![Reroll Saga: I Brought Sarcasm To A Sword Fight [Progression-Fantasy | Kingdom-Building | Science-Magic]](/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.royalroadcdn.com%2Fpublic%2Fcovers-large%2F123456-reroll-saga-rewritten-i-brought-sarcasm.jpg%3Ftime%3D1760031089&w=640&q=75)
by Runewriter
(Rewritten Edition — Updated and Expanded) Before the world knew his name, it learned to fear his blueprints. Hal Miller wanted comfort, not chaos. But now he’s trapped in a world where plumbing is myth, toothbrushes are sorcery, and nobles are parasites in fancy shoes. With a sarcastic AI in his head and a head full of modern logic, Hal is about to break every rule this world has. Progress, after all, begins with one stubborn problem-solver. REROLL SAGA — where science meets magic, sarcasm becomes survival, and Hal just can’t shut up. What to Expect • Scientific magic experiments gone “slightly” explosive • Sarcastic AI commentary (now with 30% more sass) • Medieval tech upgrades: plumbing, soap, and thermodynamics! • No chosen-one clichés. No plot armor. Just stubborn ingenuity. • Kingdom-building, slow-burn growth, and a dash of chaos • Experimental rune-coding that turns logic into magic Release Schedule:New chapters 3× a week — Monday, Wednesday, Friday.Unless Mnex hacks the system, Hal says something dumb, or the author forgets what day it is.(Just kidding. Probably.) Consistent uploads, no hiatus, no inactivity, and no ifs, buts, or maybes. Reroll will keep rolling every day… until the author dies. Probably. Possibly. Read Chapter 1:Royal Road
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| 1 | Ch.1: A Void-Colored Beginning | 0 |
| 2 | Ch.2: The Absolute Beyond and Above All | 0 |
| 3 | Ch.3: A New World, A Familiar Sarcasm | 0 |
| 4 | Ch.4: When Sleep Refuses to Arrive | 0 |
| 5 | Ch.5: Awakening Nobility | 0 |
| 6 | Ch.6: Noble Nuisance – Breakfast, Rules, and No Coffee | 0 |
| 7 | Ch.7: Of Poop, Politics, and Promises | 0 |
| 8 | Ch.8: Of Dirt, Danger, and Dumb Luck | 0 |
| 9 | Ch.9: The Poison Beneath | 0 |
| 10 | Ch.10: The First Pawn | 0 |
| 11 | Ch.11: Held Together | 0 |
| 12 | Ch.12: Say Five! | 0 |
| 13 | Ch.13: How to Start a Heist Before Bedtime | 0 |
| 14 | Ch.14: Stealth 101 – With Accidental Success | 0 |
| 15 | Ch.15: The Muddy Pig, High Trump! | 0 |
| 16 | Ch.16: Boiz of War | 0 |
| 17 | Side Story 1 – High Trump Rulebook | 0 |
| 18 | Ch.17: FRAAAANK! | 0 |
| 19 | Ch.18: The Muddy Pig Massacre | 0 |
| 20 | Ch.19: Today Soap, Tomorrow Sovereignty | 0 |
| 21 | Ch.20: The Poopining | 0 |
| 22 | Ch.21: Humble Beginnings of a Very Scientific Chicken Sauna | 0 |
| 23 | Ch.22: Breaking Bad | 0 |
| 24 | Ch.23: The Air Water? | 0 |
| 25 | Side Story 2 – ThePlanner | 0 |
