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by SagaScribe
In post System Toronto, Alex doesn’t slay monsters to get by. He delivers pizza. Broke and rejected by the Adventurer’s Guild and the Courier Guild, with nothing but a crumbly resume, Alex takes the only job left in town: Delivery Boy for Nino’s Pizza, a Lich Pizzeria run by a married couple literally bound to the building. He must deliver enchanted pizza to Dungeon Bosses in sixty minutes or less, or suffer the Dungeon Bosses and the old couple’s wrath. With nothing but a seemingly useless ability, Alex must stay alive, deal with psychotic exes and Bosses, and pray for loot in place of tips. What to Expect: - Pizza - Dungeon running - Post System Integration Toronto - Psychotic Characters1x a week on Mondays.
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| 1 | Book 1 - Chapter 1 - Beat Down Cars & Garlic | 0 |
| 2 | Book 1 - Chapter 2 - Rare Grade Pizza | 0 |
| 3 | Book 1 - Chapter 3 - Strutting | 0 |
| 4 | Book 1 - Chapter 4 - Gas, Cans, and Glass | 0 |
| 5 | Book 1 - Chapter 5 - Blind Bloody Mary | 0 |
| 6 | Book 1 - Chapter 6 - It's Go Time | 0 |
| 7 | Book 1 - Chapter 7 - Sketchy Neighbourhood Delivery | 0 |
| 8 | Book 1 - Chapter 8 - Socks, Ball Gags, and an Ex | 0 |
| 9 | Book 1 - Chapter 9 - Running from Trauma and Into Tentacles | 0 |
| 10 | Book 1 - Chapter 10 - Messy Bun & Delicious Loot | 0 |
| 11 | Book 1 - Chapter 11 - Ravioli and the First Day | 0 |
| 12 | Book 1 - Chapter 12 - Cat in a Hat and Chicken Parm | 0 |
| 13 | Book 1 - Chapter 13 - Bot Field Trip, Leveling, and Chanting | 0 |
| 14 | Book 1 - Chapter 14 - Fifth Wheeling with Friends and Robots | 0 |
| 15 | Book 1 - Chapter 15 - Taxes and Mr. Mystical | 0 |
| 16 | Book 1 - Chapter 16 - Cold Sores & Pasta Casserole | 0 |
| 17 | Book 1 - Chapter 17 - Carb Loading & Jiggly Dessert | 0 |
| 18 | Book 1 - Chapter 18 - Saturday Boogie, a Meaty Delivery, Zippity Zap Cat | 0 |
| 19 | Book 1 - Chapter 19 - Mandatory Fun | 0 |
| 20 | Book 1 - Chapter 20 - Where the Fun Never Ends | 0 |
| 21 | Book 1 - Chapter 21 - She Who Must be Fed | 0 |
| 22 | Book 1 - Chapter 22 - Walk of Shame | 0 |
| 23 | Book 1 - Chapter 23 - Bagels and Divine Right | 0 |
| 24 | Book 1 - Chapter 24 - Guards, Guards, ...Gravewhistle? | 0 |
| 25 | Book 1 - Chapter 25 - Jank Cultivation | 0 |
| 26 | Book 1 - Chapter 26 - Familiars R' Us | 0 |
| 27 | Book 1 - Chapter 27 - Sexy Pants & Shawarma Plates | 0 |
| 28 | Book 1 - Chapter 28 - The Price of Therapy & Parking | 0 |
| 29 | Book 1 - Chapter 29 - One Psychic Reading, hold the body | 0 |
| 30 | Book 1 - Chapter 30 - Do Not Honk That | 0 |
| 31 | Book 1 - Chapter 31 - Beepy's Big Day | 0 |
| 32 | Book 1 - Chapter 32 - Corduroy Crusader | 0 |
| 33 | Book 1 - Chapter 33 - You Get The Best of Both Worlds | 0 |
| 34 | Book 1 - Chapter 34 - Poutine Damage Report | 0 |
| 35 | Book 1 - Chapter 35 - Cuddle Buffs & Cardinal Gains | 0 |
| 36 | Book 1 - Chapter 36 - Momentum Mishaps | 0 |
| 37 | Book 1 - Chapter 37 - Tiny Rug of Wisdom | 0 |
| 38 | Book 1 - Chapter 38 - How to Woo A Dungeon Boss | 0 |
| 39 | Book 1 - Chapter 39 - Bracelet Yourself | 0 |
| 40 | Book 1 - Chapter 40 - Clean Up in Aisle One | 0 |
| 41 | Book 1 - Chapter 41 - Escape from Gashapon Gulag | 0 |
