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A Dragon Called Bob [Book 2 stubbing September 13th!]

A Dragon Called Bob [Book 2 stubbing September 13th!]

by Milc

ActionAdventureComedyFantasyLitRPG

Book one is now up on Amazon and Audble! Karma is a cruel mistress. Being isekai'd into the body of a dragon whose only task is to guard and grow a pile of shiny treasure seemed like a win to Bob. Flight, Might, Bite — and all it cost him was dying? Fair trade! There's even a dungeon core as a bonus to his starting pile of treasure! The system claimed this was a downgrade from his human life, but it didn't feel like it… at first. Unfortunately, his dungeon sprite is a borderline-psychotic 1200-year-old pixie from a cultivation world who just missed out on becoming a god. She isn't happy about interning for a lizard, and her idea of positive conflict resolution includes gratuitous violence. The challenges are endless for a newly hatched dragon. The looming threat of idiots with magic swords looking to take his head, a dungeon to grow, a sudden tendency to salivate whenever human sacrifices are mentioned, and a burning desire to expand his hoard. Worst of all, Bob has to learn how to be a better person, or he'll find out what the next downgrade will be.   ✨ Two separate LitRPG-lite systems for Bob! (Draconic Evolution and Dungeon Core) 🔥 Breath Weapons!  Sharp claws!  …Business acumen? ⚔️ Strong to Stronger MC 📚 A world inspired by the likes of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.  ⚫ Bawdy humour and zany side characters. ⏳ Release schedule: Mon-Fri ⚔️ Read 30 chapters ahead on Patreon!

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Total Chapters
298
Total Words
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Avg Length
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Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Chapter 1 - Scrambled Eggs2,3946.12%20%8.9
2Chapter 2 - Broken Shells2,2055.043%26%7.8
3Chapter 3 - Spreading Wings2,5755.033%19%8.3
4Chapter 4 - Darwinism at its finest2,2474.652%17%7.8
5Chapter 135 - History lessons0----
6Chapter 136 - Alas, poor Harald, I knew him well.0----
7Chapter 137 - General meeting number one0----
8Chapter 138 - Bungled burglary0----
9Chapter 139 - Tell me about your mother0----
10Chapter 140 - Free is good0----
11Chapter 141 - Partner0----
12Chapter 142 - Going Once…0----
13Chapter 143 - Numbers going up0----
14Chapter 144 - How much is too much?0----
15Chapter 145 - He didn’t say he’d be back0----
16Chapter 146 - Chef of the Horn0----
17Chapter 147 - Service!0----
18Chapter 148 - Winter Woodland0----
19Chapter 149 - The corny horny dilemma0----
20Chapter 150 - Open pony surgery0----
21Chapter 151 - Get probed0----
22Chapter 152 - Two dragons, one village0----
23Chapter 153 - Draconic detonation0----
24Chapter 154 - In-flight meals0----
25Chapter 155 - Failed seduction roll0----
26Chapter 156 - I made a spectacle of myself0----
27Chapter 157 - It’s a trap!0----
28Chapter 158 - Web work0----
29Chapter 159 - Enforced alliance0----
30Chapter 160 - Infiltration0----
31Chapter 161 - Armoured underpants required0----
32Chapter 162 - Merit-based0----
33Chapter 163 - Induced Insomnia0----
34Chapter 164 - Karmic balance0----
35Chapter 165 - The battle of five armies but with bonus dragons0----
36Chapter 166 - A dragon of peace0----
37Chapter 167 - Matrimonial bonds0----
38Chapter 168 - Trapped!0----
39Chapter 169 - Chilly reunion0----