| 26 | Ch.24: Silence Mode: ON | 0 |
| 27 | Ch.25: Arc Start: How to Train Your Mana | 0 |
| 28 | Ch.26: 'All I Want From Henry is a Spark' | 0 |
| 29 | Ch.27: Bruce Dumbledore Style | 0 |
| 30 | Ch.28: The First Lecture of the Chicken Academy | 0 |
| 31 | Ch.29: Clean Hands, Dirty Business | 0 |
| 32 | Side Story 3 - System Override: Midnight Logs | 0 |
| 33 | Prologue — System Log: Mnex [Boot Sequence] | 0 |
| 34 | Ch.30: Clean Hands, Dirty Business 2 | 0 |
| 35 | Ch.31: The Law | 0 |
| 36 | Ch.32: The Law of Fire | 0 |
| 37 | Ch.33: Threesome | 0 |
| 38 | Ch.34: Roasting with Purple Flames | 0 |
| 39 | Ch.35: Mnexland | 0 |
| 40 | Ch.36: The Room of Accidental Requirement | 0 |
| 41 | Ch.37: LitRPG Time | 0 |
| 42 | Ch.38: Good News, Bad News | 0 |
| 43 | Ch.39: The Trap | 0 |
| 44 | Ch.40: The Weight of Fire | 0 |
| 45 | Side Story 4 – ThePlanner's Pawn | 0 |
| 46 | Ch.41: The Millionaire Hobbit | 0 |
| 47 | Ch.42: The Dirt Awakens | 0 |
| 48 | Ch.43: Magecraft 101:Runes and Realizations | 0 |
| 49 | Ch.44: Elemental Graduation | 0 |
| 50 | Ch.45: Runes Has Entered the Chat | 0 |
| 51 | Ch.46: The Curse of Philipitis | 0 |
| 52 | Ch.47: The Smile Before I Break You | 0 |
| 53 | Ch.48: A Saddle, A Sword, and A Sibling | 0 |
| 54 | Ch.49: Wolves, Bears, and Other Bad Ideas | 0 |
| 55 | Ch.50: Survivor: Medieval Edition - How Not to Train Your Young Lord | 0 |
| 56 | Thirty Days of Chaos: Sarcasm, Soap, and Poor Life Choices | 0 |
| 57 | Bonus Chapter: The Art of Gracious Violence | 0 |
| 58 | Ch.51: Sonar for Dummies | 0 |
| 59 | Ch.52: Petty Vengeance Served Hot | 0 |
| 60 | Ch.53: Mushroom Diplomacy: Pink Elephants and Rotten Deer Edition | 0 |
| 61 | Ch.54: Nature Has No Mercy | 0 |
| 62 | Ch.55: No Mercy Tonight | 0 |
| 63 | Ch.56: One Against Thirty – Predator Among Thieves | 0 |
| 64 | Ch.57: Violet Massacre – A Young Lord Unleashed | 0 |
| 65 | Ch.58: The Road to Godfrey’s Cross | 0 |
| 66 | Ch.59: A Vein of Trouble | 0 |
| 67 | Ch.60: Fool’s Gold, Builder’s Treasure | 0 |
| 68 | Ch.61: The Age of Concrete | 0 |
| 69 | !!!Before You Start (Read This First!)!!! | 0 |
| 70 | Ch.62: Feast of Beasts and Vultures | 0 |
| 71 | Bonus: Author’s Room – Henry Learns He’s a Side Character | 0 |
| 72 | Ch.63: The Tildalium Pact | 0 |
| 73 | Ch.64: Gears in Motion | 0 |
| 74 | Ch.65: Third Time’s the Charm | 0 |
| 75 | Ch.66: Stone, Sweat, and a Kingdom’s First Road | 0 |
| 76 | Bonus Stage: Dramatic Return… My Foot | 0 |
| 77 | Side Story 5 – A Well Full of Beer | 0 |
| 78 | Ch.67: Blueprints and Backwash | 0 |
| 79 | Ch.68: The Maraca Knight | 0 |
| 80 | Ch.69: Footsteps in the Cinders | 0 |
| 81 | Ch.70: A Rabbit for a Promise | 0 |
| 82 | Ch.71: The Djinn’s Lament | 0 |
