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I Hate Dungeon School! (Vol 1 -3 Complete)

I Hate Dungeon School! (Vol 1 -3 Complete)

by CervineComedy

ActionAdventureComedyDungeon CrawlerFantasy
Shadow rank ~#738 in Comedy↓6

if you see I Hate Dungeon School on any platforms other than Royal Road or Amazon, it is not authorized. Starting in June 2026: New Chapters Release on Wednesdays (Turns out no I cannot handle multiple chapters a week) my writing computer has died if you’d like to help me get a new one so I can get to work writing more here’s a link to where I’m raising money: https://ko-fi.com/cervinecomedy Disowned by her family, exiled elven noblewoman Alta Marchesi is forced to do the unthinkable: become a contributing member of society. Desperate and broke, she enrolls in Dungeon School, an infamous academy committed to training future adventurers in the dangerous, yet lucrative world of dungeoneering. Alta is on a mission to not only master the skills necessary to survive, but to claw her way back to a life of luxury one gold coin at a time. Together, with the support of fellow quirky outcasts, Alta vows to make it through Dungeon School alive and far, far richer. But not all is as it seems. Ancient secrets run deep within the dungeons. As Alta delves deeper, her list of rivals grows, including old enemies from her past, resurfacing dark truths about the family that cast her out. Can Alta survive school, a part-time job, while battling rivals, *and* still have time to smooch lips with her new girlfriend? Probably, but she’s going to grumble about it the whole time. What To Expect: Slice of Life punctuated by Action Dungeon Crawling Adult Female Protagonist Girl’s Love No Harem (For the main character anyway. Our gal is smitten with her girlfriend and no one else) Shenanigans No LitRPG elements A Very Good Kobold named Smitty [Winner in the Royal Road 2025 April Writathon challenge] [Winner in the Royal Road 2026 April Writeathon challenge] Volume 1: Complete Volume 2: Complete Volume 3: Complete Volume 4: Currently Writing Content warnings are in place just in case content pops up later that falls under these. I will try to keep scenes of violence or sexual content vague, but better safe than sorry! Please also note: This is my first novel, and I'm trying my best. I appreciate all comments and edit suggestions, as I really do want to improve. Want to read chapters in advance? Consider joining my Patreon to read chapters as I finish them! CervineComedy's Patreon Don't worry, this work will never be stubbed. Reddit Rank Verification