40Chapter 170 - Stage name0----
41Chapter 171 - Bankers0----
42Chapter 172 - Manly handshake0----
43Chapter 173 - Town planning gone awry0----
44Chapter 174 - Interfaith dialogue0----
45Chapter 175 - Round one0----
46Chapter 176 - A new challenger appears0----
47Chapter 177 - A matter of mercy0----
48Chapter 178 - Furpocalypse0----
49Chapter 179 - Pay up0----
50Chapter 180 - Practical atheism0----
51Chapter 181 - Holy Wood0----
52Chapter 182 - Snake Seaman0----
53Chapter 183 - Salty spray0----
54Chapter 184 - Negotiations0----
55Chapter 185 - Aerial view0----
56Chapter 186 - Testisland docking0----
57Chapter 187 - Acquisition0----
58Chapter 188 - Dairy production0----
59Chapter 189 - Curds of war0----
60Chapter 190 - Forced feeding0----
61Chapter 191 - Greasing the wheels of commerce with cheese0----
62Chapter 192 - The finest dipping biscuit0----
63Chapter 193 - Food overload0----
64Chapter 194 - Let’s go Dorothy0----
65Chapter 195 - It Hurg his feelings0----
66Chapter 196 - Not a prostitute0----
67Chapter 197 - Fillet mignon0----
68Chapter 198 - Down on the dairy0----
69Chapter 199 - Failed recruitment?0----
70Chapter 200 - Save the Merkin0----
71Chapter 201 - Venerable elder0----
72Chapter 202 - Bobbing along0----
73Chapter 203 - Draconic prophylaxis0----
74Chapter 204 - A big fish0----
75Chapter 205 - Fishpocalypse0----
76Chapter 206 - Pacifism sucks0----
77Chapter 207 - Not the worst ninjas0----
78Chapter 208 - Three-way0----
79Chapter 209 - So simple, really0----
80Chapter 210 - Can’t we all just get along?0----
81Chapter 211 - Time to adult harder0----
82Chapter 212 - New life0----
83Chapter 213 - Stay away from my shinies0----
84Chapter 214 - Daddy issues0----
85Chapter 215 - Reward or punishment0----
86Chapter 216 - House of flesh0----
87Chapter 217 - Camera crew acquired0----
88Chapter 218 - No rest for the wicked0----
89Chapter 219 - Light Bulb0----
90Chapter 220 - Deals. Deals in the dark.0----
91Chapter 221 - Shooting into the tunnel0----
92Chapter 222 - In search of dampness0----
93Chapter 223 - Traitor or betrayed?0----
94Chapter 224 - Plumbing problems0----
95Chapter 225 - Show Rye, Ooo Ken!0----
96Chapter 226 - Barnacles for the win0----
97Chapter 227 - Going deep. Real deep.0----
98Chapter 228 - Unborn.0----
99Chapter 229 - One step forward0----
100Chapter 230 - Exchange0----
101Chapter 231 - Monomaniacal Minions0----
102Chapter 232 - Don’t go into the woods0----
103Chapter 233 - Sneak attack!0----
104Chapter 234 - Green wave0----
105Chapter 235 - Rise up, workers of Dampcut!0----
106Chapter 236 - I love it when a plan comes together0----
107Chapter 237 - Waste not, want not0----
108Chapter 238 - Planning the Monster Mash0----
109Chapter 239 - Challenge!0----
110Chapter 240 - Getting a head0----
111Chapter 241 - Hate; for fun and profit0----
112Chapter 242 - Three’s a crowd0----
113Chapter 243 - Parting of the ways0----
114Chapter 244 - Normalcy0----
115Chapter 245 - Imperial ambassador extraordinaire0----
116Chapter 246 - Dwarven bonding0----
117Chapter 247 - Planting a seed0----
118Chapter 248 - Peacenik draconis0----
119Chapter 249 - Revelations0----
120Chapter 250 - Cooking classes0----
121Chapter 251 - Burning soup0----
122Chapter 252 - Pondering portmanteaus0----
123Chapter 253 - Special treatment0----
124Chapter 254 - Labour assignments0----
125Chapter 255 - Gird thy loins0----
126Chapter 256 - A disappointing show0----
127Chapter 257 - Romantic moonlit stroll0----
128Chapter 258 - Twenty questions: zombie edition0----