| 83 | Ch.72: The Cave of Seals | 0 |
| 84 | Ch.73: Echoes of the Djinn | 0 |
| 85 | Ch.74: Porridge Engineering | 0 |
| 86 | Ch.75: Civilization, Built on Soap Scum | 0 |
| 87 | Ch.76: Bad News and More Bad News | 0 |
| 88 | Ch.77: When the Banner Unfurls | 0 |
| 89 | Ch.78: The Crown Does Not Negotiate | 0 |
| 90 | Ch.79: The Price of Defiance | 0 |
| 91 | Ch.80: The Autopsy of Pride | 0 |
| 92 | Ch.81: Boötes, From Pride to Discipline | 0 |
| 93 | Ch.82: Discipline Over Pride | 0 |
| 94 | Ch.83: No More Empty Mornings | 0 |
| 95 | AMA – 2nd Month Anniversary | 0 |
| 96 | Ch.84: Eyes Wide Open | 0 |
| 97 | Ch.85: Break the Rhythm | 0 |
| 98 | Ch.86: Ten Breaths More | 0 |
| 99 | Ch.87: Respect Earned | 0 |
| 100 | Ch.88: The Coughing Hall | 0 |
| 101 | Ch.89: Epidemic Strikes Godfrey’s Cross | 0 |
| 102 | Ch.90: The City Sealed | 0 |
| 103 | Ch.91: Salt and Fever | 0 |
| 104 | Ch.92: The Merchant's Price | 0 |
| 105 | Ch.93: Patient Zero | 0 |
| 106 | Ch.94: The First Test | 0 |
| 107 | Ch.95: Intestines and Innovation | 0 |
| 108 | Ch.96: Ghost at Dawn | 0 |
| 109 | Ch.97: The Lord of Entrails | 0 |
| 110 | Ch.98: Into the Veins | 0 |
| 111 | Ch.99: Between Miracle and Murder | 0 |
| 112 | Ch.100: One Life | 0 |
| 113 | Ch.101: Stonebreaker's Limit | 0 |
| 114 | Ch.102: The Stepbrother | 0 |
| 115 | Ch.103: The Northern Trail | 0 |
| 116 | Ch.104: Games of Lords | 0 |
| 117 | Ch.105: The Heir of Beaumont | 0 |
| 118 | Ch.106: The Trial of Henry Godfrey | 0 |
| 119 | Compendium of Notable Figures | 0 |
| 120 | Ch.107: Lord Supreme Mnex | 0 |
| 121 | Announcement: Multiverse Malfunction Detected | 0 |
| 122 | Ch.108: Ten Thousand Cuts | 0 |
| 123 | Ch.109: Design for Survival | 0 |
| 124 | Ch.110: Mask Mark I | 0 |
| 125 | Ch.112: The Sound of Wings | 0 |
| 126 | Ch.111: Mask Mark II | 0 |
| 127 | Ch.113: Operation Salt Camouflage. No Pirates, Please! | 0 |
| 128 | Ch.114: History of Pirates? | 0 |
| 129 | Ch.115: Silence Built in Stone | 0 |
| 130 | Ch.116: The Man Called Ed | 0 |
| 131 | Ch.117: Salt First, Then the Sea | 0 |
| 132 | Ch.118: Foundations of an Empire | 0 |
| 133 | Ch.119: The Square of Voices | 0 |
| 134 | Ch.120: The Birth of a New City | 0 |
| 135 | Vol.2-Ch.1: The Herald of Call | 0 |
| 136 | Vol.2: Ch.2: Behind Closed Doors | 0 |
| 137 | Vol.2-Ch.3: Inviting the Snake | 0 |
| 138 | Vol.2-Ch.4: The City That Should Have Been | 0 |
| 139 | Vol.2-Ch.5: Walls of Marble, Streets of Rot | 0 |
| 140 | Vol.2-Ch.6: The Palace of Quiet Knives | 0 |
| 141 | Vol.2-Ch.7: Where the City Hides Its Children | 0 |
| 142 | Vol.2: Ch.8: A Name Already Known | 0 |
| 143 | Vol.2: Ch.9: The Man With No Name | 0 |
| 144 | Vol.2-Ch.10: The Planner | 0 |