| 42 | Book 1 - Chapter 42 - Of Beanbags and Regression | 0 |
| 43 | Book 1 - Chapter 43 - Pizza Eggs & Blood Oaths | 0 |
| 44 | Book 1 - Chapter 44 - Scientific Dilapidation | 0 |
| 45 | Book 1 - Chapter 45 - Spared No Expense | 0 |
| 46 | Book 1 - Chapter 46 - Crushed but still hot | 0 |
| 47 | Book 1 - Chapter 47 - Pickle Farming | 0 |
| 48 | Book 1 - Chapter 48 - Cantaloupe & Prosciutto | 0 |
| 49 | Book 1 - Chapter 49 - Turtle Recall | 0 |
| 50 | Book 1 - Chapter 50 - Meatballs & Power Ups | 0 |
| 51 | Book 1 - Chapte 51 - Bots before thoughts | 0 |
| 52 | Book 1 - Chapter 52 - Miss Daisy Style | 0 |
| 53 | Book 1 - Chapter 53 - Goulash Gambit | 0 |
| 54 | Book 1 - Chapter 54 - Mind Ya Business | 0 |
| 55 | Book 1 - Chapter 55 - The Secret Sauce | 0 |
| 56 | Book 1 - Chapter 56 - You've got Ghoulmail | 0 |
| 57 | Book 1 - Chapter 57 - Scarpetta | 0 |
| 58 | Book 1 - Chapter 58 - Operation Save the Giantess | 0 |
| 59 | Book 1 - Chapter 59 - When a Cat Chooses You | 0 |
| 60 | Book 1 - Chapter 60 - Girlbossing the Wrong Way | 0 |
| 61 | Book 1 - Chapter 61 - Tada! | 0 |
| 62 | Book 1 - Chapter 62 - Holy Smokes | 0 |
| 63 | Book 1 - Epilogue - Sunday Sauce | 0 |
| 64 | Book 2 - Chapter 1 - Party Parrot | 0 |
| 65 | Book 2 - Chapter 2 - What do Liches even dream of? | 0 |
| 66 | Book 2 - Chapter 3 - Little Lady Pasta Rolls | 0 |
| 67 | Book 2 - Chapter 4 - Safety Spires & Second Breakfast | 0 |
| 68 | Book 2 - Chapter 5 - Heretical Heron Core | 0 |
| 69 | Book 2 - Chapter 6 - Burnt Orange Chicken & Brushing the Limits | 0 |
| 70 | Book 2 - Chapter 7 - Sprint, Sweep, Sunrise | 0 |
| 71 | Book 2 - Chapter 8 - Tall Order | 0 |
| 72 | Book 2 - Chapter 9 - Scrum Lord, The Path, and A Challenge | 0 |
| 73 | Book 2 - Chapter 10 - Circle Back Later | 0 |
| 74 | Book 2 - Chapter 11 - Deck Size Matters | 0 |
| 75 | Book 2 - Chapter 12 - Testicular Clause | 0 |
| 76 | Book 2 - Chapter 13 - Running Through the Simulacrum | 0 |
| 77 | Book 2 - Chapter 14 - Butt in the air & Cat in Despair | 0 |
| 78 | Book 2 - Chapter 15 - Yes Ma'am | 0 |
| 79 | Book 2 - Chapter 16 - Chicken Scratch & Pop Goes the Gnome | 0 |
| 80 | Book 2 - Chapter 17 - Gnomefestation & Sage Words | 0 |
| 81 | Book 2 - Chapter 18 - Bottomless Pit & Drone Dramatis | 0 |
| 82 | Book 2 - Chapter 19 - Dark Lotus Mishaps | 0 |
| 83 | Book 2 - Chapter 20 - Nine Lives & Treated like Garbage | 0 |
| 84 | Book 2 - Chapter 21 - Three of That | 0 |
| 85 | Book 2 - Chapter 22 - Pull Him Out | 0 |
| 86 | Book 2 - Chapter 23 - Apple Picking but weird | 0 |
| 87 | Book 2 - Chapter 24 - Baked Ziti & Lichy Effects | 0 |
| 88 | Book 2 - Chapter 25 - The Scene of the Crime | 0 |
| 89 | Book 2 - Chapter 26 - World's Best Deliverer | 0 |
| 90 | Book 2 - Chapter 27 - A Family-Friendly Apocalypse | 0 |
| 91 | Book 2 - Chapter 28 - Better Behemoth & an Old Friend | 0 |
| 92 | Book 2 - Chapter 29 - Nipples of Destiny | 0 |
| 93 | Book 2 - Chapter 30 - Soggy Cardboard & Butterfly Kisses | 0 |
| 94 | Book 2 - Chapter 31 - Eunoia Dolls | 0 |
| 95 | Book 2 - Chapter 32 - Spooky Search | 0 |
| 96 | Book 2 - Chapter 33 - Lightning in the Dark | 0 |
| 97 | Book 2 - Chapter 34 - Late Night Red 40 Soup | 0 |
| 98 | Book 2 - Chapter 35 - The Classic Bit | 0 |
| 99 | Book 2 - Chapter 36 - When Your Ex is Right | 0 |