129Chapter 259 - Meeting Daddy and not eating him0----
130Chapter 260 - Breaking the rules0----
131Chapter 261 - Food fight?0----
132Chapter 262 - Slayer0----
133Chapter 263 - Soft and absorbent0----
134Chapter 264 - Trust your gut0----
135Chapter 265 - Dropping the act0----
136Chapter 266 - Crossing the Poopicon0----
137Chapter 267 - Wheels within Wheels0----
138Chapter 268 - No deal0----
139Chapter 269 - I did an oopsie0----
140Chapter 270 - Destinations0----
141Chapter 271 - Underground overground0----
142Chapter 272 - Bobin Hood, king of thieves0----
143Chapter 273 - The heist, part one0----
144Chapter 274 - The Sheist, part two [book 1 stubs tomorrow]0----
145Chapter 275 - The Heist part three, Potions 110----
146Chapter 276 - Sharing the spoils0----
147Chapter 277 - Size does matter0----
148Chapter 278 - The Somme: Helstat edition0----
149Chapter 279 - Bob and the Bube Stengel0----
150Chapter 280 - Bongos. Bongos in the sky.0----
151Chapter 281 - Drugs are bad.0----
152Chapter 282 - Herethical fishing0----
153Chapter 283 - Tactical thinking0----
154Chapter 284 - Run Dragon Run0----
155Chapter 285 - Mighty fists punching0----
156Chapter 286 - Sometimes, disposable is good0----
157Chapter 287 - Millipedes and Ladders0----
158Chapter 288 - Not like Narnia0----
159Chapter 289 - Never look a gift chair in the upholstery0----
160Chapter 290 - Possibly a warcrime0----
161Chapter 291 - Someone made a big mistake—----
162Chapter 292 - Vengeance is a dish best served with pastry accoutrements—----
163Chapter 293 - A very no-good day—----
164Chapter 294 - Banter +1—----
165Chapter 295 - Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal—----
166Chapter 296 - Father and son, kind of.—----
167Announcement!—----
168Chapter 75 - Return of the Bob [start of book 2]2,0186.724%54%11.3
169Chapter 76 - With great upgrades comes great pain2,1685.734%6%10.0
170Chapter 77 - Interview1,9354.247%2%8.7
171Chapter 78 - The Inquaesition1,9564.553%11%8.7
172Chapter 79 - Not really a library1,9374.166%5%6.7
173Chapter 80 - Shopping. Gross.1,9995.058%5%8.5
174Chapter 81 - They’re called pedipalps, Bob.0----
175Chapter 82 - Bloodsucking parasites0----
176Chapter 83 - Lifting, running, and getting nuked.0----
177Chapter 84 - Draconis Superior0----
178Chapter 85 - Demonic wisdom.0----
179Chapter 86 - Prima Noctis0----
180Chapter 87 - Schemes0----
181Chapter 88 - Are you not entertained?0----
182Chapter 89 - Gladiatorial debut0----
183Chapter 90 - Debts0----
184Chapter 91 - Balls0----
185Chapter 92 - Toilet humour.0----
186Chapter 93 - Villain revealed!0----
187Chapter 94 - Homeward Bound0----
188Chapter 95 - Karmically justifiable menu selections0----
189Chapter 96 - Daddy0----
190Chapter 97 - Captured0----
191Chapter 98 - It goes deeper.0----
192Chapter 99 - In the halls of the hairy king0----
193Chapter 100 - Contracts0----
194Chapter 101 - Advance0----
195Chapter 102 - Mission Accomplished0----
196Chapter 103 - Golden trickles0----
197Chapter 104 - Partheno-what-now?0----
198Chapter 105 - Marriage?0----
199Chapter 106 - Frustration0----
200Chapter 107 - It’ll be fine0----
201Chapter 108 - Breakout0----
202Chapter 109 - I’m altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.0----
203Chapter 110 - Black Modgick0----
204Chapter 111 - Production quotas increase0----
205Chapter 112 - Competition0----
206Chapter 113 - Diplomacy0----
207Chapter 114 - War were declared0----
208Chapter 115 - Viva la Bobolution0----
