by Sloth13
🩸 STACY’S MOM GOT FANGS GOING ON 🦇 Supernatural high school was already complicated before Todd Hawkins became a paperwork problem. Welcome to Blood River High, where vampires have feeding waivers, werewolves have dress-code exemptions, ghosts have union protection, and the school nurse would really like everyone to stop turning routine blood tests into supernatural incidents. Todd Hawkins is seventeen, chronically underprepared, and supposedly some variety of half-blood. The problem is that nobody can agree on which half. When Todd’s routine compatibility paperwork comes back PENDING REVIEW, his senior year begins unraveling fast. His blood reacts wrong. Old supernatural systems seem unusually interested in him. His best friend Jessie can smell that something has changed. Rachel starts treating his medical records like evidence. Zara understands enough occult magic to know they should all be worried. And then there’s Stacy Evernight—smart, composed, vampire, and one of Todd’s oldest unresolved romantic disasters. Unfortunately, Stacy also has a mother. Veronica Evernight is glamorous, terrifyingly competent, very definitely a vampire, and capable of reducing Todd’s higher brain functions to a decorative feature simply by entering the room. Todd would prefer this not become relevant. The universe disagrees. Soon Blood River High is dealing with magical attraction gone wrong, supernatural compatibility problems, accidental bindings, prom-night chaos, impossible relationship decisions, were-chihuahua complications, and an old magical influence that is making it increasingly difficult to tell where ordinary teenage feelings end and supernatural manipulation begins. To survive graduation, Todd and his friends will have to figure out what is happening, what Todd actually is, and whether wanting something still counts when magic is pushing from the other side. Todd wanted a normal senior year. Blood River does not offer that program. Come for the vampires. Stay for the supernatural bureaucracy, terrible decisions, found-family chaos, and one increasingly suspicious teenager who refuses to fit neatly into anyone’s box. Series Publication / Relaunch Note SERIES STATUS / RELAUNCH NOTICE The complete first arc of Todd & the Hex Files is finished—all six main books plus both bonus stories are already written and will be released on a regular schedule. Returning readers: Books 1 and 2 have been extensively revised and expanded into their new definitive editions, with stronger mysteries, improved pacing, cleaner continuity, expanded character work, and a smoother foundation for the books that follow—while preserving the humor, characters, and supernatural chaos of the original versions. The previous Books 1 and 2 are being replaced as the new editions are released. No waiting years for the ending. The Hex Files are already written.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | STACY’S MOM GOT FANGS GOING ON BOOK ONE CHAPTER 1 — BLOOD RIVER HIGH AND OTHER TERRIBLE DECISIONS | — |
| 2 | CHAPTER 2 — WHY IS MY BLOOD DOING THAT? | — |
| 3 | CHAPTER 3 — STACY’S MOM BIT ME (EMOTIONALLY) | — |
| 4 | CHAPTER 4 — HOWL IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN’T | — |
| 5 | CHAPTER 5 — THE BINDING WHISPER | — |
| 6 | CHAPTER 6 — EVERYBODY SUDDENLY HAS FEELINGS | — |
| 7 | CHAPTER 7 — THE ARCHIVE SAYS THIS IS MY FAULT | — |
| 8 | CHAPTER 8 — BLOOD DRIVE GONE WRONG | — |
| 9 | CHAPTER 9 — STACY DUMPS ME. I THINK? | — |
| 10 | CHAPTER 10 — EXES, HEXES, AND THE BLOOD MOON | — |
| 11 | CHAPTER 11 — PROMPOSAL WITH GARLIC? | — |
| 12 | CHAPTER 12 — ACCIDENTAL ENGAGEMENTS ARE LEGALLY BINDING | — |
| 13 | CHAPTER 13 — TODD LEARNS THE TRUTH (IT’S HOT) | — |
| 14 | CHAPTER 14 — PROPHECY HAS TERRIBLE TIMING | — |
| 15 | CHAPTER 15 — PROM PART DEUX: CONSENT REQUIRED | — |
| 16 | CHAPTER 16 — SO WHO ACTUALLY LIKES WHO? | — |
