by Thomas Joseph
Beeg just wanted a job. Instead, he got hired at a cursed, goblin-run magic store—complete with a terrifying manager, a coworker named Stupid, and shelves that sometimes bite back. He’s overwhelmed, underqualified, and possibly doomed. But what starts as cursed retail slowly becomes something else:a journey through magic, mystery… and what it means to matter. Expect comedy, slice of life, and the occasional surprise dose of emotional depth. Book 1 is fully written and complete. Book 2 is underway. New chapters every Tuesday and Saturday at 8:00 AM EST. This is my first comedy.Also my first time writing in first-person. All I can say?Thanks for joining the chaos.
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| 1 | Chapter 1 - Hired | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 - Faceoff with a spider | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3 - Minion Training with Stupid | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4 - Soul Pickles and Taxes | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5 - Mageek Store | 0 |
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| Chapter 6 - The First Customer |
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| 7 | Chapter 7 – Potion Explosion | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8 – Night Shift | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9 - Quality Adjustment | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10 - Lunch Break with It | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11 - Inventory Day | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12 - In all seriousness | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13 - Workman’s Comp | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14 - The Manager’s Test | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15 - Thoughts | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16 - Asset Procurement | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17 - Inspection | 0 |
| 18 | A Note from the Author | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 18 - Signed, Sealed, Enchanted | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 19: Introductory Curse Containment | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 20 - Stupid’s Story | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 21 - Void Warranty: Definitely Not Illegal (Probably) | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 22 - The Guildmaster (Of the Union for the Guild of Guildmasters) | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 23 - Evernod | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 24 – Sick Day | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 25 - Beeg’s First Delivery | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 26 – The Human Sector | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 27 - Uptown | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 28 - Stupid | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 29 - The Entrance | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 30 - The Client | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 31 - The Way Back | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 32 - Comfortable Chaos | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 33 - Discovery | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 34 - Talks | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 35 - New Days | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 36 - Delivery with Stupid | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 37 - Compliments | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 38 - Run | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 39 - In Shadows | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 40 - Magic | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 41 - Stables | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 42 - Rock, Paper, Scissors | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 43 - Customer | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 44 - Friend Fries and Chaos | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 45 - Cursed Chaos | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 46 - Not a Rune | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 47 - A Day Off | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 48 - Unexpected Happenings | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 49 - To the Library | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 50 - Forbidden Stars | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 51 - Deja Vu | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 52 - The Return | 0 |
| 54 | Author’s Note and Confession | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 53 - Free Labor | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 54 - A Year | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 55 - I am Beeg | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 56 - Still, I Clean | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 57 - I am not Alone | 0 |
| 60 | Store Closed (But Beeg’s Still Cleaning!) | 0 |
| 61 | B2: Chapter 1 - Welcome Home | 0 |
| 62 | B2: Chapter 2 - Encyclopedic Compendium of Forbidden Workings: Volume C - Cleaning | 0 |
| 63 | B2: Chapter 3 - Powder-Blue | 0 |
| 64 | B2: Chapter 4 - Beeg, It Eez for Mee? | 0 |
| 65 | B2: Chapter 5 - Itzemus | 0 |
| 66 | B2: Chapter 6 - Vaarg | 0 |
| 67 | B2: Chapter 7 - Stupid’s Thoughts | 0 |
| 68 | B2: Chapter 8 - Preparation | 0 |
| 69 | B2: Chapter 9 - A Party (of sorts) | 0 |
| 70 | B2: Chapter 10 - Happy Birth Day | 0 |
| 71 | B2: Chapter 11 - A Time with Stupid | 0 |
| 72 | B2: Chapter 12 - Small Moments | 0 |
| 73 | B2: Chapter 13 - Elara | 0 |
| 74 | B2: Chapter 14 - Who is Beeg? | 0 |
| 75 | B2: Chapter 15 - Small Steps | 0 |
| 76 | B2: Chapter 16 - Realizations | 0 |
| 77 | B2: Chapter 17 - Back to Work | 0 |
| 78 | B2: Chapter 18 — Meeting | 0 |
| 79 | B2: Chapter 19 - Support | 0 |
| 80 | B2: Chapter 20 - Bang | 0 |
| 81 | B2: Chapter 21 — Bargains | 0 |
| 82 | B2: Chapter 22 — Help | 0 |
| 83 | B2: Chapter 23 - Magic Pants | 0 |
| 84 | B2: Chapter 24 - Magic | 0 |
| 85 | B2: Chapter 25 — Eez Beeg Ok? | 0 |
| 86 | B2: Chapter 26 — Change | 0 |
| 87 | B2: Chapter 27 — Ice Cream | 0 |
| 88 | B2: Chapter 28 — Co-workers | 0 |
| 89 | B2: Chapter 29 — What is in a Name? | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 30 — Negotiation | 0 |
| 91 | B2: Chapter 31 — A Walk in the Moonlight | 0 |
| 92 | B2: Chapter 32 — Revelations | 0 |
| 93 | B2: Chapter 33 — Appearances | 0 |
| 94 | B2: Chapter 34 — Pants | 0 |
| 95 | B2: Chapter 35 — Return | 0 |
| 96 | B2: Chapter 36 — Do I Not Belong? | 0 |
| 97 | B2: Chapter 37 — New Light | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 38 — Lunch | 0 |
| 99 | Book 2 Chapter 39 — Spring Lounge | 0 |
| 100 | B2: Chapter 40 — Responsibilities | 0 |
| 101 | B2: Chapter 41 — An Unexpected Visitor | 0 |
| 102 | B2: Chapter 42 — To Matter | 0 |
| 103 | B2: Chapter 43 — Stakes | 0 |
| 104 | B2: Chapter 44 — Small Steps | 0 |
| 105 | B2: Chapter 45 — To The Library Once More | 0 |
| 106 | B2: Chapter 46 — Discovery | 0 |
| 107 | B2: Chapter 47 — Vaarg… Are You? | 0 |
| 108 | B2: Chapter 48 — Finding Beeg | 0 |
| 109 | B2: Chapter 49 — Expanding Horizons | 0 |
| 110 | B2: Chapter 50 — I’m a Friend of Beeg’s | 0 |
| 111 | B2: Chapter 51 — Mrs. Glubz | 0 |
| 112 | B2: Chapter 52 — We Looks for Friend Fries | 0 |
| 113 | B2: Chapter 53 — One Last Dance | 0 |
| 114 | B2: Chapter 54 — The Council | 0 |
| 115 | B2: Chapter 55 — Battle Plans, Bed Plans | 0 |
| 116 | B2: Chapter 56 — The Time has Come | 0 |
| 117 | B2: Chapter 57 — Attack | 0 |
| 118 | B2: Chapter 58 — The Luxury of Time | 0 |
| 119 | B2: Chapter 59 — Boss eez Back | — |
| 120 | B2: Chapter 60 — The End | — |
| 121 | A Final Note from the Author | — |