| 145 | Vol.2-Ch.11: A Chosen Silence | 0 |
| 146 | Vol.2-Ch.12: A Direction, Not a Promise | 0 |
| 147 | Vol.2-Ch.13: He Sees You | 0 |
| 148 | Vol.2-Ch.14: The Stars Are Mine | 0 |
| 149 | Vol.2-Ch.15: Pieces on the Board | 0 |
| 150 | Vol.2-Ch.16: Porcelain and Chains | 0 |
| 151 | V.2-Ch.17: A Room Full of Knives | 0 |
| 152 | V.2-Ch.18: Pillars Made of Sons | 0 |
| 153 | Vol.2-Ch.19: A Feast of Knives | 0 |
| 154 | Vol.2-Ch.20: The Ceremony of Erasure | 0 |
| 155 | Vol.2-Ch.21: Fragile Equilibrium | 0 |
| 156 | Vol.2-Ch.22: Letters, Resin, and Responsibilities | 0 |
| 157 | Vol.2-Ch.23: A Seat at the Table | 0 |
| 158 | Vol.2-Ch.24: Design Me a Legacy | 0 |
| 159 | Vol.2-Ch.24,5: The Wagon Beyond the Walls | 0 |
| 160 | Vol.2-Ch.25: A Patient Made of Stone | 0 |
| 161 | Vol.2-Ch.26: The Cement Leash | 0 |
| 162 | Vol.2-Ch.27: Architect of the Future Palace | 0 |
| 163 | Vol.2-Ch.28: Tea, Traps, and Thick Skulls | 0 |
| 164 | Vol.2-Ch.29: Lead in the Walls | 0 |
| 165 | Vol.2-Ch.30: A Kingdom of Eyes | 0 |
| 166 | Vol.2-Ch.31: A Warning in Polite Clothes | 0 |
| 167 | Vol.2-Ch.32: This Is Not a Request | 0 |
| 168 | Vol.2-Ch.33: Fragments of a Fallen House | 0 |
| 169 | Vol.2-Ch.34: An Audience with the King | 0 |
| 170 | Vol.2-Ch.35: Letters for a Princess | 0 |
| 171 | Vol.2-Ch.36: Do Nothing | 0 |
| 172 | Vol.2-Ch.37: A House, Not an Order | 0 |
| 173 | Vol.2-Ch.38: Godfrey’s Cross, Rising | 0 |
| 174 | Vol.2-Ch.39: The Web That Hunts | 0 |
| 175 | Vol.2-Ch.40: A Melody the City Will Believe | 0 |
| 176 | Schedule & New Story Update | 0 |
| 177 | Vol.2-Ch.41: Bully Reality | 0 |
| 178 | Vol.2-Ch.42: Salt-Runner | 0 |
| 179 | V.2-Ch.43: Lines on Paper | 0 |
| 180 | Vol.2-Ch.44: The Tildalium Commission | 0 |
| 181 | Vol.2-Ch.45: The Leash of Comfort | 0 |
| 182 | Vol.2-Ch.46: After Midnight | 0 |
| 183 | V.2-Ch.47: A Better Story for the Truth | 0 |
| 184 | V.2-Ch.48: The Real Work Starts | 0 |
| 185 | V.2-Ch.49: City Business | 0 |
| 186 | V.2-Ch.50: The Girl Who Cut Her Strings | 0 |
| 187 | V.2-Ch.51: A Conversation in Red | 0 |
| 188 | V.2-Ch.52: Monster and Savior | 0 |
| 189 | V.2-Ch.53: Summoned Before the Crown | 0 |
| 190 | V.2-Ch.54: The Silence Before Judgment | 0 |
| 191 | V.2-Ch.55: Innocent | 0 |
| 192 | V.2-Ch.56: Weight on the Scale | 0 |
| 193 | V.2-Ch.57: Bound by Your Own Tongue | 0 |
| 194 | V.2-Ch.58: The Distance Home | 0 |
| 195 | V.2-Ch.59: War-Runner | 0 |
| 196 | V.2-Ch.60: The Yard on Fire | 0 |
| 197 | V.2-Ch.61: Sword and Nails | 0 |
| 198 | V.2-Ch.62: Your Old Life Is Done | 0 |
| 199 | V.2-Ch.63: Fuel for War | 0 |
| 200 | V.2-Ch.64: The Next Move | 0 |
| 201 | Vol.2-Ch.65: The Shape of a War-Runner | 0 |
| 202 | Vol.2-Ch.66: The Frame of a Crew | 0 |