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1Chp 1 - Dungeoneering 1010----
2Chp2 - Fear in the Dark0----
3Chp3 - Deeper Still We Go!0----
4Chp4 - A Triumphant-ish Return!0----
5Chp5 - Bar Crawl Classics0----
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7Chp7 - Mazes and More0----
8Chp8 - We got Spirits, Yes We Do!0----
9Chp9 - Dungeon Post Mortem0----
10Chp10 - Bedhead and the Undead0----
11Chp11 - Sword and Bored0----
12Chp12- Maid to Order0----
13Chp13 - A Gaol Time0----
14Chp14 - Gears Keep Turning0----
15Chp 15 - A Fool's Challenge0----
16Chp16 - The Fix is Out0----
17Chapter 17 - A Mind Burdened0----
18Chapter 18 - Dungeon and on and on0----
19Chapter 19 - A Puzzling Quandry0----
20Chapter 20 - Stuck between a rock and another slightly harder rock0----
21Chapter 21 - The Core Issue0----
22Chapter 22 - Waiting is the hardest part0----
23Chapter 23 - Magical Gadgets Aplenty0----
24Chapter 24 - Duel for the Fire0----
25Chapter 25 - A Clash of Souls and Swords0----
26Chapter 26 - Rest0----
27Chapter 27 - Cold Fussing0----
28Chapter 28 - Maps, Trains, and Minotaurs0----
29Chapter 29 - Martial Hearts Training0----
30Chapter 30 - Maid of Sterner Stuff0----
31Chapter 31 - Basement Dwellers Anonymous0----
32Chapter 32 - A Different Flavor of Basement0----
33Chapter 33 - A Day Full of Science0----
34Chapter 34 - Anomaly Central0----
35Chapter 35 - Dungeon Bound0----
36Update About Schedule0----
37Chapter 36 - Love and Severance0----
38Chapter 37 - Field Trip Planning0----
39Chapter 38 - Excuses and Lies0----
40Chapter 39 - Expeditious Elites0----
41Chapter 40 - He Built This City On Rock and Stone0----
42Chapter 41 - The Elf Who Loathed Me0----
43Chapter 42 - Should We Pack Towels?0----
44Chapter 43 - A Fashion Show For One0----
45Chapter 44 - Sandwiches in the Afterglow0----
46Chapter 45 - Conversations over Soup0----
47Chapter 46 - Fluffy Birds for the Journey0----
48Chapter 47 - Waystation One0----
49An announcement for October and November0----
50Chapter 48 - Border Crossing New Horizons0----
51Chapter 49 - Onwards and Upwards0----
52Chapter 50 - Shades of Winter0----
53Chapter 51 - Snow Deep in the Undead0----
54Chapter 52 - Going Up to Hound Town0----
55Chapter 53 - Auntie's Secrets0----
56Bonus Art #1 (reupload)0----
57Chapter 54 - The Mountain Awaits0----
58Chapter 55 - Confessions in the Dark0----
59Chapter 56 - Caul of Darkness0----
60Chapter 57 - Ninety-Nine Problems and a Lich is One0----
61An announcement of schedule change.0----
62Chapter 58 - A Return to Form0----
63Chapter 59 - Meeting The Core0----
64Write A Thon Story!0----
65Chapter 60 - Bathing in Moonlight0----
66Chapter 61 - Morning Waits For No One0----
67A Little Self Promotion Time!0----
68Chapter 62 - Spell Poetry In Motions0----
69Chapter 63 - Oh No They Caught Me Riding Dirty0----
70Chapter 64 - Sister Act Of War0----
71Chapter 65 - Wedding Hells0----
72Chapter 66 - Reception Deception0----
73Bonus Short #1 - A Quiet Solstice0----
74Chapter 67 - Ballroom Blitzkrieg0----
75Chapter 68 - Afterparty0----
76Volume 3 Preview!0----
77Chapter 69 - A Not So Nice Morning0----
78Chapter 70 - Coffee and Conspiracies0----
79Chapter 71 - Noodle Carts at Night0----
80Chapter 72 - Late Night Garden Party0----
81Chapter 73 - A Hostel Environment0----
82Chapter 74 - A Knight to Remember0----
83Chapter 75 - This Meeting Could've been a Scroll0----
84Chapter 76 - Crystal Clear Communication0----
85Chapter 77 - A Party Foul Mood0----
86Chapter 78 - Breaking the Bad News0----
87One Year of I Hate Dungeon School!0----
88Chapter 79 - Steel Against Steel0----
89Chapter 80 - Prepping the Newbies0----
90Chapter 81 - Tunnels and Traps0----
91Chapter 82 - Tripping the Trap Fantastic0----
92Chapter 83 - Lost in Thought and Town0----
93Chapter 84 - Stirring the Tea0----
94Chapter 85 - Sneaky Times in Revenstahd0----
95Chapter 86 - Migraine Mystery Tour0----
96Chapter 87 - Worst Crypt Secret0----
97Chapter 88 - No Entry0----
98Chapter 89 - Basements Again?0----
99Chapter 90 - Just Inn Case0----
100Chapter 91 - Memories of Rage and Flame0----
101Chapter 92 - Breach and Clear0----
102Chapter 93 - In A Manor of Speaking0----
103Chapter 94 - Sins Buried Deep0----
104Chapter 95 - Maniac Mage Mansion0----
105Chapter 96 - Aggressive Gardening Strategy0----
106Chapter 97 - Last Choice Dungeoneers0----
107Chapter 98 - Scents of Urgency0----
108Chapter 99 - Behold The Tree of Woe0----
109Chapter 100 - Crate Expectations0----
110Chapter 101 - Heartwood of Darkness0----
111Chapter 102 - Surfacing for Air0----
112Chapter 103 - Basket Full of Loose Ends0----
113Chapter 104 - A Nice Little Bow0----
114Chapter 105 - Wish Upon A Summer Sky0----
115Preview of Volume 4 (With Cover Art!)0----
116Danica Explains - Dungeons0----
117Chapter 106 - The First Day of Summer0----
118Chapter 107 - Getting Underway0----
119Chapter 108 - The Long Quiet Road0----
120Chapter 109 - Night Time Roundup0----
121Chapter 110 - Kebabs and Starlight0----
122Chapter 111 - Training on the Move0----
123Chapter 112 - Family, Frustrations, and Fire0----
124Chapter 113 - A Painful Burning Sensation0----
125Chapter 114 - Morning and Mourning0----
126Chapter 115 - Compensation and Situation0----
127Chapter 116 - An Ocean View Paradise0----
128Chapter 117 - Bounteous Wonders0----
129Chapter 118 - Dungeons and Sarongs0----
130Chapter 119 - Discussing Secrets—----
131Chapter 120 - Knots In The Family Ties—----
132Chapter 121 - First Morning In Paradise—----
133Chapter 122 - A Little Bit Beachy—----
134Chapter 123 - Sunburns, Self Reflection and Sunsets—----