| 100 | Book 2 - Chapter 37 - The Old Ways | 0 |
| 101 | Book 2 - Chapter 38 - Planar Skating & Garbage Babies | 0 |
| 102 | Book 2 - Chapter 39 - Three Drones in a Trench Coat | 0 |
| 103 | Book 2 - Chapter 40 - Clearance Section & Television | 0 |
| 104 | Book 2 - Chapter 41 - Neighbourhood Kitty & Bargain Bin Blitz | 0 |
| 105 | Book 2 - Chapter 42 - Liches Lace Up & Unending Persistence | 0 |
| 106 | Book 2 - Chapter 43 - Retro Resurrection Speedrun | 0 |
| 107 | Book 2 - Chapter 44 - Higher Perches | 0 |
| 108 | Book 2 - Chapter 45 - The Pity Within | 0 |
| 109 | Book 2 - Chapter 46 - Your Turn, Freeda | 0 |
| 110 | Book 2 - Chapter 47 - Ghoulish Gambit | 0 |
| 111 | Book 2 - Chapter 48 - Marked for Trouble | 0 |
| 112 | Book 2 - Chapter 49 - When Life Gives You Liches | 0 |
| 113 | Book 2 - Chapter 50 - Frosty, Furious Footwear | 0 |
| 114 | Book 2 - Chapter 51 - That's Amore | 0 |
| 115 | Book 2 - Epilogue - An Apocalyptic Christmas Delivery | 0 |
| 116 | Book 3 - Chapter 1 - Falling for the Fans | 0 |
| 117 | Book 3 - Chapter 2 - Hot Grandparents | 0 |
| 118 | Book 3 - Chapter 3 - Here for a good time | 0 |
| 119 | Book 3 - Chapter 4 - Ungentle Blessing | 0 |
| 120 | Book 3 - Chapter 5 - Barrel of the Infinite | 0 |
| 121 | Book 3 - Chapter 6 - Everybody's got something | 0 |
| 122 | Book 3 - Chapter 7 - Heroic Hawk Core | 0 |
| 123 | Announcement - Slowing Down to 2X Week | 0 |
| 124 | Book 3 - Chapter 8 - Dull wits get no bread | 0 |
| 125 | Book 3 - Chapter 9 - Tribal Altruism | 0 |
| 126 | Sick as a dog - Back Friday | 0 |
| 127 | Book 3 - Chapter 10 - Speedy Glasses | 0 |
| 128 | Book 3 - Chapter 11 - Free Pizza from a Fan | 0 |
| 129 | Book 3 - Chapter 12 - Maintain the Balance | 0 |
| 130 | Book 3 - Chapter 13 - Time Dilation & Otherwise Existence | 0 |
| 131 | Book 3 - Chapter 14 - The Thread to Nowhere & Somewhere | 0 |
| 132 | Book 3 - Chapter 15 - Overwhelming claustrophobia | 0 |
| 133 | Book 3 - Chapter 16 - Something changed for good | 0 |
| 134 | Book 3 - Chapter 17 - Modern Gnomish Warfare Tactics | 0 |
| 135 | Book 3 - Chapter 18 - Favoured Friends | 0 |
| 136 | Book 3 - Chapter 19 - Safety Not Guaranteed | 0 |
| 137 | Book 3 - Chapter 20 - Going Gnuclear | 0 |
| 138 | Book 3 - Chapter 21 - Of Other Perspectives | 0 |
| 139 | Week off, editing book 1 prior to production! | 0 |
| 140 | Book 3 - Chapter 22 - Battle at Niagara Falls | 0 |
| 141 | Book 3 - Chapter 23 - Unkillable Slippery Demon | 0 |
| 142 | Book 3 - Chapter 24 - That first hello | 0 |
| 143 | Book 3 - Chapter 25 - Change for the better | 0 |
| 144 | Book 3 - Chapter 26 - What It Takes | 0 |
| 145 | Book 3 - Chapter 27 - Family Drama | 0 |
| 146 | Book 3 - Chapter 28 - Can't run from everything | 0 |
| 147 | Book 3 - Chapter 29 - Coversations with The Cat | 0 |
| 148 | Book 3 - Chapter 30 - Leap of Faith | 0 |
| 149 | Book 3 - Chapter 31 - Wombo Combo | 0 |
| 150 | Book 3 - Chapter 32 - At the Center | 0 |
| 151 | Book 3 - Chapter 33 - Love is Gross | 0 |
| 152 | Book 3 - Chapter 34 - How to Defy Death | — |
| 153 | Book 3 - Chapter 35 - The Gift of Life | — |
| 154 | Book 3 - Chapter 36 - A Gnome's Belief | — |
| 155 | Book 3 - Chapter 37 - The Gift of Death | — |
| 156 | Book 3 - Chapter 38 - Friendly Breakfast | — |