209Chapter 116 - Once and Future0----
210Chapter 117 - Smug0----
211Chapter 118 - Giving Blood0----
212Chapter 119 - Contemplating in-app purchases0----
213Chapter 120 - Taking off the leash0----
214Chapter 121 - Sparkles0----
215Chapter 122 - War. What is it good for? Profit.0----
216Chapter 123 - The dark arts0----
217Chapter 124 - Draconis Victorius.0----
218Chapter 125 - Acquisition0----
219Chapter 126 - High IQ Dragon0----
220Chapter 127 - Marketing0----
221New story announcement0----
222Chapter 128 - Shortcuts0----
223Chapter 129 - Hoard insecurity0----
224Chapter 130 - Cloaca status: delicate0----
225Chapter 131 - Civilised Warfare0----
226Chapter 132 - Shadow Knight0----
227Chapter 133 - Dank Dwarves0----
228Chapter 134 - No dental either0----
229Chapter 5 - Full English Breakfast0----
230Chapter 6 - B-B-Boss Battle! 0----
231Chapter 7 - Death Sneeze.0----
232Chapter 8 - Hired Help0----
233Chapter 9 - Virile enhancement0----
234Chapter 10 - Making friends0----
235Chapter 11 - Arms dealer0----
236Chapter 12 - Lawyering in a New World.0----
237Chapter 13 - Planning Permission0----
238Chapter 14 - Safe Word.0----
239Chapter 15 - Lucky Strike0----
240Chapter 16 - Rustlin’ Cattle0----
241Chapter 17 - Filthy Rich0----
242Chapter 18 - Conquest0----
243Chapter 19 - Paperwork0----
244Chapter 20 - You’re a Wizard, Bob0----
245Chapter 21 - Dragon About Town0----
246Chapter 22 - Grooming And Banking0----
247Chapter 23 - All Good Heists Are Schemed Up In A Bar0----
248Chapter 24 - Bob-in Hood0----
249Chapter 25 - Investment Banking0----
250Chapter 26 - The Teeth0----
251Chapter 27 - Best Bunny0----
252Chapter 28 - Robbed0----
253Chapter 29 - Reconnaissance 0----
254Chapter 30 - A rush of blood to the head0----
255Chapter 31 - Medical assistance0----
256Chapter 32 - Dragonballs0----
257Chapter 33 - Pastry chef acquired, maybe.0----
258Chapter 34 - God bothering0----
259Chapter 35 - Illumination0----
260Chapter 36 - A damn good thrashing0----
261Chapter 37 - Bad sewerage0----
262Chapter 38 - The art of the deal0----
263Chapter 39 - Charity case0----
264Chapter 40 - You can’t refuse 0----
265Chapter 41- More ninjas?0----
266Chapter 42 - Spice Merchants0----
267Chapter 43 - Breath through your nose.0----
268Chapter 44 - Dysentery Expeliamus!0----
269Chapter 45 - Incorporation0----
270Chapter 46 - Batbob0----
271Chapter 47 - Home sweet home0----
272Chapter 48 - Good Housekeeping0----
273Chapter 49 - Bunny-pocalypse0----
274Chapter 50 - Wizard Lizard0----
275Chapter 51 - Where everyone knows your name 0----
276Chapter 52 - Not a fish0----
277Chapter 53 - Paternal lecture0----
278Chapter 54 - Rise of the Machines0----
279Chapter 55 - Science fiction special0----
280Chapter 56 - Karmic entanglement0----
281Chapter 57 - Revelations0----
282Chapter 58 - Dietary restrictions0----
283Chapter 59 - No one expects the Draconic Inquisition0----
284Chapter 60 - Eyes of the beast0----
285Chapter 61 - Discipline 0----
286Chapter 62 - Introductions0----
287Chapter 63 - Reunion0----
288Chapter 64 - Don’t cross the streams0----
289Chapter 65 - Horde or Hoard?0----
290Chapter 66 - Teleportation! Kind of. 0----
291Chapter 67 - Proposal0----
292Chapter 68 - Consumation 0----
293Chapter 69 - The previous chapter should have been chapter 69 for obvious reasons0----
294Chapter 70 - Truce. Kinda.0----
295Chapter 71 - Inflight meals 0----
296Chapter 72 - Cacas ex alto.0----
297Chapter 73 - Punting Hunters0----
298Chapter 74 - Righteous taxation0----