
by SK_Payde
Kally is cursed. Her toe is alive, bleeding, and deeply opinionated. Most people have coping strategies for existential horror, she has a running bar tab. When a mysterious cloaked man claims he can fix her curse, Kally finds herself pulled into a journey of chaotic magic and fractured memories where nothing stays stable for long. Accompanied by unlikely companions and far too many unresolved feelings and invasive visions, Kally crosses her dying world in search of answers she is not even sure she wants. The Toe’s Lament is a surreal, darkly comic tale of body horror, memory, and figuring out the importance of identity across lifetimes. Today though, she was in a different mood. A mood that troubled the others. Those around were eyeballing her suspiciously. They had seen her like this before. That one time. The time her toe, you know, did that thing. Contains:• Surreal body horror (magic-driven, not fetish content) • Themes of alcoholism, depression, and suicidal ideation • Existential and emotional horror wrapped in absurdist comedy Expect: • Dark humour with emotional undercurrents • Slow-burning character relationships • Increasingly melancholic ensemble progression• A toe that absolutely refuses to be normal about anything Follow along if you enjoy surrealism, sad laughter, and mildly threatening toes. Vol 2 fully written up to chapter 97 and currently posting. Vol 3 is now being written! If you are seeing this on any other site than Royal Road, you are reading a pirated copy.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1. The night in which an unconventional bar singer performs | 0 |
| 2 | 3. The school day in which the magic was let in and the pickle jar gains a use | 0 |
| 3 | 4. The night in which the pursuit of oblivion is interrupted by a visitor | 0 |
| 4 | 5. The morning after the pursuit of oblivion in which that fateful day is remembered | 0 |
| 5 | 6. The meeting by the river in which a thoughtful mood turns to curiosity | 0 |
| 6 | 7. The sky in which Kally sees a shadow and the sad doctor does not live up to his reputation | 0 |
| 7 | 0. The haze in which Crumbledgard is lost | 0 |
| 8 | 8. The night at the bar in which a party may or may not form | 0 |
| 9 | 9. The first day in which Kally meats with magic and endures a cursed night | 0 |
| 10 | 10. The day in which seething tempers are quickly tempered by fear | 0 |
| 11 | 11. The fight in which Kally finds out the difference between a tree sprite and a tree spirit | 0 |
| 12 | 12. The day in which the cloaked man finally receives a name | 0 |
| 13 | 13. The day in which Kally realises the dangers of Darkurr Moor | 0 |
| 14 | 14. The abode in which atmospheres are made and broken by a creature encroaching | 0 |
| 15 | 15. The tale in which the tot of the under is eclipsed by the what-the-smog of the under? | 0 |
| 16 | 16. The empty pyramid in which Kally gains a static shock and smells a familiar scent | 0 |
| 17 | 17. The choice in which they decide whether to let sleeping baems lie | 0 |
| 18 | 18. The end of the beginning in which they traverse the town of Traemiridian | 0 |
| 19 | 19. The soak in which emotions run high and pain runs low | 0 |
| 20 | 20. The circle in which separation anxiety may be a real problem | 0 |
| 21 | 21. The forest in which darkness looms and the curse is mentioned | 0 |
| 22 | 22. The night in which blossom-hams and resentment blossoms | 0 |
| 23 | 23. The ascent in which warmth is kindled and shivers linger | 0 |
| 24 | 24. The day in which they wait for a fight in the night | 0 |
| 25 | 25. The fight in the night in which the purple invades and cheeks are glazed | 0 |
| 26 | 26. The battle in which morals instigate a reunion of sorts | 0 |
| 27 | 27. The vision in which a pink mist infiltrates a giant | 0 |
| 28 | 28. The preparations in which a growth spurt leads to a giant in the mountains | 0 |
| 29 | 29. The feasts in which knowledge is served and magic takes the stage | 0 |
| 30 | 30. The dream in which the prophecy is broken off by a pawdle heist | 0 |
| 31 | 31. The confrontation in which purple sparks fly across a lake and the static betw... | 0 |
