
by Weavervale
Bagel, the bodega cat, had a deal with the world. He didn’t change it, and it didn’t change him. Seemed simple enough. He was content to go with the flow. Bagel was just a cat enjoying his life in the big apple, a place full of bothersome humans, but then he had to go and accidentally discover the secret of cards, attributes and levels. Then there was gourmet cat food. With baked goods and cards as his new life goals, he turns to the competitive business of trading the random junk that card bearers in the system apocalypse loot every day. Follow Bagel as he does everything to find a baker... except leave his Bodega, and second avenue because exploring the dangerous world out there is for suckers. Witness how card bearers just can't seem to stop dying around his home. And cheer for a cat who makes great new friends by simply selling them energy drinks and corner store fare. Daily chapters until mid July. Posting Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9:01 EST. "I started bodega cat expecting vibes based comedy trash. What I didn't expect was the pizza rat to be a complex mirror of the human condition. Or a talking cat." A reviewer Cover art by Skippy. Pay them money. Get good art. https://skippys-comm.straw.page/
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | 1. Bagel Abandonment Agenda (BAA) | 0 |
| 1 | 2. C2 | 0 |
| 2 | 3. Change | 0 |
| 3 | 4. Bak Lava | 0 |
| 4 | 5. GPDR | 0 |
| 5 | 6. Menty B |
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| 6 | 7. Trade Secrets | 0 |
| 7 | 8. Dungeon Dive, but up | 0 |
| 8 | 9. A Handsome Boy | 0 |
| 9 | 10. Gentrifier Crab | 0 |
| 10 | 11. Maine Coon | 0 |
| 11 | 12. Comic shop | 0 |
| 12 | 13. Rule of Twenty | 0 |
| 13 | 14. Can we buy it? | 0 |
| 14 | 15. Domain | 0 |
| 15 | 16. Should we buy this? | 0 |
| 16 | 17. We could... | 0 |
| 17 | 18. Partho | 0 |
| 18 | 19. Let them go in first | 0 |
| 19 | 20. Cleanup | 0 |
| 20 | 21. System Message | 0 |
| 21 | 22. Police Presence | 0 |
| 22 | 23. incredible Cosmic Powers | 0 |
| 23 | 24. Day job in the apocalypse | 0 |
| 24 | 25. Squabble Up | 0 |
| 25 | 26. Mandatory Fun Dungeon Run | 0 |
| 26 | 27. Hope isn't a dungeon plan | 0 |
| 27 | 28. Approximate Knowledge of Lasagna | 0 |
| 28 | 29. Dominance | 0 |
| 29 | 30. Maine Coon | 0 |
| 30 | 31. Show me your deck | 0 |
| 31 | 32. Deck Measuring Contest | 0 |
| 32 | 33. God sends his worst tasks... | 0 |
| 33 | 34. Deck Pics | 0 |
| 34 | 35. Nice Deck | 0 |
| 35 | 36. Adventurous Guild | 0 |
| 36 | 37. Building Department | 0 |
| 37 | 38. Ash | 0 |
| 38 | 39. Guild | 0 |
| 39 | 40. Quests? | 0 |
| 40 | 41. Gaps | 0 |
| 41 | 42. Family Dinner | 0 |
| 42 | 43. Jelly Side Layer | 0 |
| 43 | 44. Upper Cut | 0 |
| 44 | 45. Who? | 0 |
| 45 | 46. Cuts | 0 |
| 46 | 47. Parties | 0 |
| 47 | 48. Birthdays? | 0 |
| 48 | 49. Ball of Yarn | 0 |
| 49 | 50. Hits | 0 |
| 50 | 51. Things Come together? | 0 |
| 51 | 52. Drones and Scones | 0 |
| 52 | 53. Hats | 0 |
| 53 | 54. Rooftop Dungeon | 0 |
| 54 | 55. Ace | 0 |
| 55 | 56. Mascots? | 0 |
| 56 | 57. Drones? | 0 |
| 57 | 58. Radio Etiquette | 0 |
| 58 | 59. Podcasts | 0 |
| 59 | 60. Jellyside | 0 |
| 60 | 61. Form F | 0 |
| 61 | 62. Anna | 0 |
| 62 | 63. Nostalgia | 0 |
| 63 | 64. Building Inspector | 0 |
| 64 | 65. Fallout | 0 |
| 65 | 66. Clown | 0 |
| 66 | 67. Clean Sweep | 0 |
| 67 | 68. Market | 0 |
| 68 | 69. Career Change | 0 |
| 69 | 70. Elevators, Meh | 0 |
| 70 | 71. Tabby | 0 |
| 71 | 72. Espresso Chaser | 0 |
| 72 | 73. End Volume 2 | 0 |
| 73 | 74. Volume 3: The Battle for Staten Island | 0 |
| 74 | 75. Uh... boss? | 0 |
| 75 | 76. Blood? | 0 |
| 76 | 77. Zipline? | 0 |
| 77 | 78. Thoughts on a future with humans | 0 |
| 78 | 79. Lamentations but not for me | 0 |
| 79 | 80. Why would the humans do that? | 0 |
| 80 | 81. He is underneath me | 0 |
| 81 | 82. Flanks, Ganks | 0 |
| 82 | 83. Shore to please | 0 |
| 83 | 84. Return Ferry | 0 |
| 84 | 85. Real estate, am I right? | 0 |
| 85 | 86. You want me to do what? | 0 |
| 86 | 87. RTO | 0 |
| 87 | 88. Platform | 0 |
| 88 | 89. Erminas | 0 |
| 89 | 90. A Good Win | 0 |
| 90 | 91. Hmmm | 0 |
| 91 | 92. A city bus? | 0 |
| 92 | 93. Get on the bus | 0 |
| 93 | 94. Safe Zone | 0 |
| 94 | 95. The Engineer | 0 |
| 95 | 96. Plank, as in walk it | 0 |
| 96 | 97. Good. I want my mind to be blown. | 0 |
| 97 | 98. Todd? | 0 |
| 98 | 99. How high? | 0 |
| 99 | 100. Safety. | 0 |
| 100 | 101. Admin Assistant in the apocalypse | 0 |
| 101 | 102. United | 0 |
| 102 | 103. Evolution? Noooo | 0 |
| 103 | 104. We need to talk | 0 |
| 104 | 105. Did you get me something? | 0 |
| 105 | 106. Can we stop? | 0 |
| 106 | 107. You came at a bad time | 0 |
| 107 | 108. | 0 |
| 108 | 109 | 0 |
| 109 | 110. End of Volume 3 | 0 |
| 110 | 111. Book 4! | 0 |
| 111 | 112. | 0 |
| 112 | 113. | 0 |
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| 133 | 134 | 0 |
| 134 | 135 - The End of Book 4 | 0 |