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by Vitaly S Alexius
22 year old electrical engineer Ash Clifford inherited his grandfather's gothic mansion in a small town of Cascade, Pacific Rim. Now he's looking for a job to pay the bills. The only problem is that a seven-foot, antlered cryptid girl invaded his life and won't leave. Oh, and he has to convince an alien warship armada that he's the God-Emperor of Mankind. Not a big deal at all, really. This is fine.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1: The Monster Under My Bed | 0 |
| 2 | 2: Wendigo, Maybe | 0 |
| 3 | 3: Shower Invader | 0 |
| 4 | 4: Takeout | 0 |
| 5 | 5: Possible Vampire | 0 |
| 6 |
| 6: Brain Spiders |
| 0 |
| 7 | 7: Night Sky | 0 |
| 8 | 8: Imprinted | 0 |
| 9 | 9: Moonfall | 0 |
| 10 | 10: Blood Pact | 0 |
| 11 | 11: Sillicia Frontenachii | 0 |
| 12 | 12: Emperor of Earth | 0 |
| 13 | 13: Fake It to Make It | 0 |
| 14 | 14: First Contact [I] | 0 |
| 15 | 14: First Contact [II] | 0 |
| 16 | 15: Intelligence Report | 0 |
| 17 | 16: Cultural War | 0 |
| 18 | 17: Northward | 0 |
| 19 | 18: Bathtime | 0 |
| 20 | 19: Overrated Sanity | 0 |
| 21 | 20: Outside Boxes | 0 |
| 22 | 21: Inner Voice | 0 |
| 23 | 22: Datamancer | 0 |
| 24 | 23: Hunting Vampires | 0 |
| 25 | 24: Hammer of God | 0 |
| 26 | 25: Vampire Tears | 0 |
| 27 | 26: Princess Adventures | 0 |
| 28 | 27: The Serval Cleaner | 0 |
| 29 | 28: The Emperor Gets a Kitten | 0 |
| 30 | 29: Marshal Commandant | 0 |
| 31 | 30: Hostage | 0 |
| 32 | 31: Taniwha [I] | 0 |
| 33 | 31: Taniwha [II] | 0 |
| 34 | 32: A Knight in Shining Scales | 0 |
| 35 | 33: Interrogation | 0 |
| 36 | 34: Catfight | 0 |
| 37 | 35: The Date Protocol | 0 |
| 38 | 36: The Baroness of Earth | 0 |
| 39 | 37: An Open Concept Circle | 0 |
| 40 | 38: Booknook Date | 0 |
| 41 | 39: A Datarrific Proposal | 0 |
| 42 | 40: A Totally Normal Investigation | 0 |
| 43 | 41: Feathering the Odds | 0 |
| 44 | 42: The Inescapable Offer | 0 |
| 45 | 43: Contract Loops [I] | 0 |
| 46 | 43: Contract Loops [II] | 0 |
| 47 | 44: Weaponized Thoughts | 0 |
| 48 | 45: Friendship Assessment | 0 |
| 49 | 46: Parametric Deviation | 0 |
| 50 | 47: Southward | 0 |
| 51 | 48: Vamp Collection | 0 |
| 52 | 49: Agreements | 0 |
| 53 | 50: Vampire Family Tree | 0 |
| 54 | 51: Biomass | 0 |
| 55 | 52: Vampire Mass Distribution | 0 |
| 56 | 53: Cascade Hotel | 0 |
| 57 | 54: Fear Theorem | 0 |
| 58 | 55: Sharing Orders | 0 |
| 59 | 56: Wiggle Food Song | 0 |
| 60 | 57: Triangle | 0 |
| 61 | 60: Haunting Dreams | 0 |
| 62 | 61: Who’s the Real Shady? | 0 |
| 63 | 62: Dream Therapy | 0 |
| 64 | 62: Dream Therapy [II] | 0 |
| 65 | 63: Morning Mayhem | 0 |
| 66 | 64: Unexpected Delivery | 0 |
| 67 | 65: Hearth Keeper | 0 |
| 68 | 66: Twisting History | 0 |
| 69 | 67: The Date Invitation | 0 |
| 70 | 68: UwUs | 0 |
| 71 | 69: Life Cycle | 0 |
| 72 | 70: Lissander Fox | 0 |
| 73 | 71: Blending In | 0 |
| 74 | 72: Fear Factory | 0 |
| 75 | 73: Suspect | 0 |
| 76 | 74: Movie Night Terror | 0 |
| 77 | 75: Vampire Laundering | 0 |
| 78 | 76: Understanding Incarnation | 0 |
| 79 | 77: Memory Lane | 0 |
| 80 | 78: Shaming Shady | 0 |
| 81 | 79: Morning Stars | 0 |
| 82 | 83: The Justice Boundary | 0 |
| 83 | 84: Breakfast Circle | 0 |
| 84 | 85: A Most Dangerous Date | 0 |
| 85 | 86: Shroud of Death | 0 |
| 86 | 87: Tits Up | 0 |
| 87 | 88: Skinwalker Clan | 0 |
| 88 | 89: Ultimatum | 0 |
| 89 | 90: Timed Despair | 0 |
| 90 | 91: Let it go | 0 |
| 91 | 92: Yesterday [I] | 0 |
| 92 | 93: Yesterday [II] | 0 |
