by CervineComedy
if you see I Hate Dungeon School on any platforms other than Royal Road or Amazon, it is not authorized. Starting in June 2026: New Chapters Release on Wednesdays (Turns out no I cannot handle multiple chapters a week) Disowned by her family, exiled elven noblewoman Alta Marchesi is forced to do the unthinkable: become a contributing member of society. Desperate and broke, she enrolls in Dungeon School, an infamous academy committed to training future adventurers in the dangerous, yet lucrative world of dungeoneering. Alta is on a mission to not only master the skills necessary to survive, but to claw her way back to a life of luxury one gold coin at a time. Together, with the support of fellow quirky outcasts, Alta vows to make it through Dungeon School alive and far, far richer. But not all is as it seems. Ancient secrets run deep within the dungeons. As Alta delves deeper, her list of rivals grows, including old enemies from her past, resurfacing dark truths about the family that cast her out. Can Alta survive school, a part-time job, while battling rivals, *and* still have time to smooch lips with her new girlfriend? Probably, but she’s going to grumble about it the whole time. What To Expect: Slice of Life punctuated by Action Dungeon Crawling Adult Female Protagonist Girl’s Love No Harem (Our gal is smitten with her girlfriend and no one else) Shenanigans No LitRPG elements A Very Good Kobold named Smitty [Winner in the Royal Road 2025 April Writathon challenge] [Winner in the Royal Road 2026 April Writeathon challenge] Volume 1: Complete Volume 2: Complete Volume 3: Complete Volume 4: Currently Writing Content warnings are in place just in case content pops up later that falls under these. I will try to keep scenes of violence or sexual content vague, but better safe than sorry! Please also note: This is my first novel, and I'm trying my best. I appreciate all comments and edit suggestions, as I really do want to improve. Want to read chapters in advance? Consider joining my Patreon to read chapters as I finish them! CervineComedy's Patreon Don't worry, this work will never be stubbed. Just wanna leave a tip? https://ko-fi.com/cervinecomedy