| 203 | Vol.2-Ch.67: Rowing on Dry Planks | 0 |
| 204 | Vol.2-Ch.68: The Eyes of the Crown | 0 |
| 205 | Vol.2-Ch.69: The Letters We Owe | 0 |
| 206 | Vol.2-Ch.70: This City Is Your Battlefield | 0 |
| 207 | Vol.2-Ch.71: Which of You Is My Opponent? | 0 |
| 208 | Vol.2-Ch.72: Until He Couldn’t Stand | 0 |
| 209 | Vol.2-Ch.73: Too Strong for His Own Lies | 0 |
| 210 | Vol.2-Ch.74: A Very Polite Robbery | 0 |
| 211 | Vol.2-Ch.75: The Jester Collects Soldiers | 0 |
| 212 | Vol.2-Ch.76: The Lady of the Silver Swan | 0 |
| 213 | Vol.2-Ch.77: The Lady Who Wouldn’t Bargain | 0 |
| 214 | Vol.2-Ch.78: A Costly Victory | 0 |
| 215 | Vol.2-Ch.79: The Jester’s Tour | 0 |
| 216 | Vol.2-Ch.80: The Black Hulls | 0 |
| 217 | Vol.2-Ch.81: The Stone Box | 0 |
| 218 | Vol.2-Ch.82: Seasoning the Stone | 0 |
| 219 | Vol.2-Ch.83: Pale Needles | 0 |
| 220 | Vol.2-Ch.84: The Shape of Something Ugly | 0 |
| 221 | Vol.2-Ch.85: The Real Work | 0 |
| 222 | Vol.2-Ch.86: I’m Your Lord | 0 |
| 223 | Vol.2-Ch.87: Under My Drum | 0 |
| 224 | Vol.2-Ch.88: Pieces Moving Ahead | 0 |
| 225 | Vol.2-Ch.89: The First Rumor | 0 |
| 226 | Vol.2-Ch.90: The First Lesson | 0 |
| 227 | Vol.2-Ch.91: The Island Could Bleed | 0 |
| 228 | Vol.2-Ch.92: The Broken Chain | 0 |
| 229 | Vol.2-Ch.93: Let Them Watch | 0 |
| 230 | Vol.2-Ch.94: No Fire on the Northern Sea | 0 |
| 231 | Vol.2-Ch.95: The Island Followed Us Home | 0 |
| 232 | Vol.2-Ch.96: What Victory Becomes | 0 |
| 233 | 2.97: The Only Reward Worth Having | 0 |
| 234 | 2.98: Useful, Expensive, and Dangerous | 0 |
| 235 | 2.99: What He Thought Mattered Most | 0 |
| 236 | 2.100: A City by Design | 0 |
| 237 | 2.101: Phoenix Paperworks | 0 |
| 238 | 2.102: The Exalted Death | 0 |
| 239 | 2.103: The Road Made Him Sound Older | 0 |
| 240 | 2.104: When the Mountain Closed | 0 |
| 241 | 2.105: Rooms with Opinions | 0 |
| 242 | 2.106: The Sovereign’s Nest | 0 |
| 243 | 2.107: The Hidden City Under Stone | 0 |
| 244 | 2.108: We Found Hinges | 0 |
| 245 | 2.109: Making the Mountain Boring Again | 0 |
| 246 | 2.110: A Reason to Become Harder to Rob | 0 |
| 247 | 2.111: The Second House | 0 |
| 248 | 2.112: Acceptance Day | 0 |
| 249 | 2.113: The Missing Grammar | 0 |
| 250 | 2.114: A Boy’s Imaginary Empire | 0 |
| 251 | 2.115: The Patient Spends | 0 |
| 252 | 2.116: Academic Betrayal | 0 |
| 253 | 2.117: The Gatekeeper | 0 |
| 254 | 2.118: The Body Could Refuse | 0 |
| 255 | 2.119: A Cage for the Lesson | 0 |
| 256 | 2.120: One Safer Cup | — |
| 257 | New Story + A Quick Update on Reroll | — |
| 258 | 2.121: The Door Is Yours | — |
| 259 | 2.122: Thunder Wrapped in Instructions | — |
| 260 | 2.123: Where Stonehalls Breathes | — |
| 261 | 1.124: A Schedule Is a Weapon | — |