| 93 | 93: Yesterday [III] | 0 |
| 94 | 94: Today | 0 |
| 95 | 95: Duplicating Shady | 0 |
| 96 | 96: One Hundred Hearts | 0 |
| 97 | 97: The Slayer’s Sword | 0 |
| 98 | 98: Execution | 0 |
| 99 | 99: Foxnanigans | 0 |
| 100 | 100: Skulk Soul | 0 |
| 101 | 101: The Emperor Calls For Aid | 0 |
| 102 | 102: Distracted Hunters | 0 |
| 103 | 103: Forty Thousand Year Old Virgin | 0 |
| 104 | 104: The Broken Keiy | 0 |
| 105 | 105: Maksym Drzewiecki | 0 |
| 106 | 106: Gun date | 0 |
| 107 | 107: Raelle Knight | 0 |
| 108 | 108: The Hunt | 0 |
| 109 | 109: Personal Rain | 0 |
| 110 | 110: Tactical Sushi Deployment | 0 |
| 111 | 111: Love Bombed | 0 |
| 112 | 112: Truth Carving | 0 |
| 113 | 113: Heroics | 0 |
| 114 | 114: DOOM! | 0 |
| 115 | 115: Dumplings | 0 |
| 116 | 116: Sagetopia | 0 |
| 117 | 117: Darkfall | 0 |
| 118 | 118: The Sea of Tranquility | 0 |
| 119 | 119: The Emperor Speaks to All | 0 |
| 120 | 120: Uncollared Fox | 0 |
| 121 | 123: Rainfall | 0 |
| 122 | 124: Family Rule | 0 |
| 123 | 125: Tower room | 0 |
| 124 | 126: Derailed Dreams | 0 |
| 125 | 127: Judgement Day | 0 |
| 126 | 128: Twisting the Knife | 0 |
| 127 | 129: Fear and Love | 0 |
| 128 | 130: MacPaws | 0 |
| 129 | 131: Saint Nikky | 0 |
| 130 | 132: The Great Coniferous Conversion | 0 |
| 131 | 133: Comet | 0 |
| 132 | 134: Seductive Festivus | 0 |
| 133 | 135: Fox Watches the Watchers | 0 |
| 134 | 136: Navigator | 0 |
| 135 | 137: The Pact | 0 |
| 136 | 138: Dungeon Plans | 0 |
| 137 | 139: A Crowded Chessboard | 0 |
| 138 | 140: Drinking Games | 0 |
| 139 | 141: A Most Unexpected Party Guest | 0 |
| 140 | 142: Sudden Final Boss | 0 |
| 141 | 143: I’m the Slayer | 0 |
| 142 | 144: Festive Fencing | 0 |
| 143 | 145: Polite Brawl | 0 |
| 144 | 146: Unwrapping the Herald | 0 |
| 145 | 147: The Bridge Keeper | 0 |
| 146 | 148: Many Licks from the Heart of Darkness | 0 |
| 147 | 149: Alignment Lore | 0 |
| 148 | 150: The Stray | 0 |
| 149 | 151: The Infiltrator | 0 |
| 150 | 152: The Song of Wormwood | 0 |
| 151 | 153: Soul Hunger | 0 |
| 152 | 154: Yesterweave | 0 |
| 153 | 155: Comicon | 0 |
| 154 | 156: The Feast | 0 |
| 155 | 157: Bait | 0 |
| 156 | 158: Astral Gifts | 0 |
| 157 | 159: Good Vibes | 0 |
| 158 | 160: Bobba | 0 |
| 159 | 161: Sharing Stories | 0 |
| 160 | 162: The Voice of Eternity | 0 |
| 161 | 163: The Girl with a Thousand Faces | 0 |
| 162 | 164: The Little Terraformer That Could | 0 |
| 163 | 165: Growing Up Together | 0 |
| 164 | 166: Bubble Keeper | 0 |
| 165 | 167: Freedom | 0 |
| 166 | 168: Trust | 0 |
| 167 | 169: The Stratonavigator’s Resolve | 0 |
| 168 | 170: The Netherweave Fold | 0 |
| 169 | 171: Noira | 0 |
| 170 | 172: The Gateway to Eternity | 0 |
| 171 | 173: The Dream Connoisseur | 0 |
| 172 | 174: The Problem Exterminator | 0 |
| 173 | 175: Eighteen Sixty Five | 0 |
| 174 | 176: A Shady Morning | 0 |
| 175 | 177: Invasive Shady | 0 |
| 176 | 178: Trust the Shade | 0 |
| 177 | 179: A Shady Date | 0 |
| 178 | 180: My Wendoggo Bestie | 0 |
| 179 | 181: Shady Recollections | 0 |
| 180 | 182: Shady Archeology | 0 |
| 181 | 183: Forgotten Shady | 0 |
| 182 | 184: Shady Offensive | 0 |
| 183 | 185: Psychiatric Shady | 0 |
| 184 | 186: Shady Smoosh | 0 |
| 185 | 187: Shady Snacks | 0 |
| 186 | 188: Doortastic | 0 |
| 187 | 189: Library | — |
| 188 | 190: Fort Bladecross | — |
| 189 | 191: Undeath | — |
| 190 | 192: Sunny | — |
| 191 | 193: Mayor Rolls | — |
| 192 | 194: Boat Naming Convention | — |
| 193 | 195: Neverland Rules | — |
| 194 | 196: Kisses in the Dark | — |
