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Dungeons & Deliveries - A Post Apocalypse Comedy Adventure [2 Books Complete]

Dungeons & Deliveries - A Post Apocalypse Comedy Adventure [2 Books Complete]

by SagaScribe

ActionAdventureComedyContemporaryDungeon Crawler
Shadow rank ~#108 in Contemporary↓5

In post System Toronto, Alex doesn’t slay monsters to get by. He delivers pizza. Broke and rejected by the Adventurer’s Guild and the Courier Guild, with nothing but a crumbly resume, Alex takes the only job left in town: Delivery Boy for Nino’s Pizza, a Lich Pizzeria run by a married couple literally bound to the building. He must deliver enchanted pizza to Dungeon Bosses in sixty minutes or less, or suffer the Dungeon Bosses and the old couple’s wrath. With nothing but a seemingly useless ability, Alex must stay alive, deal with psychotic exes and Bosses, and pray for loot in place of tips. What to Expect: - Pizza - Dungeon running - Post System Integration Toronto - Psychotic Characters1x a week on Mondays.

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#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Book 1 - Chapter 1 - Beat Down Cars & Garlic0----
2Book 1 - Chapter 2 - Rare Grade Pizza0----
3Book 1 - Chapter 3 - Strutting0----
4Book 1 - Chapter 4 - Gas, Cans, and Glass0----
5Book 1 - Chapter 5 - Blind Bloody Mary0----
6Book 1 - Chapter 6 - It's Go Time0----
7Book 1 - Chapter 7 - Sketchy Neighbourhood Delivery0----
8Book 1 - Chapter 8 - Socks, Ball Gags, and an Ex0----
9Book 1 - Chapter 9 - Running from Trauma and Into Tentacles0----
10Book 1 - Chapter 10 - Messy Bun & Delicious Loot0----
11Book 1 - Chapter 11 - Ravioli and the First Day0----
12Book 1 - Chapter 12 - Cat in a Hat and Chicken Parm0----
13Book 1 - Chapter 13 - Bot Field Trip, Leveling, and Chanting0----
14Book 1 - Chapter 14 - Fifth Wheeling with Friends and Robots0----
15Book 1 - Chapter 15 - Taxes and Mr. Mystical0----
16Book 1 - Chapter 16 - Cold Sores & Pasta Casserole0----
17Book 1 - Chapter 17 - Carb Loading & Jiggly Dessert0----
18Book 1 - Chapter 18 - Saturday Boogie, a Meaty Delivery, Zippity Zap Cat0----
19Book 1 - Chapter 19 - Mandatory Fun0----
20Book 1 - Chapter 20 - Where the Fun Never Ends0----
21Book 1 - Chapter 21 - She Who Must be Fed0----
22Book 1 - Chapter 22 - Walk of Shame0----
23Book 1 - Chapter 23 - Bagels and Divine Right0----
24Book 1 - Chapter 24 - Guards, Guards, ...Gravewhistle?0----
25Book 1 - Chapter 25 - Jank Cultivation0----
26Book 1 - Chapter 26 - Familiars R' Us0----
27Book 1 - Chapter 27 - Sexy Pants & Shawarma Plates0----
28Book 1 - Chapter 28 - The Price of Therapy & Parking0----
29Book 1 - Chapter 29 - One Psychic Reading, hold the body0----
30Book 1 - Chapter 30 - Do Not Honk That0----
31Book 1 - Chapter 31 - Beepy's Big Day0----
32Book 1 - Chapter 32 - Corduroy Crusader0----
33Book 1 - Chapter 33 - You Get The Best of Both Worlds0----
34Book 1 - Chapter 34 - Poutine Damage Report0----
35Book 1 - Chapter 35 - Cuddle Buffs & Cardinal Gains0----
36Book 1 - Chapter 36 - Momentum Mishaps0----