| 32 | 32. The conversation in which a jovial mood ends with a hover | 0 |
| 33 | 33. The vision in which a dancing duo between axe and marionette performs | 0 |
| 34 | 34. The field in which Kally becomes the reluctant centre of attention | 0 |
| 35 | 35. The extravaganza in which Kally eats Kai's dust and cannot believe her eyes | 0 |
| 36 | 36. The night in which the secret dreams are discovered and a truth is told | 0 |
| 37 | 37. The cavern in which fur flies and a pool reflecting stalactites lies | 0 |
| 38 | 38. The chamber in which Kally wishes she did not discover why the Cavern of the Bandaged was given | 0 |
| 39 | 39. The walk in which secrets are spilled and Kally sleeps through… again | 0 |
| 40 | 40. The camp in which both feelings and flames are stoked | 0 |
| 41 | 41. The stumble by a lake in which a face reddens and a purple smudge appears | 0 |
| 42 | 42. The dream in which a lingering taste of soup overpowers a putrid butterfly stank | 0 |
| 43 | 43. The loneliness in which a flame burns and a cursed terror is unleashed | 0 |
| 44 | 44. The climb in which a nest is disturbed and a tumble into an arena is inevitable | 0 |
| 45 | 45. The room in which friends reunite and the Almanac is opened once more | 0 |
| 46 | 46. The examination in which a new ingredient is mentioned much to the sisters’ dismay | 0 |
| 47 | 47. [Book 1 end] The ceremony in which a fire burns and a white soul light appears | 0 |
| 48 | Vol2: 48. The impact in which a loneliness takes hold and the price of separation becomes known | 0 |
| 49 | Vol2: 49. The bar in which sorrows are drowned and a flash of blue is discovered | 0 |
| 50 | 50. The hangover in by which a memory resurfaces and visitors keep arriving | 0 |
| 51 | 51. The consultation in which questions are asked but answers are unknowns. | 0 |
| 52 | 52. The training excursion in which a cave is discovered and droppings are dodged | 0 |
| 53 | 53. The reunion in which involuntary tears and deliberate daggers fall | 0 |
| 54 | 54. The argument in which the purple nearly takes control | 0 |
| 55 | 55. The training session in which sparks and dribbles fly and stutter | 0 |
| 56 | 56. The fight in which Kally discovers whether a Gomi’s roar is worse than its bite | 0 |
| 57 | 57. The consultation in which Kally discovers her task and Kai is pulled towards her | 0 |
| 58 | 2. The stumble round Crumbledgard in which a puppet show precedes a rapture | 0 |
| 59 | 58. The void in which emotions stutter and a heart soul flutters | 0 |
| 60 | 59. The courtyard in which Kally realises repetition is not always key | 0 |
| 61 | 60. The crossing in which the pied-piper of baem is chosen and the moormen reveal themselves | 0 |
| 62 | 61. The moor in which not even a ghoul could stop his drool | 0 |
| 63 | 62. The fight in which a silver soul light pulses in a wolf | 0 |
| 64 | 63. The vision in which a recluse decides to leave the house | 0 |
| 65 | 64. The continuation in which chairs are rated and the Emperor is spoken at | 0 |
| 66 | 65. The room in which a heart soul is restored | 0 |
| 67 | 66. The reunion in which heart meets duty and an urn falls from the sky | 0 |
| 68 | 67. The chats in which truths are spoken and hidden | 0 |
| 69 | 68. The night in which the willow curse awakens | 0 |
| 70 | 69. The wanderings in which a ruin is discovered | 0 |
| 71 | 70. The room in which an orange is peeled with a spoon | 0 |
| 72 | 71. The courtyard in which a feast is underway and a speech may or may not be spoken | 0 |
| 73 | 72. The speech in which that of which they do not speak is spoken and a startled elder resembles a c | 0 |
| 74 | 73. The vision in which scrumping blossoms is a real talking point… no really… | 0 |
| 75 | 74. The campfire in which a masked knight attempts to hold in his anger | 0 |
| 76 | 75. The secluded trees in which the impenetrable mask slips just a little | 0 |
| 77 | 76. The incident in which an excited beefcake proves that brawn and brains can coincide | 0 |
| 78 | 77. The bar in which a koyangi is stroked and a confession is made | 0 |