Death Card

Some magic is forbidden for a reason… the kind of magic that can be so dangerous to handle and takes such an immense toll on the mind and body that it kills you the more you use it. But Feather has been handling the most lethal of forbidden magic for centuries, an unstable form of power known as the concept of anything. Which, as the name implies, lets him do absolutely anything he wants. Yet instead of seeking fame or fortune for accomplishing something nobody else has before, Feather spends his time aimlessly wandering all the many pockets of the Udimeia, doing whatever silly things he pleases. He does whatever he wants, and only ever listens to himself. With his power, who could stop him? Luckily for the world, Feather has a hobby of helping people and causing mysterious miracles, a truly marvelous guy... if you ignore all the tricks, threats, and landmarks that have now been destroyed and wiped off the map. And, of course, he hasn’t died… not permanently, anyway. So what happens when some prophesied chosen one comes looking for him, requesting his help to stop reality from breaking and to save the world at his side? Well, obviously he doesn't want to do that, so he's certainly not going to! And you'll never take him alive! Things to Expect:  ✧ A main character who dies a lot. It's kinda his thing. ✧ Depictions of insanity and delving into a main character's psyche who is functionally insane.  ✧ Diverse, complex characters and multiple POVs.  ✧ Lots of dark and occasionally crass humor.  ✧ Some sensitive topics will be portrayed. Appropriate content warnings will be listed in the top author's note of a chapter.  ✧ Multiple LGBTQ+ characters and themes.  ✧ Explicit sexual chapters are rare but include: Card Thirty Nine. That's it.  Other Info: Average Word Count: Somewhere around 3000 to 5000 words, it just depends on the chapter. Schedule: Updates once every Friday. Often updates on a Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule, but only Friday is 100% guaranteed. Updates at 3:30pm EST time.