
by Howard Dent
Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. He’s now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre, half-broken LitRPG framework that tracks XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and causing supernatural mayhem. His best friend Miles is stuck dealing with Portland’s magical underbelly: soul-harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape-shop warlocks, and consumer electronics that definitely shouldn’t be possessed but absolutely are. Lex might be dead.Miles is in over his head.And the game isn’t over it’s just getting weirder.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Chapter 1: Game Over | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2: Respawn | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: Patch Notes (v1.0.0-DEAD) | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: Mildly Possessed | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: It's not a Haunted House It's a Haunted Home | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 6: Salt and Battery | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 7: Portland Dark | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 8 Exorcisms and Espresso | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: Spectral Warfare Bundle | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 10: Do Not Disturb the Medium | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: Pillow Fort of the Damned | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: The Royal Weee | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 13: Royal Invitation | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14: Not All Dogs Go to Heaven | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15: Cemetery Ordinance 15-J | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16: Mans Best Friend | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17: Dance Dance Reanimation | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18: Bone Rattler Remix | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: Possession | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: Achievement Unlocked Second Amendment | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21: Boundary Theory 101 | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22: Practice Makes Poltergeist | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23: Possession Is Nine-Tenths of the Skill Tree | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24 Next of Kin | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25 Press F (to Pay for the Funeral) | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26 Grave Matters | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 27 DIY Necromancy | 0 |
| 27 | Side Quest: Halloween Seasonal Event | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28 Grave Digger Starter Pack | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29 Grave Mistakes | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30 Gross | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31 Shadow Clan | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32 Smol But Deadly | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33 Dead Battery | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34 Wards Under Warranty | 0 |
| 35 | Thanksgiving Tea Party Seasonal Event part 1 | 0 |
| 36 | Thanksgiving Tea Party Seasonal Event part 2 | 0 |
| 37 | November update! | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 35 We Charge Extra for Reattaching Limbs | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 36 Now Hiring | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 37 Legal Tender | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 38 Science! | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 39 Opportunities | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 40 Warehouse Rave | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 41 | 0 |
| 45 | 🎄December Update🎄 | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 42 White Trash Magic | 0 |
| 47 | 43 | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 44 Villain Arc | 0 |
| 49 | Christmas Seasonal Event Part 1 It's A Wonderful Afterlife | 0 |
| 50 | It's A Wonderful Afterlife Part 2 | 0 |
| 51 | 46 Metal Gear Solid Squirrel | 0 |
| 52 | 47 Assemble the A Team | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 48 Meat Suit Modifications | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 49 New Years Eve | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 50 | 0 |