sexy Cryptids [or How I Became the Emperor of Mankind]

22 year old electrical engineer Ash Clifford inherited his grandfather's gothic mansion in a small town of Cascade, Pacific Rim. Now he's looking for a job to pay the bills. The only problem is that a seven-foot, antlered cryptid girl invaded his life and won't leave. Oh, and he has to convince an alien warship armada that he's the God-Emperor of Mankind. Not a big deal at all, really. This is fine.