37Book 1 - Chapter 37 - Tiny Rug of Wisdom0----
38Book 1 - Chapter 38 - How to Woo A Dungeon Boss0----
39Book 1 - Chapter 39 - Bracelet Yourself0----
40Book 1 - Chapter 40 - Clean Up in Aisle One0----
41Book 1 - Chapter 41 - Escape from Gashapon Gulag0----
42Book 1 - Chapter 42 - Of Beanbags and Regression0----
43Book 1 - Chapter 43 - Pizza Eggs & Blood Oaths0----
44Book 1 - Chapter 44 - Scientific Dilapidation0----
45Book 1 - Chapter 45 - Spared No Expense0----
46Book 1 - Chapter 46 - Crushed but still hot0----
47Book 1 - Chapter 47 - Pickle Farming0----
48Book 1 - Chapter 48 - Cantaloupe & Prosciutto0----
49Book 1 - Chapter 49 - Turtle Recall0----
50Book 1 - Chapter 50 - Meatballs & Power Ups0----
51Book 1 - Chapte 51 - Bots before thoughts0----
52Book 1 - Chapter 52 - Miss Daisy Style0----
53Book 1 - Chapter 53 - Goulash Gambit0----
54Book 1 - Chapter 54 - Mind Ya Business0----
55Book 1 - Chapter 55 - The Secret Sauce0----
56Book 1 - Chapter 56 - You've got Ghoulmail0----
57Book 1 - Chapter 57 - Scarpetta0----
58Book 1 - Chapter 58 - Operation Save the Giantess0----
59Book 1 - Chapter 59 - When a Cat Chooses You0----
60Book 1 - Chapter 60 - Girlbossing the Wrong Way0----
61Book 1 - Chapter 61 - Tada!0----
62Book 1 - Chapter 62 - Holy Smokes0----
63Book 1 - Epilogue - Sunday Sauce0----
64Book 2 - Chapter 1 - Party Parrot0----
65Book 2 - Chapter 2 - What do Liches even dream of?0----
66Book 2 - Chapter 3 - Little Lady Pasta Rolls0----
67Book 2 - Chapter 4 - Safety Spires & Second Breakfast0----
68Book 2 - Chapter 5 - Heretical Heron Core0----
69Book 2 - Chapter 6 - Burnt Orange Chicken & Brushing the Limits0----
70Book 2 - Chapter 7 - Sprint, Sweep, Sunrise0----
71Book 2 - Chapter 8 - Tall Order0----
72Book 2 - Chapter 9 - Scrum Lord, The Path, and A Challenge0----
73Book 2 - Chapter 10 - Circle Back Later0----
74Book 2 - Chapter 11 - Deck Size Matters0----
75Book 2 - Chapter 12 - Testicular Clause0----
76Book 2 - Chapter 13 - Running Through the Simulacrum0----
77Book 2 - Chapter 14 - Butt in the air & Cat in Despair0----
78Book 2 - Chapter 15 - Yes Ma'am0----
79Book 2 - Chapter 16 - Chicken Scratch & Pop Goes the Gnome0----
80Book 2 - Chapter 17 - Gnomefestation & Sage Words0----
81Book 2 - Chapter 18 - Bottomless Pit & Drone Dramatis0----
82Book 2 - Chapter 19 - Dark Lotus Mishaps0----
83Book 2 - Chapter 20 - Nine Lives & Treated like Garbage0----
84Book 2 - Chapter 21 - Three of That0----
85Book 2 - Chapter 22 - Pull Him Out0----
86Book 2 - Chapter 23 - Apple Picking but weird0----
87Book 2 - Chapter 24 - Baked Ziti & Lichy Effects0----
88Book 2 - Chapter 25 - The Scene of the Crime0----
89Book 2 - Chapter 26 - World's Best Deliverer0----
90Book 2 - Chapter 27 - A Family-Friendly Apocalypse0----
91Book 2 - Chapter 28 - Better Behemoth & an Old Friend0----
92Book 2 - Chapter 29 - Nipples of Destiny0----
93Book 2 - Chapter 30 - Soggy Cardboard & Butterfly Kisses0----
94Book 2 - Chapter 31 - Eunoia Dolls0----
95Book 2 - Chapter 32 - Spooky Search0----
96Book 2 - Chapter 33 - Lightning in the Dark0----
