
by Lubjub
Terra, Year 2040 Oh boy! Nothing beats happily organising deliveries at the post office. MC thought, as his home casually fused with the world next door. “Leave them combined, and bring all the people back. I’m too tired for this.” Serilia - Head of the Heavenly Realm, circa 2040. Now a low-grade adventurer on the new world, Maliterr year 2048. MC roams with his best pals: Wardi, Rhua, Lucy and Horace. Taking requests for coin. Life is thrilling. The wildlife is ravenous, people slice buildings in half, and don’t get them started on how a blacksmith can make a full set of armour with three ingots and a toothpick. I’d tell you more, but bandits just turned up. I better start narrating the opening chapter. Isecant is a continually expanding, fast-paced story that focuses on a powerless, item focused main character (MC) and his friends (who do use powers). MC and his party are thrown into a journey meant for heroes, not average Joes. Filled with British humour, unhinged gods, waves of chaos and a whole bunch of heartfelt moments.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Chapter 1 - Former Post Office Manager MC | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 1.5 - I said no to the Goddess, and she took that personally | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 - Scatty brained monologuing - the follow up | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 2.5 - Scatty brained monologuing - the follow up pt 2 | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 3 – Never going through that again. | 0 |
| 5 | Needed to provide some notes on things | 0 |
| 6 | Notes and tidbits | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 4 - Larry and the Scrollitorium blues pt I | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 5 - Larry and the Scrollitorium blues PT 2 | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 5 - Larry and the Scrollitorium blues PT 2.5 | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 6 - Pleasant Places | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 6 - Pleasant Places pt 2 | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 7 - Welcome to the house of fun | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 8 - We came, we saw, we ran | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 8 - We came, we saw, we ran pt 2 | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 9 - Light up my life | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 9 - Light up my life pt 2 | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 10 - You Narcotica Be Kidding Me | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 10 - You Narcotica Be Kidding Me pt 2 | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 11 - Cruelty and the comedown | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 11 - Cruelty and the comedown pt 2 | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 12 - The antiques cart show | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 13 - Off on our merry way again | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 14 - Unburden | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 15 - A walk in the pass. | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 16 - The veil begins to lift | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 17 - Never forget | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 18 - Composure | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 18 - Composure pt 2 | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 19 - A request long overdue | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 20 - Rhua | 0 |
| 31 | (speed run catch up) | 0 |
| 32 | Small update to chapters | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 21 - For we are seedlings. (Vol 1 Finale!) | 0 |
| 34 | A big thank you | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 22 - Rage of a Titan | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 23 - The guy in the hut | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 24 –Hijinx Hilltop | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 25 - Feeling Crispy | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 26 - Our little budding buddy | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 27 - Our little budding buddy pt II | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 28 - Interrogations of the utmost importance | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 29 – Time for a plan | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 30 - C’mon gang, lets split up and…oh wait wrong franchise. | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 31 - As basic as it gets (Wardi) | 0 |
| 45 | Bonus Chapter - An unexpected Horace story | 0 |
| 46 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt II | 0 |
| 47 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt III | 0 |
| 48 | Bonus Chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt IV | 0 |
| 49 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt V | 0 |
| 50 | Bonus Chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt VI | 0 |
| 51 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt VII | 0 |
| 52 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt VIII | 0 |
| 53 | Bonus chapter - An Unexpected Horace story - pt IX | 0 |
| 54 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt X | 0 |
| 55 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt XI | 0 |
| 56 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt XII | 0 |
| 57 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt XIII | 0 |
| 58 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt XIV | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 32 - Ding! Now we RUN (Wardi) | 0 |
| 60 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt XV | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 33 - Questionable party games (Wardi) | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 34 The other trio (MC) | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 35 – A place I don’t want to call home (MC) | 0 |
| 64 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story pt XVI | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 36 - A place I don’t want to call home pt. II (MC) | 0 |
| 66 | Bonus Chapter - An unexpected Horace story - pt XVII | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 37 - A place I don’t want to call home pt III (MC) | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 38 - A place I don’t want to call home pt. IV (MC) | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 39 - A place I don’t want to call home pt. V (MC) | 0 |
| 70 | Bonus Chapter - An unexpected Horace story - pt XVIII | 0 |
| 71 | Bonus Chapter - An unexpected Horace story - pt XIX | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 40 – An exceptionally uneven match up (W) | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 41 – An exceptionally uneven match up pt II (W) | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 42 – Tenner's-R-us (W) | 0 |
| 75 | Speed catch up and a letter from myself to you. | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 43 - Have you got your CSCS card? (W) | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 44 - Générique rebuilds (W) | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 45 - The proclamation of Lucy Prydwen (W) | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 46 - The hatcot's aftermath (W) | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 47 - D-n-D (MC) | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 48 – The tumultuous trio (mc) | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 49 – Passing by (mc) | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 50 - Roll call (Volume 2 finale) | 0 |
| 84 | Bonus chapter - An unexpected Horace story XX | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 51 - Colonies & caverns | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 52 - Colonies & caverns Pt II | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 53 - Colonies & caverns pt III | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 54 - Colonies & caverns pt IV | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 55 – like OMG NO WAY (mc) | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 56 - Momma, it was me all along. (MC) | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 57 - So what now? (MC) | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 58 - Taking the Dillee for a walk (mc) | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 59 - Loot & Stonks (MC & W) | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 60 - What's with chairs & sofa's in hotel rooms? (MC, Wardi, Wooj) | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 61 - Give her La CHANCLA~ (Wooj & MC) | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 62 - Hold your loved ones close (MC & Wardi) | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 63 - Northward Bound (Wardi) | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 64 - The Widdlewan Bop (Wardi) | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 65 - Vana'diel til we die ~ (Wardi) | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 66 - Toddlers & Tantrums (MC) | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 67 - The Earth girl (MC) | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 68 - Dungeon mechanics 101 (MC) | 0 |
| 103 | Chapter 69 - Ranks and Scales | 0 |
| 104 | Chapter 70 - To prance? Or not to prance? That is the question. (W) | 0 |
| 105 | Chapter 71 - Wow grandma, what GIANT HANDS YOU HAVE! (w) | 0 |
| 106 | Chapter 72 - You will never hear another sonnet upon your bonnet again (W) | 0 |
| 107 | Chapter 73 - Think clowns are bad? Get a load of this guy! (w) | 0 |
| 108 | Chapter 74 - Victory, sanity and the patience of a saint. | 0 |
| 109 | Chapter 75 - The brick wall Felidhan & Willieth x ??? | 0 |
| 110 | Chapter 76 - As the curtain opens, another readies behind it. | 0 |
| 111 | Chapter 77 - The Hatcot and the F-bomb | 0 |
| 112 | chapter 78 - Check your facts before you act | 0 |
| 113 | chapter 79 - Health and safety would have a field day | 0 |
| 114 | Chapter 80 - The quick thinking buddy | 0 |
| 115 | chapter 81 - Southern Sewer Showdown | 0 |
| 116 | Chapter 82 - Here we go again round 2 | 0 |
| 117 | Chapter 83 - Prepare for trouble and make it double | 0 |
| 118 | An announcement. | 0 |