| 17 | CHAPTER 17 — EVERYBODY FIGHTS. EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD DOING IT. | — |
| 18 | CHAPTER 18 — GRADUATION OR TRANSFORMATION? | — |
| 19 | CHAPTER 19 — CLASS OF BITE ME | — |
| 20 | BOOK TWO Todd & the Hex Files: Camp Dreadmoor Is Not OSHA Compliant CHAPTER 1 — WELCOME TO CAMP DREA | — |
| 21 | CHAPTER 2 — WELCOME BASKET FROM HELL | — |
| 22 | CHAPTER 3 — THERE’S A HEADLESS COUNSELOR IN THE WOODS | — |
| 23 | CHAPTER 4 — THE CABIN WITH NO NUMBER | — |
| 24 | CHAPTER 5 — THEY’RE NOT COUNSELORS. THEY’RE PLACEHOLDERS | — |
| 25 | CHAPTER 6 — STACY CALLS FROM ROMANIA. NATURALLY. | — |
| 26 | CHAPTER 7 — DOUG SAYS THE TREES ARE SCREAMING | — |
| 27 | CHAPTER 8 — MEMORY SAP IS A TERRIBLE BEVERAGE | — |
| 28 | CHAPTER 9 — THE ROOT THAT MAKES OFFERS | — |
| 29 | CHAPTER 10 — WHO HEXED THE CANOE? | — |
| 30 | CHAPTER 11 — IT’S ALWAYS THE LICH IN THE POLO SHIRT | — |
| 31 | CHAPTER 12 — SPONGE KEVIN HAS AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS | — |
| 32 | CHAPTER 13 — THE BELL TOWER THAT SHOULDN’T EXIST | — |
| 33 | CHAPTER 14 — THE CLIPBOARD BITES BACK | — |
| 34 | CHAPTER 15 — CHIP EXPLODES. CHEERFULLY. | — |
| 35 | CHAPTER 16 — THE TALENT SHOW IS HAUNTED (OBVIOUSLY) | — |
| 36 | CHAPTER 17 — IT’S NOT POSSESSION IF YOU SAY PLEASE | — |
| 37 | CHAPTER 18 — CAMP ECHO. ABANDONED, EXCEPT NOT. | — |
| 38 | CHAPTER 19 — THE FINAL CAMPFIRE | — |
| 39 | CHAPTER 20 — FULL MOON OVER BLOOD RIVER | — |
| 40 | A STACY EVERNIGHT SIDE STORY MY FAMILY HAS A CASTLE. THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS. | — |
| 41 | CHAPTER 2 — BLOOD DINNER HAS A SEATING CHART | — |
| 42 | CHAPTER 3 — EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS AND STILL LATE | — |
| 43 | CHAPTER 4 — SOMEBODY ERASED A GUEST ON PURPOSE | — |
| 44 | CHAPTER 5 — I AM NOT MY MOTHER. SHE WILL BE INSUFFERABLE ABOUT THIS. | — |
| 45 | BOOK THREE Todd & the Hex Files: This Train Does Not Stop for the Living CHAPTER 1 | — |
| 46 | CHAPTER 2 — THE LAST NORMAL TRAIN LEAVES AT NINE | — |
| 47 | CHAPTER 3 — THIS TRAIN DOES NOT STOP FOR THE LIVING | — |
| 48 | CHAPTER 4 — YOUR LUGGAGE ARRIVED WITHOUT YOU | — |
| 49 | CHAPTER 5 — THE CONDUCTOR KNOWS TOO MUCH | — |
| 50 | CHAPTER 6 — QUIET CAR, LOUD GHOSTS | — |
| 51 | CHAPTER 7 — APPARENTLY THE TRAIN ISN’T RACIST | — |
| 52 | CHAPTER 8 — STACY CAME BACK WITH A ROMANIAN | — |
| 53 | CHAPTER 9 — THE TIMETABLE HAS A HOLE IN IT | — |
| 54 | CHAPTER 10 — THE CONDUCTOR IS NOT MURDERING US. PROBABLY. | — |
| 55 | CHAPTER 11 — DESTINATION IS NOT CONSENT | — |
| 56 | CHAPTER 12 — PASSAGE WITHOUT CLAIM | — |
| 57 | CHAPTER 13 — MY FATHER HAD A COMMUTE | — |
| 58 | CHAPTER 14 — WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT THE BEGINNING | — |
| 59 | CHAPTER 15 — CLARA’S MAP IS TOO NEW | — |
| 60 | CHAPTER 16 — SHE OPENED IT FOR OWEN | — |
| 61 | CHAPTER 17 — YOU CANNOT RESCUE TWELVE YEARS AGO | — |
| 62 | CHAPTER 18 — THE PLAN HAS TOO MANY PEOPLE IN IT | — |
| 63 | CHAPTER 19 — ALL ABOARD THE BAD IDEA | — |
| 64 | CHAPTER 20 — THE PLATFORM THAT WAS REMOVED | — |
| 65 | CHAPTER 21 — WHERE WE CHOOSE TO STAY | — |
| 66 | CHAPTER 22 — SOMEONE IS MAPPING THE OLD ROADS | — |
| 67 | BOOK FOUR Todd & the Hex Files: THE CROSSROADS FAIR CHAPTER 1 | — |
| 68 | CHAPTER 2 — WELCOME TO THE CROSSROADS FAIR. PLEASE STATE YOUR SPECIES. | — |
| 69 | CHAPTER 3 — JESSIE IS NOT LIVESTOCK | — |
| 70 | CHAPTER 4 — THE FAIR WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO OWNS ME | — |
| 71 | CHAPTER 5 — PLEASE DO NOT BECOME MERCHANDISE | — |
| 72 | CHAPTER 6 — MERIDIAN HAS A CLIPBOARD AND OPINIONS | — |
| 73 | CHAPTER 7 — THE EXIT GATE SAYS NO | — |
| 74 | CHAPTER 8 — ELEVEN MINUTES NOBODY LOGGED | — |
| 75 | CHAPTER 9 — THE TEST HAPPENED BEFORE TODD | — |
| 76 | CHAPTER 10 — TAMSIN WOULD LIKE TO REVISE HER STATEMENT | — |
| 77 | CHAPTER 11 — CONFESSION IS NOT A SHUTOFF SWITCH | — |