97Book 2 - Chapter 34 - Late Night Red 40 Soup0----
98Book 2 - Chapter 35 - The Classic Bit0----
99Book 2 - Chapter 36 - When Your Ex is Right0----
100Book 2 - Chapter 37 - The Old Ways0----
101Book 2 - Chapter 38 - Planar Skating & Garbage Babies0----
102Book 2 - Chapter 39 - Three Drones in a Trench Coat0----
103Book 2 - Chapter 40 - Clearance Section & Television0----
104Book 2 - Chapter 41 - Neighbourhood Kitty & Bargain Bin Blitz0----
105Book 2 - Chapter 42 - Liches Lace Up & Unending Persistence0----
106Book 2 - Chapter 43 - Retro Resurrection Speedrun0----
107Book 2 - Chapter 44 - Higher Perches0----
108Book 2 - Chapter 45 - The Pity Within0----
109Book 2 - Chapter 46 - Your Turn, Freeda0----
110Book 2 - Chapter 47 - Ghoulish Gambit0----
111Book 2 - Chapter 48 - Marked for Trouble0----
112Book 2 - Chapter 49 - When Life Gives You Liches0----
113Book 2 - Chapter 50 - Frosty, Furious Footwear0----
114Book 2 - Chapter 51 - That's Amore0----
115Book 2 - Epilogue - An Apocalyptic Christmas Delivery0----
116Book 3 - Chapter 1 - Falling for the Fans0----
117Book 3 - Chapter 2 - Hot Grandparents0----
118Book 3 - Chapter 3 - Here for a good time0----
119Book 3 - Chapter 4 - Ungentle Blessing0----
120Book 3 - Chapter 5 - Barrel of the Infinite0----
121Book 3 - Chapter 6 - Everybody's got something0----
122Book 3 - Chapter 7 - Heroic Hawk Core0----
123Announcement - Slowing Down to 2X Week0----
124Book 3 - Chapter 8 - Dull wits get no bread0----
125Book 3 - Chapter 9 - Tribal Altruism0----
126Sick as a dog - Back Friday0----
127Book 3 - Chapter 10 - Speedy Glasses0----
128Book 3 - Chapter 11 - Free Pizza from a Fan0----
129Book 3 - Chapter 12 - Maintain the Balance0----
130Book 3 - Chapter 13 - Time Dilation & Otherwise Existence0----
131Book 3 - Chapter 14 - The Thread to Nowhere & Somewhere0----
132Book 3 - Chapter 15 - Overwhelming claustrophobia0----
133Book 3 - Chapter 16 - Something changed for good0----
134Book 3 - Chapter 17 - Modern Gnomish Warfare Tactics0----
135Book 3 - Chapter 18 - Favoured Friends0----
136Book 3 - Chapter 19 - Safety Not Guaranteed0----
137Book 3 - Chapter 20 - Going Gnuclear0----
138Book 3 - Chapter 21 - Of Other Perspectives0----
139Week off, editing book 1 prior to production!0----
140Book 3 - Chapter 22 - Battle at Niagara Falls0----
141Book 3 - Chapter 23 - Unkillable Slippery Demon0----
142Book 3 - Chapter 24 - That first hello0----
143Book 3 - Chapter 25 - Change for the better0----
144Book 3 - Chapter 26 - What It Takes0----
145Book 3 - Chapter 27 - Family Drama0----
146Book 3 - Chapter 28 - Can't run from everything0----
147Book 3 - Chapter 29 - Coversations with The Cat0----
148Book 3 - Chapter 30 - Leap of Faith0----
149Book 3 - Chapter 31 - Wombo Combo0----
150Book 3 - Chapter 32 - At the Center0----
151Book 3 - Chapter 33 - Love is Gross0----
152Book 3 - Chapter 34 - How to Defy Death—----
153Book 3 - Chapter 35 - The Gift of Life—----
154Book 3 - Chapter 36 - A Gnome's Belief—----
155Book 3 - Chapter 37 - The Gift of Death—----
156Book 3 - Chapter 38 - Friendly Breakfast—----